NAPW ON TFN: EPISODE 10
SOLE SURVIVOR 2010

Fade into the POLISH HALL in Edmonton, Alberta! Over 600 fans have jampacked NAPW's flagship venue. They are noisy, they are rowdy, they are READY. Are you?

BILL HEWSON: Welcome fans, to New Alberta Pro Wrestling... welcome to NAPW on TFN! I'm Bill Hewson alongside Jack "Attack" Jones, and tonight we bring you one of the most celebrated matches in all of NAPW --- I'm talking about the 30-man, over-the-top-rope SOLE SURVIVOR match!

JACK JONES: You're only talking about one of the biggest matches all year, Hewson. And only four men have the distinction of being Sole Survivor winners!

BILL HEWSON: Among those men is one of tonight's participants, the decorated LLOYD REES, who has the opportunity tonight to become the only man to win Sole Survivor twice. But first he has to get past 29 other men... Folks, The Fight Network is airing NAPW tonight with NO commercial breaks. We are going to be here for the entire contest. Take us away, Frank!

Frank Warburton stands centre ring, and the crowd buzzes...

FRANK WARBURTON: It is now time for the 30-MAN SOLE SURVIVOR MATCH! The rules are as follows: the wrestlers who drew numbers #1 and #2 will start the match. Every ninety seconds, another wrestler enters until all thirty competitors have entered. To be eliminated, a participant must be thrown over the top rope and BOTH feet must touch the ground. The last wrestler standing will be the winner and 2010 SOLE SURVIVOR. Now, introducing the wrestler who drew #1...

"SOMETIMES I CANNOT TAKE THIS PLACE!"

Booooooooooo. The crowd turns hostile...

FRANK WARBURTON: Entering #1, he is one-half of the NAPW Tag Team Champions... THE FREAK!

BILL HEWSON: I don't believe it, he actually ended up number one. The NAPW faithful truly hate this man, especially after what he, Shut Down, Jeffrey Roberts and the despicable Zouave did to Chad Kurtis and Jeffrey Roberts last week after the steel cage match!

JACK JONES: I have it on good authority that The Freak traded UP to take the number one spot, Hewson. His actual entry was number twenty-nine. According to my sources, that is.

BILL HEWSON: The Freak stated this past week that he, along with his partner Shut Down, want to make a lasting impact on Sole Survivor --- not only winning it, but setting records along the way. I'm sure #1 was thrilled to trade for #29, but The Freak has a long road ahead of him...

FRANK WARBURTON: And now...

BILL HEWSON: Who drew #2?

THE METAL.

FRANK WARBURTON: Entering #2, he is a member of BLOOD HARVEST... DEADPOOL!

BILL HEWSON: A former Tag Team champion himself, James Blackpool heading to the ring! Both of these men competing in their FIRST Sole Survivor...

JACK JONES: Blood Harvest should be right at home --- it's like a huge mosh pit!

BILL HEWSON: What would YOU know about moshing?

JACK JONES: You know --- moshing and noshing!

BILL HEWSON: Will you be serious?

The crowd boos, they're not fans of either man. Roger "Rocketsauce" Malone as accompanied James to the ring for moral support. Referees all around ringside...

DING DING DING

BILL HEWSON: The 2010 Sole Survivor is officially underway! Here we go! Jack, what's the strategy for coming in so early?

JACK JONES: The best strategy for either of these guys would be to eliminate the other as fast as possible. You get a chance to recover your energy, and can focus on the next guy coming down in a minute and a half. Just pick off the newcomers!

BILL HEWSON: Easier said then done, whoa maybe an early elimination here! The Freak trying to toss Deadpool out early, but the metalhead stops that. Now Deadpool trying to put Freak over the top!

The Freak rakes the eyes to get Deadpool off of him.

JACK JONES: It'll be hard to eliminate Blackpool, he's the heaviest man in the match?

BILL HEWSON: What are you talking about?

JACK JONES: He weighs six-six-six tonnes! He told me himself.

The Freak hits a series of kicks to Deadpool and then whips him into the corner. Corner charge! Back elbow from Blackpool, followed by a double guitar handle smash! Deadpool grabs Freak by the dreadlocks and pulls him to the ropes, trying to just toss the man out, but Freak grabs the top rope and elbows his way out. He drops down and hotshots James throat-first across the top rope. Blackpool kicks the canvas, choking for air, but The Freak doesn't follow-up. Instead, he reaches into his pants and pulls out...

JACK JONES: I thought I was missing a pair from my bag!

BILL HEWSON: The Freak just pulled out a set of handcuffs, but I don't understand why. He doesn't want to keep Deadpool in this match --- wait a MINUTE. The Freak just...

JACK JONES: Holy Hell, that's brilliant!

BILL HEWSON: The Freak just handcuffed HIMSELF to the top rope. The crowd doesn't like this, neither do the referees but what can they do?

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, Deadpool trying to figure out what to do, four, three, two, ONE.

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"WELL IT'S JUST LIKE THE OCEAN UNDER THE MOON!"

BILL HEWSON: Oh. My. GOD.

JACK JONES: YES YES YES

BILL HEWSON: CHRIS CASINO IS IN SOLE SURVIVOR!

The crowd pops, then settles into a roar of boos. Casino smirks on his way to the ring as Blackpool and Freak go at it, Freak using his kicks to keep the other man at bay.

BILL HEWSON: Ring of Prestige member here, and Chris Casino has not been an active roster member in NAPW for the past while, but he WON this match last year. Casino with a chance to become a two-time Sole Survivor winner, but he's got a long way to go drawing #3!

JACK JONES: Come on, Hewson. The man's name is Chris CASINO. You know he's got the angles fixed!

BILL HEWSON: James Blackpool doesn't seem too impressed with Casino's legacy status though, he just jumped him!

Blackpool with a headbutt to Casino, now a flurry of punches. He has Casino against the rope and tries to lift him over. Casino shot to the forehead, he gets down. Irish whip to Blackpool, back elbow! Blackpool gets up, Casino takes him down with a beautiful standing dropkick! Blackpool rolls over, and Casino takes a moment to mug for the crowd, elicting a loud, if mixed, response.

Chris Casino looks over at the handcuffed, smug Freak. The hand motion says "What is this guy, an idiot?" Chris cracks his knuckles and advances on The Freak, who can't be tossed... but can't go very far either. Blackpool from behind! Blackpool tries to dump Casino, doesn't get very far. The legend tips Blackpool over, he's got him going...

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BILL HEWSON: Entry number four...

JACK JONES: HORNS!

Yes fans, Jack Jones just threw up the horns.

THE METAL.

BILL HEWSON: Here comes THRILL KILL, Deadpool's partner! And Chedda Chaz is right behind him!

JACK JONES: I wouldn't say 'right' behind him, Bill.

Chaz seems to be looking for something on the ground. Maybe that snake he couldn't find after the band's last gig and that one groupie... but Thrill Kill hits the ring and clubs Casino from behind. Daniel Killroy, THRILL KILL, looking like a metal demon! Killroy whips Casino off the ropes, reversed, but Thrill Kill comes off with a good-looking spinning heel kick to knock Casino down. He picks Casino up, Chris with a shot to the breadbasket. Looking to toss Thrill Kill but it's Deadpool's turn to save. Blood Harvest team up as their bandmates cheer them on, The Freak looks on.

