NAPW ACTION!

03/11/2005

THE MOOSE vs LOBO

The announcers are quick to point out, and Lobo is quick to notice, NAPW Provincial Champion Ravager sitting front-row center. Lobo starts trash talking Ravager, but The Moose gets tired of waiting and spins Lobo around outside! Lobo and The Moose fire away on each other until Lobo gets the upper hand with his greater strength. He grabs The Moose in a press slam and tosses him back into the ring! Lobo takes over in the ring, but The Moose fires back. Back and forth action for a while until The Moose counters the pump-handle slam with a huge running powerslam! That gets two. Series of punches and a clothesline send Lobo back out of the ring. Ref starts the 10 count with Lobo on the outside. Lobo again distracted by Ravager, talking trash getting back into the ring...which lets The Moose hook Lobo for the stun gun! Another pinfall, but Lobo powers out... and he's pissed off! The Moose signals for the ROUGHNECK, but Lobo shifts his weight and locks in a Dragon Sleeper...DDT! Lobo pounds his chest and kneels down before laying in vicious closed fists onto The Moose. Referee calls for a break. Lobo pulls The Moose up and sends him to the ropes...HUGE, HUGE clothesline spins The Moose right around! And The Moose isn't a small man! The Moose trying to fight back as Lobo pulls him back up, but Lobo stops that with a choke around the throat, there's the CHOKESLAM! The Moose is in a bad way as Lobo again pulls him up, perching him on the top rope! Lobo hooks The Moose, points directly at Ravager, and it's one hell of a LOBO DRIVER. Cover, one, two, three, and this one is over! Lobo hits the corners, telling Ravager "you're next!" The Provincial Champion looks on with a smirk.


Back from commercial, Lobo is backstage with Bill Fleming. He reiterates his open challenge to any member of the NAPW for a submission match Monday night! Fleming escapes without any harm done. For once.


THE DRAGON vs "BAD BOY" JOEY MALONE

Creed plays THE DRAGON to the ring. The fans are solidly behind the Welshman. "Bad Boys" plays to bring Joey Malone to the ring, but he doesn't appear. The referee and timekeeper are conferring when the lights go out! A few screams in the audience, but the lights come back up and... an unidentified man in black leather is standing over the fallen form of The Dragon! The Dragon is busted wide open as the man leans over The Dragon, viciously whispering. He slaps The Dragon in the face! Hewson and Jones are stunned, as is the audience. The lights go back out, and when they come back up sure enough...the man in black is GONE. NAPW trainers are heading to the ring to check on the condition of The Dragon.


Static is in the locker room with Bill Fleming after commercial. A brilliantly creepy promo from Static follows, where he promises that in the three-way dance coming up, The Fixer and Stylin' Kyle Roberts will...er... "suck his voodoo." Whatever THAT means.


THREE-WAY DANCE: STATIC vs THE FIXER vs STYLIN' KYLE ROBERTS

The Fixer, sans Hatchet, enters to a healty round of applause, certainly to be the fan-favorite in this three-way dance. Static is next, and the crowd boos him. The third man enters with entourage of The Beast and Coach Jago. The introductions are made, but before the bell rings Roberts sucker-punchs The Fixer. Static hangs out in the corner, watching as his opponents lay into one another. The Fixer takes over, reversing a clothesline into a HUGE german suplex! Static flies in with a huracanrana from nowhere, sending Fixer OVER THE TOP ROPE, and then with lightning speed he hits the LIONSAULT on Roberts! Cover gets two. Static tries the irish whip, Roberts counters and tosses Static over the top. Static lands on the canvas, Roberts runs at him only to have Static pull the top rope down, sending Roberts flying outside near The Fixer! The Fixer has pulled himself up and tries for a suplex on the outside. Roberts fights that, and neither man notices Static with a head of steam SPRINGBOARD off the top rope! He takes everybody out! All three men down on the outside, but Static is up first. Static up on the ring apron, he takes off for an asai moonsault...but Roberts and The Fixer both scatter! Static hits the guard rail with his mid-section and ends up in the crowd! Roberts takes a second to mock Static, but when he turns around The Fixer is right there to unload! The Fixer---irish whips Kyle Roberts into the steel ring post! With the referee threatening to throw the match out, The Fixer rolls Roberts back into the ring and follows up with an elbow drop. That gets two. The Fixer in firm control as Static --- much to the seeming pleasure of his opponent Monday night, Ravager --- might be out of this match completely, struggling to get to his feet using the guard rail. The Fixer nails the Russian Leg Sweep and follows that up with a second-rope elbow drop! The Fixer pulls Roberts up...the german suplex! It's bridged for the pinfall! Waitaminute! Coach Jago jumps on the ring apron to distract the referee, and The Beast looks to break things up with a sneak attack on The Fixer... hang on a tick, RAVAGER just hopped the guard rail! The Beast hits the ropes, looking to take Fixer's head off, and Ravager grabs both ankles! The Beast hits face-first, but gets up and starts yelling at The Beast, which allows The Fixer to come from behind and dump The Beast out of the ring! Coach Jago starts screaming at the Provincial Champ, until Ravager starts coming towards him! Ravager chases Jago backstage, The Beast in hot pursuit! Meanwhile, The Fixer is yelling at the referee to do his job. He turns around and Roberts is there to meet him with a boot to the gut---Moose Jaw Driver! One, two, th---Static breaks it up! Static is back in this thing! He sends Roberts into the corner and goes for a Tornado DDT, only to have that blocked by Roberts. Static lands on his feet, but that only sets him up for a Throwback by Roberts! And now Roberts turns his attention to the rising Fixer. Fixer counters the irish whip, but Roberts counters one more time and sends Fixer right into the referee! The Fixer and the ref both tumble to the outside! Roberts takes a second to look around for his partner and manager... The distraction is enough for Static to come from behind with a missile dropkick to the back of the head. Roberts is prone in the middle of the ring, Static on the top rope! Moment of Clarity--- but Ravager has come back through the crowd! He knocks Static off the top rope! Roberts to his feet with surprising speed, he grabs Static and...Emerald Fusion connects! Referee is groggy but counts! One, two, three! Stylin' Kyle Roberts takes the duke! The Provincial Champion heads down the aisle, and is confronted by a pissed off Fixer! Fixer saying "We had a deal!", Ravager only smirks and says "No refunds." Roberts stares daggers after The Fixer and Ravager...