Double clothesline! Casino knocked down! Blood Harvest pick the legend up and try to force him over the top. Casino grabs the ropes, trying to keep himself from toppling to the outside, but he can't stop being double-teamed...

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JACK JONES: ...HOLY HELL.

BILL HEWSON: It can't be --- IT IS! EVAN CARTWRIGHT IS IN SOLE SURVIVOR!

JACK JONES: What do they say out east, Hewson? Oh right --- BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP!

BILL HEWSON: A triple-crown winner, Evan Cartwright would love to add Sole Survivor to his resume!

Evan Cartwright, entrant number five into Sole Survivor... and Chris Casino's longest friend and partner! Record-setting tag team champions! The gum-chewing Cartwright hits the ring, pauses, grinning, just to make Chris sweat a little bit... then rips Deadpool off! European uppercut! Another one! Thrill Kill elbowed by Casino who's got some freedom now, he walks out --- SAMBO SUPLEX from Cartwright! Deadpool with a clothesline, Evan ducks and it's Casino who gets a toe kick on the off-balance metalingus. Beautiful double-underhook backbreaker!

BILL HEWSON: Chris Casino and Evan Cartwright, standing tall once again!

Casino and Cartwright look over the arena. Boos, cheers, but people are RESPONDING to the C&C duo. Evan and Chris look far too amused by the whole thing. They each pick up a Blood Harvest member and attempt to toss him out --- Rocketsauce in the ring! Casino ducks the sloppy clothesline attempt, gets behind his man, hooks the arms, and delivers...

THE BANKRUPT! Killswitch engaged! Chedda Chaz rushes Evan Cartwright!

TOAAAAASTTTTTYYYYY!

PERFECT UPPERCUT SENDS CHAZ FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE! Rocketsauce rolls out! Thrill Kill and Deadpool are up using the ropes... CLOTHESLINE ON EITHER SIDE OF THE RING! Thrill Kill and Deadpool are eliminated!

BILL HEWSON: Chris Casino! Evan Cartwright! One of the greatest tag teams NAPW has ever seen, and they just eliminated former tag champions in Blood Harvest!

JACK JONES: And Evan still has his gum! The clock keeps ticking though! We're coming up on #6!

BILL HEWSON: Who will it be?

In the ring, Casino and Cartwright look at the handcuffed Freak, taking their time...

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BILL HEWSON: Here comes DORIAN VADE!

JACK JONES: A member of Damage Inc, came up short last week in a match for the tag team championship against that guy handcuffed to the rope!

Vade hits the ring to a modest pop, Casino and Cartwright giving him a fixed glare. It looks like Dorian Vade will take on both legends...

KICKING!

All three men start beating up the cornered Freak!

BILL HEWSON: Dorian Vade wants another piece of The Freak. And here's the problem with his strategy... sure, nobody can toss him out while handcuffed, but The Freak can't get AWAY from anybody himself!

JACK JONES: Good thing The Freak's already ugly, nobody'll notice the bruises!

BILL HEWSON: I think The Freak is in for a long night...

The beating goes on, all three men having fun taking shots at The Freak...

But suddenly, only one man is beating up The Freak. Casino and Cartwright have stepped back, exchanging sly glances. Dorian Vade with a big shot on The Freak, but realizes something's amiss. Before he can turn around, C&C grab him by either side and beale him over the top rope!

But Vade manages to hold on and roll back into the ring. Casino & Cartwright slap five... wait! Casino suddenly runs Evan to the ropes to toss him! Evan lands on the apron and rolls back in, Casino dusting his hands off, Evan grabs him! Cartwright with a toss, Casino doesn't go to the floor though. C&C face to face in the middle ring!

JACK JONES: What are you doing, guys? Beat up that other guy!

BILL HEWSON: It's every man for himself, Jones --- there can only be a SOLE Survivor. Both Casino and Cartwright trying to take the opportunities early on!

Casino and Cartwright possibly coming to blows...

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"ALL EYES ON ME."

BILL HEWSON: DONOVAN ASTROS! The Canadian Heritage Champion is number 7!

JACK JONES: Ah! Watch out!

Dorian Vade shoves Cartwright, and now he and Evan tangle. The Freak tries to make himself small in one corner, holding his jaw...

But in centre ring, Chris Casino locks eyes with Donovan Astros. Astros stops before entering the ring...

BILL HEWSON: A lot of history between these two men... AND HERE WE GO! ASTROS AND CASINO ARE GOING AT IT!

JACK JONES: IT'S LIKE TWO CHRISTMASES!

CASINO! ASTROS! CASINO! ASTROS! The crowd is going APPLESAUCE! Donovan hoists Casino onto his shoulders and tries to toss the man out, but Casino slips off behind. GOING FOR THE BANKRUPT! Astros shoves Casino off, Astrolabe, Casino lands on his feet! Casino hooks Astros for a BRAINBUSTAAAAAAAAA --- Astros blocks! Blocks again, Astros twists with the arms... AZTECAN SUPLEX! Drops Casino right on his head!

Astros pauses, adrenaline raging as the crowd roars in support for him. He sees Evan trying to put Dorian Vade out, walks over and tips both men over! Cartwright and Vade land on the apron, rolling in, but Astros is back for Casino. Breadbasket shot from Casino. Chris tries to put Astros over the top, Evan joining in... Dorian Vade kicks The Freak in the face!

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!

"RUNNING WITH THE DEVILLLLLLL."

JACK JONES: It's time for some DAMAGE... INC!

It's XAVIER STONE, the partner of Dorian Vade! Stone gets in the ring, fists flying, and Vade gets in on the action. They grab the Heritage champion and deliver a double hiptoss! Chris Casino gets caught... Double suplex! Evan Cartwright with a Roaring elbow attempt, that's ducked, double back suplex! Damage Inc standing tall in the ring. And with that they look at The Freak...

BILL HEWSON: Damage Inc just tossed The Freak over the top rope! But... he's not at the floor!

JACK JONES: I'm not sure Damage Inc care, Hewson --- they've got a new pinata to play with!

The Freak dangling from his wrist, just inches from the ground, trying to reach up and relieve the pressure, but Damage Inc want nothing more than to kick the crap out of The Freak, one-half of the Tag Team Champions. Freak swings, not out, but not able to pull himself back to the apron!

Cartwright & Casino have regrouped, and decided to work together (for now), trying to put Donovan Astros over the top rope. Astros grabs the rope, holding on...

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JACK JONES: Number nine! Who's number nine?

BILL HEWSON: Oh my... it's the other half of the tag team champions... seven-foot two, three-hundred and fifty pounds, the odds on favorite... it's SHUT DOWN.

The super-violent big man heads to the ring, where he steps over the top rope. The crowd BOOOOOOOOS like crazy as Shut Down ignores C&C trying to put Astros out and goes right to Damage Inc. Vade turns around RUNNING BIG BOOT. FLOORED. Before Stone can do anything, Shut Down rocks him with a HUGE European Uppercut, actually knocking him off of his feet! Now he grabs Evan Cartwright! UPPERCUT --- EVAN'S GUM FLIES UP IN THE AIR! Chris Casino eats a big boot himself! Donovan Astros is off the ropes, but Shut Down clotheslines him down to the canvas.

BILL HEWSON: The biggest man in the match taking EVERYBODY out... wait a minute he has Xavier Stone OVER THE TOP ROPE! Xavier Stone is out! Dorian Vade... GORILLA PRESSED OVER SHUT DOWN'S HEAD! And wait a minute, WAIT A MINUTE --- VADE PRESSED TO THE OUTSIDE! RIGHT ON HIS PARTNER! Vade is out!

JACK JONES: They've been... SHUT DOWN!

BILL HEWSON: How long have you been waiting to use that one?

The crowd boos as Shut Down surveys the carnage he's wrought. Damage Inc pick themselves up and exit the ringside area, disappointed (and limping). The Freak still dangling, but Shut Down reaches over the top rope and one-handed pulls his small partner back to the ring apron. Shut Down pulls something from around his huge neck...

It's a key, a key that fits into the handcuffs. The Freak is freed!

JACK JONES: Well, he did put HIMSELF there...

BILL HEWSON: The Freak ensured he would be in the match until his partner got in. He's at almost fifteen minutes and now, THE FREAK SHOW, the NAPW Tag Team Champions, are in this together!

JACK JONES: You know else is in this, who's not pals with that icky Zouave guy? THE GREATEST TAG TEAM OF ALL TIME!

BILL HEWSON: CASINO AND CARTWRIGHT TAKING IT TO THE FREAK SHOW!

Tag team champions current and former collide! Chris Casino and The Freak block and exchange kicks, Casino unleashing a series of chops! Cartwright ducks a Shut Down right hand and starts peppering the big man. Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee! Dancing and dodging! Shut Down can't connect, Evan stickin' and movin'! ROARING ELBOW! Staggers Shut Down, but doesn't knock him down! Casino trying to dump The Freak! Meanwhile, Donovan Astros has taken a spot in a corner, letting the two mega-teams go at it...

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BILL HEWSON: Number ten...

JACK JONES: Make it rain! He's back!

BILL HEWSON: Former NAPW World Champion, it's Young Money Jer$ey! In fact we have FOUR former NAPW World champions in the ring right now with Casino, Cartwright, Astros and now Jer$ey --- NO LOOK BACK! Jer$ey just flattened Chris Casino! Evan Cartwright doesn't take too kindly to that! Sambo Suplex --- Jer$ey blocks! DDT! Young Money is BALLIN ---

JACK JONES: WHAMMO!

BILL HEWSON: Shut Down just blasted Jer$ey with a big boot! The big man dominating the contest, watch The Freak --- standing moonsault on the downed Cartwright! The Freak Show have made Sole Survivor their playground!

Shut Down picks Jer$ey onto his shoulder and goes to casually dump him... Jer$ey slips off from behind! What's that GLINT?

GOLDEN SWEETS!

BLING BLING!

Jer$ey BLASTS Shut Down with the GOLDEN SWEETS, the bling-bling knucks! Shut Down sways on his feet, then collapses to the canvas and rolls outside the ring!

BILL HEWSON: Jer$ey took the big man down ---

JACK JONES: He rolled UNDER the ropes, Hewson, UNDER the ropes!

BILL HEWSON: Have to go over the TOP rope to be eliminated, but thanks to the GOLDEN SWEETS Jer$ey took the big man out of the equation, at least momentarily! Astros trying to eliminate The Freak! Jer$ey wants to put out Chris Casino, Young Money vs Dirty Money! Cartwright is stirring!

JACK JONES: And we're up for number ELEVEN!

WHO WILL IT BE?

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"YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE!"

BILL HEWSON: Bobby Crane coming out... wait a minute, that's not Bobby Crane, it's his bodyguard --- BRUTUS ZUCKO! It was just two episodes ago that we first saw this man, and he took out Donovan Astros!

JACK JONES: I didn't know he was entered into Sole Survivor!

BILL HEWSON: Neither did I... wait a minute, neither do the referees! They're telling Zucko to stay out, this huge man just ignoring the officials!

Brutus Zucko enters the ring, grabs a staggering Evan Cartwright... HUGE FRONT PRESS SLAM! Evan is down... MASSIVE LEG DROP OVER THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Cartwright in a world of hurt! Chris Casino sees the big man and charges in KNOCKED DOWN by a huge shoulderblock! The Freak leaps off the ropes, CAUGHT, SLAMMED DOWN! Here comes Jer$ey WHAMMO from a huge right hand!

And that leaves Donovan Astros with Brutus Zucko, the slab of man that assaulted him weeks ago! Astros comes in, Zucko swings, Astros ducks and gets behind, tries a suplex, can't lift the man, Zucko grabs, Astros caught! Lifted up... but Astros squirms, he's wrestled big men before! Astros with a knee to the face of Zucko while overhead. Astros down he lets fly kicks to the thigh. Connects on several, and then --- WHAM. Astros off the ropes and Zucko just kills him dead with a headbutt!

Zucko picks Astros up... TOSSED OVER THE TOP TO THE FLOOR THE HARD WAY! The crowd is let down, but now security is coming into the ring as all the referees wave frantically! Anthony Uruburu is out to check on Astros, who hit the concrete hard. Security surrounds Zucko as the referees tell him to get out!

BILL HEWSON: I don't understand... where is Bobby Crane? His bodyguard is clearly not entered in Sole Survivor, but he's just taken out everybody! Fans, Donovan Astros has NOT been eliminated from the contest! This Brutus Zucko is NOT in Sole Survivor, it doesn't matter how many guys he throws over, they don't count.

JACK JONES: Yeah, but... are any of these guys going to be able to continue?

BILL HEWSON: Astros took a nasty spill on the outside, I think he may have cracked the back of his head on the floor. We're trying to get some order here... but the match is still going on! Somebody new is about to enter!

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"DRESS LIKE A TARGET!"

BILL HEWSON: KRUSTY! KID! PAUL!

JACK JONES: DIRTY MONEY IS REUNITED!

BILL HEWSON: In fall of 2008, Krusty Kid Paul, Chris Casino and Evan Cartwright utterly dominated NAPW, holding the World and Tag titles between them! KKP would love nothing more to win Sole Survivor and shoot himself right back into world title contention!

JACK JONES: Dirty Money is SOLID GOLD, baby!

KKP walks by the crowd getting Brutus Zucko out of the ring, then slides in. Everybody is picking themselves up from the carnage, while Astros and Shut Down are BOTH on the outside recovering. KKP looks over the wasteland, then spies his old buddy Evan Cartwright. He offers a hand to Cartwright

K-CUTTER

JACK JONES: WHAT.

BILL HEWSON: Good God, K-CUTTER TO EVAN CARTWRIGHT --- HE'S OUT! KRUSTY KID PAUL JUST ELIMINATED EVAN CARTWRIGHT! I can't believe what we just saw! And Chris Casino is NOT impressed!

The crowd BOOOOOS the hell out of KKP, they're in shock at his actions! Paulie just looks on hatefully, surveying the crowd with clenched teeth and shooting them the middle fingers ---

Chris Casino WHIPS Paulie around, and he is FURIOUS. That vein is sticking out on Casino's forehead. Paulie just stands defiantly at his long-time ally, at his PARTNER down in REBEL Pro Wrestling... Casino demanding to know why the hell he just did that. KKP doesn't seem interested in answering Casino, turning away to go beat on somebody else --- Casino whips him around again! Could the REBEL Pro Tag Team Champions go at it?