NAPW returns with a livid Calgary Connection in an angry argument with the Provincial Champion when D-X crashes their party! Cal-Con and D-X brawl, but Ravager slickly sneaks off in the melee. NAPW officials try to break things up as we go to the ring.

HANDICAP NO-DQ MATCH: VIKING vs THE DECAPITATORS

Viking rushes The Decapitators from behind as they make their entrance with a steel chair! Both Decapitators go down to wild chair shots. Viking's got a crazed look in his eyes tonight! The man from Iceland looking to powerbomb the luchadore Diamond on the concrete, but Axe hits a clothesline to stop that! Axe and Diamond now double-teaming in this No Disqualification match! The light-weight diamond with enough strength to lift Viking and stun gun him across the guardrail near the ring...and Diamond off the canvas with a Guillotine Drop across the back of Viking's neck! Viking might have bitten off more than he could chew in this one! Axe rolls Viking in the ring as Diamond tosses a chair in the ring. The Decapitators hammering away on Viking. Axe sends Viking into the turnbuckle hard as Diamond sets the chair up in front of him. Axe now whips Diamond...Diamond off the chair with a version of Air Sabu...except that he's CAUGHT by Viking, who launches him at Axe! Axe catches Diamond, and now Viking WHIPS the chair at both of them! Good gravy! Viking hammers on Axe, than Diamond, he's got the chair and smashes Axe with it. Viking puts the chair down, he's going to powerbomb Diamond onto it! Diamond with a huracanrana reverses! He's got the legs for one, two, only three! Diamond off the ropes --- Viking catches him with a body-to-body suplex, sending him across the ring! Axe attacks Viking, they trade blows and both tumble outside the ring in the chaos. here comes Diamond! Diamond takes out Viking! Viking pops up...SPINEBUSTER on the outside! Viking is in trouble here! The Decapitators have Viking in the ring, and they look for THE DECAPITATION. It's over for Viking... and then NAPW CHAMPION THE PLAGUE hits the ring swinging his title belt! Diamond takes it in the face! Axe rushes and gets SPINEBUSTERED! Plague rolls out of the ring and drags Axe out, what's he doing, he's handcuffing Axe to the guardrail! Axe can't get in the ring! Plague and Viking are teaming up on the 153 pound Diamond! The NAPW Champion and Viking on either side of Diamond, who is in a bad predicament. Viking with a clothesline, Diamond ducks and bounces to the ropes! PLAGUE there to meet him with a powerslam! Viking and Plague boot-stomping Diamond, and Axe can't get out to help him! This is all legal, folks! The referee's only there to count the pinfall! And now Plague has Diamond up, this is it! THE BLACK DEATH! But Viking isn't satisfied! He's going to the top rope... HUGE Viking leg drop! But that's not enough! Viking now wants to hit the Ice Breaker onto a steel chair! Things look bad for Diamond! The Plague sets the chair in the middle of the ring... AND IT'S D! THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER HITS THE RING! D! a house on fire! Plague eats a roundhouse! Viking eats a roundhouse! Plague sent to the corner! Viking sent in as well, and now D!...STINGER SPLASH! Viking staggers around the ring as Plague FLOPS to the canvas. Diamond, SOMEHOW, is to his feet! On the top! Cross body connects to Viking! And now D! tosses Plague out of the ring and Diamond again to the top rope...can he connect? DIAMONDSAULT! The cover! The three! The Decapitators WIN! D! raises Diamond's arm PLAGUE FROM BEHIND! Chair shot! Diamond eats a chair shot! Plague yells at Viking to get up...Viking has D! PLAGUE WITH THE TITLE BELT SHOT! The Decapitators have won this match with D!'s help evening the odds, but now! Viking takes Diamond to the outside and chair shots him! Axe is livid, just feet from helping his partner. Viking turns around and roars like a crazy man before smashing the chair into Axe's face!

But in the ring, Plague is on top of D!, screaming at him and sadistically rubbing the NAPW title belt in D!'s face. "GOOD LUCK, KID! GOOD LUCK SURVIVING MONDAY NIGHT!"