BOBBY CRANE is in the ring! Crane nails KKP, knocking him through the ropes, then grabs Casino by the trunks and hair and BEALES HIM OVER THE TOP! Chris Casino has been eliminated!

JACK JONES: Hey, come on! DIRTY MONEY... no mo'?!

BILL HEWSON: What a piece of work Bobby Crane is! He sends his bodyguard out first, illegally, and then swoops in to pick up the pieces. The heavy lifting has already been done!

The crowd boos the hell out of Bobby Crane now. It's KKP, Bobby Crane, Jer$ey and The Freak in the ring, Shut Down and Donovan Astros outside. Shut Down is on his feet now, but he seems to be taking his time before getting back in. Jer$ey trying to put The Freak out, still Shut Down not coming in?

Now Krusty Kid Paul punches Bobby Crane! The Showstoppa unleashing his dirty fury on Bobby Crane, what on earth is going on with KKP? He's a violent enigma...

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BILL HEWSON: Lucky number 13 is... It's Sean O'Connor!

JACK JONES: Luck of the irish? More like the Irish Curse!

BILL HEWSON: Never tell the O'Connor Boys they CAN'T --- 150 pounds, the smallest man in the match, but that's never stopped Sean O'Connor!

Sean hits the ring and immediately goes to help Jer$ey with putting The Freak out! And now Shut Down gets to the apron, Sean sees it happening! Leap to the top rope... springboard backfist catches Shut Down on the apron and knocks him back to the floor! Shut Down crashes into the guardrailing and goes down. But that was enough for The Freak to get himself free, he connects with a mule kick to Jer$ey and takes the man down. The Freak rushes Sean O'Connor to take him out, but Sean ducks and backdrops The Freak OVER THE TOP ROPE ---

The Freak holds on, neither foot touches and he swings back up to the apron!

BILL HEWSON: The Freak has passed the twenty minute mark here, and just held on there! Krusty Kid Paul trying to put Bobby Crane out, wait Jer$ey tries to jump Sean O'Connor! Sean on the apron, he's still in this thing!

JACK JONES: Speaking of still in this thing, Astros should just give it up! He's on dream street, and brother, he's on the bad end!

The referees trying to urge Astros to call it a night, but Donovan shoves them off. He sways on his feet, grabbing the ringpost to hold himself up...

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THUMP.

The crowd IGNITES.

BILL HEWSON: HERE HE IS --- THE NEW NAPW WORLD CHAMPION! STEVE PARKER IS IN SOLE SURVIVOR!

JACK JONES: AND HE IS PISSED OFF!

The crowd is cheering --- yes, CHEERING --- as Steve Parker, bruised in the face and looking a bit ragged, charges the ring and slides right in! POW takes The Freak down! Pow knocks down Krusty Kid Paul! Drops Bobby Crane! Parker going for more of THE FREAK!

BILL HEWSON: Parker was beaten, was assaulted by The Freak, Shut Down, Jeffrey Roberts, all for the scheming Zouave! And now he's going to GET SOME right here!

The crowd goes apeshit as Parker loads up to nail Freak --- WAIT A MINUTE! JER$EY spins Parker around! NO LOOK BACK! COUNTERED OUT! SUPER-SIZED KICK --- JER$EY DUCKS! GOLDEN SWEETS --- PARKER DUCKS THE BLOW! AMERICAN SUPLEX TO JER$EY! Parker roars, Jer$ey tries to get up... AND PARKER ELIMINATES JER$EY OVER THE TOP! Steve Parker roars, THE WORLD CHAMPION IS IN THE RING!

BILL HEWSON: The American Dynasty is DEAD! Steve Parker just eliminated Jer$ey and WAIT A MINUTE! Donovan Astros is back in the ring, and Bobby Crane goes right for him! I don't like this, not one bit! Astros is in no shape to continue!

JACK JONES: Nobody ever accused pro wrestlers of being BRIGHT, Hewson...

Crane with shots to Astros, who can barely cover up. He's really in bad shape from that fall. Crane laughing, scoffing, mocking Donovan. Chop on the ropes, and Crane gets some distance. ELIMINATION CLOTHESLINE ---

LOW BRIDGE!

Crane sails over the top rope Astros pulled down. Bobby Crane is eliminated! THE CROWD GOES CRAZY!

And so does Bobby Crane.

BILL HEWSON: Who IS this guy, come on! You've been eliminated, get to steppin BOBBY CRANE BACK IN THE RING! NO! NO! FROM BEHIND ON DONOVAN ASTROS! COME ON! BOBBY CRANE... NO! PILEDRIVER TO ASTROS, PILEDRIVER TO ASTROS!

JACK JONES: OOH, that is NOT good!

BILL HEWSON: Who does this guy think he is? Seriously, who does he think he is? Bobby Crane is out of Sole Survivor, but dammit, he may have done serious damage to Donovan Astros!

Shut Down is back on the ring apron --- SUPER-SIZED KICK! Parker right on the button, knocking Shut Down back to the outside! These wrestlers doing all they can to keep Shut Down from getting back in! Krusty Kid Paul nails the World Champion from behind!

BILL HEWSON: It's every man for himself but Steve Parker no doubt has a huge target on his back, 'dressed like a target' if you will. KKP trying to toss the champion! Whoa, The Freak tries to toss O'Connor, Sean holds on --- And we're coming up to the halfway mark! Who will be #15?

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A pause.

"YOU SAY YOU KNOW JUST WHO I AM."

BILL HEWSON: Here comes "THE FALCON" JACOB VENAR... AND HE GOES RIGHT FOR DONOVAN ASTROS COME ON! NO! Astros tossed over the top rope by The Falcon! Some Falcon, more like a vulture! Swooping down on the injured!

JACK JONES: Hey, I like that strategy! I might be able to get behind THIS Jacob Venar!

The crowd boos hugely as Falcon just looks them over, daring them to do something about it. He takes a turnbuckle, spreading his 'wings' and drawing even more boos. Quickly Sean O'Connor tries to take advantage, but Venar shoots himself up and over Sean, then delivers an enziguri that knocks Sean down. Rolling senton on top of Sean...

Krusty Kid Paul, Sean O'Connor, The Freak --- who has been in for almost half an hour---, Steve Parker, and Shut Down all currently involved in Sole Survivor, along with the fresh man, Jacob Venar. KKP whips Parker to the rope, SPINEBUSTER --- Parker counters into a facebuster! Venar attacks the World Champion himself now! Venar tries to toss Parker, Parker blocks and hits a side Russian Legsweep on The Falcon. The Freak sneaks up on Sean O'Connor and tries to dump him, Sean holding on! On the outside, Shut Down is up... and he's now back in the ring!

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"THEY SAY I'M COCKY!
AND I SAY WHAT?
IT AIN'T BRAGGIN' MOTHER(BLEEP) IF YA BACK IT UP!"

BILL HEWSON: THIS CROWD JUST CAME UNGLUED --- CHAD KURTIS IN THE HOUSE!

JACK JONES: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE HUMANOIDS!

Kurtis hits the ring and it's CLOBBERING TIME! SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK IN NAILS SHUT DOWN! Jacob Venar attacks, several shots, irish whip, Chad reverses, Venar comes off the ropes FRANKENSTEINER! Krusty Kid Paul and The Freak trying to put Steve Parker out, Chad rips both off, right hand to his old rival Paulie! Right hand to The Freak! Parker gets his footing and bumps into Chad ...

The crowd hushes as Chad Kurtis and Steve Parker lock eyes for the first time since last week, the first time since Parker took the World Title from Chad Kurtis... the first time since Zouave's Thrall beat the living hell out of both men.

Parker stares down Kurtis.

Kurtis stares down Parker.

And then they BOTH START STOMPING THE HELL OUT OF THE FREAK SHOW!

The big Shut Down tries to get up, but Parker and Kurtis hit the ropes... DOUBLE BASEMENT DROPKICKS TO THE LEG! Shut Down hits the canvas! The Freak with a BUZZSAW KICK attempt, Parker sidesteps --- Show dodges ---

DOUBLE SUPERKICK!

THE FREAK FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE! HE'S OUTTA THERE!

BILL HEWSON: How sweet it is, a little REVENGE! One half of the tag champs has been eliminated, The Freak the Iron Man so far in this match but he doesn't come past halfway to the record! But Shut Down is finally up, and he's furious! The big man from the big top is nailing anything that gets in his way!

JACK JONES: Hey, that means Shut Down is now the longest time in the match! WATCH OUT!

BILL HEWSON: Shut Down has lost it! And we await number 17... more than halfway there now!

Shut Down double clotheslines Chad Kurtis and Steve Parker! Jacob Venar catches Sean O'Connor from behind with a shot, then tries to dump him, Sean hangs on and stays in! Krusty Kid Paul tries to dump Venar from behind, Venar lands on the apron himself...

BZZZZZZZZZZZT

"SUB. ZERO."

JACK JONES: Oh no. Not him. Anybody but him!

BILL HEWSON: From a sushi restaurant in Vancouver's Chinatown... Jack Attack, it's MYSTIC NINJA!

JACK JONES: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The crowd goes SALMON as The Immortals' techno pounds through the Polish Hall! Blue lights flash and then... MYSTIC NINJA bursts through the curtain! He sprints to the ring, slapping outstretched hands, then in! Krusty Kid Paul goes right for him but Mystic Ninja bounces off the ropes under the clothesline and comes off with a headscissors... AROUND AND AROUND! Deja vu all over again MYSTIC CYCLONE takes KKP down! Jacob Venar from behind! Whips Ninja into the turnbuckle climb-up moonsault KABUKI KICK! Takes Venar down! Crowd roaring as Mystic Ninja ---

gets FLATTENED by Shut Down's size 18 boot! Shut Down picks up Mystic Ninja by the head and handily tosses him over the top, deflating the crowd...

JACK JONES: Alright! I'll forgive even that sicko clown for ya, Shut Down, just THANK YOU for taking out that dippy little ---

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE

MYSTIC NINJA SKINS THE CAT BACK IN!

JACK JONES: A HUNNERT DOLLA TO WHOEVER TAKES HIM OUT!

BILL HEWSON: Why on earth do you hate Mystic Ninja so much?

JACK JONES: I HAVE MY REASONS.

BILL HEWSON: Well, whatever... now it appears that we've got an unlikely alliance --- everybody's trying to eliminate the powerhouse Shut Down!

Parker, Kurtis, KKP, Sean all trying to force the big Shut Down over, he's holding on, planting his weight. Jacob Venar sneak attacks Mystic Ninja, trying to put him over...

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZT

"I AM THE MAN! THAT'S WHAT I AM!
THE STRAIGHT SHOOTER WITH THE MASTER PLAN!"

It's STYLIN' KYLE ROBERTS! And he is the cock of the walk. Or something. A rooster? What?

Stylin' Kyle slides into the ring and his first order of business...

SEND JACOB VENAR OVER THE TOP ROPE!

BILL HEWSON: Venar is over, no, wait, he holds on! Venar barely saves himself there... why on earth did Stylin' Kyle go right for The Falcon?

JACK JONES: Stylin' Kyle is a PREDATOR, Hewson! The arrogant facade, it's all a MIRAGE!

BILL HEWSON: Did you just go cross-eyed?

JACK JONES: YES I DID.

Stylin' Kyle and Mystic Ninja LOCK EYES. FURROWED EYEBROWS! Mystic Ninja bounces off the ropes --- wait, Kyle follows and hits the same side of the ring? Ninja skids to a halt, turns around, KYLE HIP TOSSES NINJA OVER! NINJA IS OUT!

JACK JONES: Kyle Roberts is the son I wish I'd had!

Kyle shakes his head at the ease of elimination, turning around to observe what else is going on. He looks at the fans, taps his temple...

SMARTER THAN YOU.

BILL HEWSON: I think you better turn around, Stylin' Kyle!

MYSTIC NINJA SKINS THE CAT BACK IN! Kyle turns around --- NINJA DROPKICK! Wait a minute, SHUT DOWN shoves EVERRRRYBODY away from him. Like bowling pins the scatter! Shut Down picks up Steve Parker, goes to lawn dart him to the outside, Parker clutches the top rope with both hands hanging on for hear life!

BILL HEWSON: Seconds away from number NINETEEN...

LIGHT THIS CITY.

BILL HEWSON: Here comes DANNY CHAOS!

JACK JONES: Really? I thought he was outside with the other zebras!

BILL HEWSON: Danny Chaos has been training hard, working towards a return to full-time competition here in NAPW... imagine if he won Sole Survivor! How's that for a comeback?

JACK JONES: That'd be one hell of a story, but ---

BILL HEWSON: Chaos lays out the world champion! Snap kick to KKP! HURACANRANA to "The Show" Chad Kurtis! Chaos taking on EVERYBODY! Wait a minute, Danny Chaos ducks a Mystic Ninja clothesline attempt NINJA GOES OVER THE TOP!

JACK JONES: I take back every bad thing I've said about you, Chaos! You're a tremendous competitor! You'll be world champion one day!

BILL HEWSON: ... Mystic Ninja skins the cat AGAIN!

JACK JONES: CHAOS YOU BUM, YOU'LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING, WHY DON'T YOU JUST QUIT

Chaos nails Stylin' Kyle Roberts with the CHAOS THEORY! He turns around ---

K-CUTTER!

Paulie snaps Chaos out of nowhere. The crowd boos as Paul looks on. He picks up Chaos and dumps him over the top, but Chaos hangs on.

BILL HEWSON: Ring starting to fill up now, we haven't had an elimination since The Freak, and that was a number of entrants ago! And we have ANOTHER gang attempt to get out the big man Shut Down!

JACK JONES: If Shut Down doesn't want to go, he ain't gonna!

BILL HEWSON: And here we go, here comes number twenty! Over two-thirds of the way to go, who's next in SOLE SURVIVOR?

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZT

"FOLLOW ME, FOLLOW ME
I'VE GOT MY SPINE, I'VE GOT MY ORANGE CRUSH"

BILL HEWSON: "SUPERSTAR" TOMMY DEATHROW!

JACK JONES: The walking, talking STD! Three-time NAPW Tag Team Champion, he'd LOVE to win Sole Survivor!

BILL HEWSON: We haven't seen Tommy Deathrow in over a year! And in the ring, one of his former partners... we may see a SEXY ADORABLE DRUNK reunion!

Deathrow hits the ring, and he looks unusually focused! HUGE right hands, he's cleaning house! He grabs Sean O'Connor... POWERBOMB! Holy hell! Mystic Ninja up next, he's brought up and DOWN from a TOMINATOR! And then Tommy Deathrow and Krusty Kid Paul lock eyes!

JACK JONES: They look like they want to kill each other!

Paul and STD go NOSE TO NOSE and the crowd is going crazy! What's going to happen here --- THEY UNLOAD! HOLY HELL! KKP AND STD POUNDING ON EACH OTHER! They're in the ropes, just WAILING THE HELL AWAY on each other! Wait a minute --- JACOB VENAR sneaks up to try to dump BOTH GUYS OUT!

Paul and Tommy look at Venar, at each other...

AND START BEATING THE HELL OUT OF VENAR! RIGHT HAND! RIGHT HAND! They get taken down, and Paul cloverleafs The Falcon's legs? Tommy hoists the man's head up...

"GOODBYE!"

WHAM CLOVERLEAF DDT!

BILL HEWSON: THE HANGOVER! THE HANGOVER!

JACK JONES: Now that's what I'm talking about!

The crowd chants "ESS EH DEE! ESS EH DEE!" And now the Sexy Adorable Drunks bumrush the big Shut Down! They brawl! Meanwhile, Steve Parker is getting himself together... he tosses Kyle Roberts! Roberts lands on the apron, Parker with a SUPER-SIZED KICK! Roberts ducks, Parker's hung up on the top! Roberts in the ring, tries to eliminate the World Champion, but "THE SHOW" CHAD KURTIS nails Stylin' Kyle with a superkick himself! Kyle hits the canvas as Parker falls to the apron, safely.

BILL HEWSON: Chad Kurtis just saved Steve Parker from elimination... maybe he just saw an opening on Stylin' Kyle, but that's the end result! And now it's time for anothe entrant, three, two, one...

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"STOP THE ROCK, CAN'T STOP THE ROCK!"

BILL HEWSON: It's the EXPOSITIONER! MYSTIC EXPOSITION are together again in Sole Survivor 2010! Four-time NAPW Tag Team Champions!

JACK JONES: Expo, take out that Ninja guy! I KNOW he bugs you!

BILL HEWSON: WILL you be serious?

Expositioner comes to the ring... RIGHT AS CHAD KURTIS TOSSES MYSTIC NINJA OVER THE TOP ROPE! Expositioner yells out "NOW TO CREATE A TABLE TO SAVE MY PARTNER!"

Expo dives to the floor, and Mystic Ninja lands... on Expositioner's back! The referees wave off the elimination as Ninja leaps to the ring apron and back on!

JACK JONES: WHAT.

BILL HEWSON: His feet didn't touch the FLOOR, Jack Attack! Mystic Ninja AGAIN avoids sure elimination! That's as many skins the cat as tag title runs he has!

JACK JONES: STOP BEING A NINJA DAMMIT

And now Expositioner is on the apron! Stylin' Kyle looks up --- "X-POUND!" Springboard Thesz Press with MUCH PUNCHING! Jacob Venar from behind on Expo, sends him to the corner, Expo runs up and leaps off! "X-PRESS!" Flying cross body! Expo gets up, Ninja is there! DOUBLE DROPKICKS! They take out Chad Kurtis and Steve Parker! "BINGO!" Danny Chaos tossed over, he hangs on! "TANGO!" Double toss on O'Connor, he hangs on!

Shut Down is in the corner, and now we get an old rivalry...

SAD vs MYSTIC EXPOSITION! Expo and Tommy! Ninja and KKP!

BILL HEWSON: It was back at Sole Survivor 2008 these two teams engaged in one of the most hellacious matches NAPW has ever seen, it was THREE STAGES OF HELL! The SAD almost ended Expositioner's career, now they're going at it!

The SAD get the upper hand, they're WAY more proficient brawlers. Backing MyEx into the ropes, now irish whip --- reversed! KKP and STD crash into one another! Quickly, nimbly, dangerously, Mystic Ninja and Expositioner each climb up a turnbuckle, top rope...

"EXTERMINATE!"

DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICK TO SAD! EVERYBODY IS DOWN EXCEPT...

"MYSTIC EXPO, WHOOO! MYSTIC EXPO, WHOOO! MYSTIC EXPO, WHOOO!"

THREE! TWO! ONE!

BILL HEWSON: Who will it be?

"NO ONE'S GOING TO TAKE ME ALIVE!
THE TIME HAS COME TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT!"

BILL HEWSON: HERE COMES... THE BEAST!

JACK JONES: Bruce Richards is here and he is very MAD! Bruce Richards is here and he is very ANNNNGRRRRRYYYY!

The crowd?

CROWD HEAD ASPLODE.

The Beast comes to the ring, sans duster but with his cowboy hat on. He takes it off before getting in, Stylin' Kyle getting to his feet... Mystic Exposition the only other group with it!

BILL HEWSON: Wait a minute, wait a minute Jack Attack... The New & Improved D-X are facing off with Mystic Exposition! Has that EVER happened?

JACK JONES: I don't think it ever has! WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?

The crowd ooohs... Bruce cricks his neck. Kyle smirks. Ninja gets into crane. Expositioner... exposites. "And now, we stare down to a tag team almost as great as we are, but we have never met in the ring until now, right now when we meet in the ring!"

And then suddenly, Ninja asks for a beat.

BILL HEWSON: He's asking for a beat! Somebody give the man a beat... TOMMY DEATHROW IS GIVING HIM A BEAT!

Deathrow BEATBOXING! The ring is clear for NAID-X and Mystic Exposition... and the fans pick it up!

"NINJA! NINJA RAP! NINJA! NINJA RAP!"

MYSTIC NINJA BUSTS A MOVE! SPINAROONIE!

"GO NINJA GO NINJA GO! GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!"

BILL HEWSON: "Secret of the Ooze" IS Tommy's favorite movie, Jack.

JACK JONES: FULL OF RAGE

Ninja splits, then pulls out as the crowd whoops it up! Kyle Roberts pats Bruce on the chest. "I've got this." Kyle hits center ring, calls for a beat of his own... over the PA comes a familiar, horrifying song.

"EVERYBODY NOWWWWW
ROCK YOUR BODY NOWWWWW
EVERYBODY NOWWWWW
BACKSTREET'S BACK ALRIGHT!"

Jacob Venar rolls out of the ring, covering his ears from the PAIN. But in the ring Kyle is doing it up! The crowd is rolling in the aisles! Then he tags out to Bruce ---

BEAST BUSTS A MOVE! THE ROGER RABBIT! THE HUMPTY DANCE!

"Now I will dance too! I am dancing!"

EXPOSITIONER DOES THE HUSTLE!

Record scratch.

Pin drops.

BILL HEWSON: Hmm...

Mystic Ninja shakes his head at his friend. Expositioner looks crestfallen... so Ninja calls for one more song.

"HERE HE COMES! HERE COMES SPEED RACER!
HE'S A DEMON ON WHEELS!
GO SPEED RACER!
GO SPEED RACER!
GO SPEED RACER GOOOOOOO!"

Expo brightens up and now it's a NEW & IMPROVED MYSTIC DANCE PARTY! The crowd is singing along, everybody having a good time (except, you know, Jacob Venar). Sexy Adorable Drunks are dancing it up!

BILL HEWSON: Three of the greatest NAPW tag teams of all time in the ring right now STYLIN' KYLE! THE BEAST! THEY'VE TOSSED OUT MYSTIC EXPOSITION! They just grabbed them from behind and sent them out, and this time Mystic Ninja doesn't survive!

JACK JONES: Thank Steve Jobs!

The crowd actually boos, but The Beast looks over the crowd. He's here to WIN. Not be NICE. Mystic Ninja and Expositioner are unimpressed. "PARTY FOUL! PARTY FOUL!" Expositioner is ready to beat up a Girl Guide! Ninja has to hold him back, all the way to the dressing room!

SAD attack NAIDX, another huge clash, as things get back together... Chad Kurtis & Steve Parker are back at Shut Down, trying to put the big man out... Sean O'Connor, Jacob Venar, Danny Chaos join in!

BZZZZZZZZZZZZT
Tupac signals only one man...

BILL HEWSON: A relative newcomer to NAPW, it's JUSTIN CASE at twenty-three!

JACK JONES: What would that do for his career, winning Sole Survivor just months into his career here? It could make him a LEGEND!

BILL HEWSON: And... Case looks like he's been out in the woods for a week! That's Les Stroud, Canadian Survivorman coming out with him!

JACK JONES: Nobody took being a SURVIVOR as seriously as Justin Case!

Case slides into the ring, he looks like he hasn't showered in at least six days... WAIT A MINUTE! He jumps Danny Chaos from behind --- THE BENCHMARK! The six-five Case picks up Chaos and tosses him over the top rope! Chaos is eliminated!

BILL HEWSON: What is Justin Case's problem with Danny Chaos? He went right after him...Belly to Belly Suplex on the World Champion! Justin Case a fresh man, but OH. He runs right into Shut Down! The big man sends Case over... Case lands on the apron! He's still in!

Lots of bodies in the ring now. Krusty Kid Paul is trying to avoid being put out by The Beast, while Stylin' Kyle is working over Jacob Venar. Sean O'Connor dropkicks Shut Down, barely fazes the big man. Shut Down clobbers O'Connor and tries to put him out. Deathrow finds himself attacked by a fresh, eager to make his mark Justin Case.

And in the center ring, two men, weary from weeks of war, bump back-first into one another. They whip around...

Steve Parker.

Chad Kurtis.

IT'S ON.

Kurtis! Parker! They're exploding with right hands, just taking and giving it right back! Chad staggers Parker, goes toss him over... Parker hangs on! Right back on, tries to beale Chad over the top! Chad hangs on! The World Champion and the former champion tied up in the ropes, trying to put the other over...

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZT

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

"OH WAH AH AH AH!"

JEFFREY ROBERTS comes out. He sprints down the aisle and slides in, unnoticed by most of the competitors. Unnoticed by Steve Parker and Chad Kurtis...

ROBERTS TIPS THEM BOTH UP AND OVER. Chad Kurtis is eliminated! Steve Parker is eliminated!

BILL HEWSON: For the love of --- last week Jeffrey Roberts cast his lot with the sick Zouave, the beating he put on both of these men after they'd just wrestled an exhausting match... and now Jeffrey Roberts just put both Chad Kurtis and Steve Parker out!

With that, Jeffrey Roberts drapes himself over the bottom rope, tongue hanging out like dog's, waving 'bye-bye' to both Chad and Parker. Roberts gets up, looks over the situation, and clobbers the wrestlers trying to put Shut Down out.

JACK JONES: Oh no.

BILL HEWSON: It looks like Jeffrey Roberts and Shut Down are on the same page here, and that could be bad news for everybody in this ring!

Jeffrey Roberts --- nails Justin Case with a belly to back suplex. Shut Down sends Tommy Deathrow and Krusty Kid Paul to the canvas. Sean O'Connor off the ropes, CAUGHT! But wait! Stylin' Kyle dropkicks and knocks Shut Down off of his feet, O'Connor landing on top! But then Jeffrey Roberts clotheslines KYLE Roberts from behind!

JACK JONES: They're not related, are they?

BILL HEWSON: Stylin' Kyle sure hopes not. The countdown is back on, who is number twenty-five...?

"THIS THIS THIS IS THE REBIRTH."

BILL HEWSON: I don't... I don't believe it!

JACK JONES: Wow! Last I heard he couldn't even WALK!

BILL HEWSON: "THE OUTLAW" PATRICK KIDD... HAS RETURNED TO SOLE SURVIVOR! And this crowd, many don't know him, but the NAPW faithful know Patrick Kidd as a former Provincial Champion, and one of the gutsiest performers this company has ever seen! And they remember --- HIS FEUD WITH TOMMY DEATHROW!

JACK JONES: SO DO THEY!

The Superstar immediately set up when he heard Boy Hits Car blast, and he meets Kidd in centre ring! RIGHT BLOCKED RIGHT FROM KIDD! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! Crowd is chanting! Tommy off the ropes... SPINE BUSTER! SHADES OF DOUBLE A! JUSTIN CASE --- EATS A SPINEBUSTER TOO! Krusty Kid Paul wants a piece, Kidd nails him... CRIMSON TIDE DOUBLE ARM DDT! Kidd stands tall, looking rough, looking his age, but the crowd is coming alive! "WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK!"

BILL HEWSON: Several years ago, a career of injuries added up for Patrick Kidd... he could barely walk when he left this business! It is a wonderful thing to see Patrick Kidd in the ring, kicking ass and taking names WHERE HE BELONGS!

JACK JONES: No Mickey Rourke story here, kids! Hell even I'm happy to see him!

BILL HEWSON: Could he win Sole Survivor? What a feather in his cap that would be!

Jeffrey Roberts seems... displeased by the heartfelt reaction Patrick Kidd is receiving. He tries to jump Kidd, but Kidd ducks the back lariat and delivers a swinging neckbreaker...

THREE, TWO, ONE

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT

BILL HEWSON: Who's playing that funky music?

JACK JONES: Oh no! Not the funk!

BILL HEWSON: Not just funky... FUNK-EH! Can it be who I think it is?

OUTRAGEOUS PLATFORM BOOTS.

LONG COAT.

SHORT SKIRT.

The crowd goes ...

BILL HEWSON: WHITE CHOCOLATE!

JACK JONES: Everybody needs a little WHITE CHOCOLATE!

BILL HEWSON: Tiffany Macintyre, the NAPW Women's champion, she's IN THIS THING! What happens if SHE wins Sole Survivor?

JACK JONES: DELICIOUS happens!

White Chocolate STRUTS to the ring and gets in. Some of the men in the ring look on, like "come on..." Tiffany gets in! Jacob Venar tries to blindside her as she does, but Tiffany rolls through and runs to the opposite ropes... BACK HANDSPRING REBOUND ELBOW! SHADES OF TAJIRI! Tommy Deathrow is next on her HIT LIST... OF HITS (now with more hitting), as Tiffany catches him and delivers SLICED BREAD #2 (ENRICHED WITH GROOVY). Patrick Kidd gets slammed down hard by Shut Down in another corner.

Hey Justin Case! The big man grabs her, tries for a back suplex, Tiffany lands on her feet, Justin with a clothesline, TIFF DOES THE SPLITS TO DODGE! Justin spins around, and Tiffany delivers a CORKSCREW NECKBREAKER!

She turns to face THE BEAST and STYLIN' KYLE! How are DX going to react to WHITE CHOCOLATE BEING IN THE MATCH?

Jeffrey Roberts wants a piece, Bruce & Kyle duck! They hoist Tiffany up BACKFLIP KICK OFF THEIR SHOULDERS! Roberts sent to the corner! Justin Case stacked into him! Bruce grabs Kyle, WHIPS HIM IN! Bruce grabs Tiff, WHIPS HER IN! They grab Bruce and DOUBLE WHIP HIM INTO THE CORNER! Case and Roberts collapse to the canvas as KYLE DROPS TO A LUNGE AND FLEXES! BRUCE STANDS BEHIND AND CROSSES HIS ARMS! TIFFANY SPLITS IN FRONT! D-X POSE --- WITH NEW CHOCOLATEY COATING!

BILL HEWSON: NEW & IMPROVED CHOCOLATEY D-X!

JACK JONES: KRUSTY KID PAUL HATES CHOCOLATE!

WHAM! K-CUTTER TO BRUCE RICHARDS! Stylin' Kyle gets up, Paulie nails HIM with a SPINEBUSTER!

BILL HEWSON: Oh my God, it's White Chocolate... alone against the most vicious son of a bitch in NAPW ever! Krusty Kid Paul has a handful of hair, that bastard!

JACK JONES: Well, she did enter the match! She knew what she was getting into!

BILL HEWSON: KKP seems to have a bigger mean streak than he did before, and that's saying something, oh come on... KRUSTY BOMB ON WHITE CHOCOLATE --- NO! WAIT A MINUTE! TIFFANY ESCAPES ... SLICED BREAD #2! SHE NAILS IT! Paulie pops up ---

JACK JONES: WATCH OUT!

BILL HEWSON: SEVENTIES BIG BOOT! PAUL GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE! KRUSTY KID PAUL IS ELIMINATED! I can't believe it!

JACK JONES: Neither can KKP!

Paul yells "FUCK!" outside and shoves the referees out of his way. He looks up into the ring, and clearly... nobody better screw with him tonight. The crowd cheers like crazy

WHAM.

The big Shut Down from behind floors the pint-size Tiffany. He picks Tiff up and TOSSES HER OVER THE TOP.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

STYLIN' KYLE IS UP! AND HE'S NOT IMPRESSED! The Beast is still down from the K-Cutter, but shockingly Stylin' Kyle is fighting to avenge White Chocolate's elimination! He has the big man reeling, on the ropes! A clothesline, Shut Down barely moves! Another lifts him just off his feet! Kyle charges up, can he eliminate Shut Down?

JEFFREY ROBERTS WITH A KICK TO THE FACE ON THE CHARGING KYLE. Kyle stumbles... SHUT DOWN! TOSSES KYLE UP AND OVER BESIDE WHITE CHOCOLATE! Stylin' Kyle is eliminated!

BILL HEWSON: Shut Down just took out Stylin' Kyle and White Chocolate! And now he's going for THE BEAST!

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT

CREED kicks up again, and that can only mean... SEAMUS O'CONNOR! The other half of the OCB hits the ring at a run... SPRINGBOARD PLANCHA into the ring on top of Jacob Venar! Tommy Deathrow takes a huracanrana! Justin Case is trying to eliminate SEAN O'Connor, Seamus gets in on that! Firing away, but Case cuts him off with a big right hand. Case whips O'Connor to the ropes, then charges... DROP TOE HOLD! Case lands on the bottom rope... SEAN WITH THE BUSHMILLS DRILL! Case gets nailed!

BILL HEWSON: The smallest men in the match, but now the O'Connor Boys are both in, and they are bouncing like ping-pong balls! They have to use their speed and agility to go in this... Sean O'Connor has been in for almost half an hour, Seamus is fresh!

JACK JONES: Not that you can tell the difference between them!

Jeffrey Roberts and Shut Down are trying to put The Beast over, to complete their destruction of DX... Patrick Kidd rips Roberts off and they start brawling! That leaves the O'Connor Boys...

Against the monster Shut Down.

JACK JONES: They don't even outweigh Shut Down COMBINED, they've got no chance!

BILL HEWSON: You may be right, but don't tell the O'Connors that!

Shut Down grabs Sean! SHAKE MACHINE --- Seamus with a dropkick to the gut! Sean gets off! Big man still standing, but doubled over, the OCB hit the ropes... SANDWICH DROPKICK TO THE HEAD! Shut Down pops back up to standing, holding his head... SEAMUS SPINNING HEEL KICK! SEAN ROUNDHOUSE HEEL KICK! Both O'Connors DOUBLE DROPKICK! Shut Down is against the ropes, but not going over! The O'Connors simply exchange a glance, twin instinct at work! They rebound off the ropes with all the speed they can muster and DIVE AT SHUTDOWN ---

ALL THREE OVER THE TOP ROPE!

OCB HANG ONTO THE TOP ROPE BUT SHUT DOWN HITS THE FLOOR! SHUT DOWN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

BILL HEWSON: THE OCB HAVE DONE IT! THEY PUT OUT THE BIGGEST MAN IN THE MATCH! The former tag team champions want another shot at that, but if the OCB are working together, they might be the odds-on-favorite at this point!

JACK JONES: Well, I wouldn't call Vegas with it but... that was impressive, I'll give you that!

BILL HEWSON: Three more men to go, WHO WILL IT BE?

BZZZZZZZZZZZZT

"And it's no, nay, never!
No, nay, never, no more!
Will I play the wild rover
No, never, no more!"

BILL HEWSON: At #28, LLOYD REES --- what a spot for the 2008 Sole Survivor winner!

JACK JONES: 11 time champion in NAPW, Grand Slam winner, and now with a chance to repeat as Sole Survivor!

BILL HEWSON: And one man wants a piece of Lloyd Rees --- JUSTIN CASE is on him! These two have been at WAR over the past months, and it's only escalated!

Case pounding Rees, sends him to the ropes. Rees puts on the breaks and turns it into a short clothesline! He picks Case up, Case with a cheap shot! Belly to belly suplex! On another side of the ring, Jacob Venar pushes Patrick Kidd over the top rope... KIDD HANGING ON!

ONE FOOT TOUCHES...

NO! Kidd through sheer strength of will keeps in this thing! BOTH feet have to touch the floor to be eliminated!

Tommy Deathrow is trying to put Bruce The Beast out while the O'Connor Boys working over Jeffrey Roberts! Justin Case hits a Back Suplex on Lloyd Rees... he stays with him! Rolls up, a SECOND back suplex! ANOTHER ONE! Three back suplexes in succession and Justin Case may have Lloyd Rees' number right here! Case hooks Rees for the JUST 2 TALENTED --- Rees sweeps the legs! CATAPULT! Case face-first launched into the turnbuckle! Rees hits the opposite ropes, comes off, lariat, Case ducks! HAS REES, TOSSES HIM OVER!

REES LANDS ON THE APRON! Case swings, Rees blocks and nails him. Case circles around, holding his head, charges to knock Rees off ...

LLOYD PULLS THE TOP ROPE DOWN! CASE SAILS OVER TO THE FLOOR BELOW! JUSTIN CASE IS ELIMINATED!

BILL HEWSON: LLOYD REES has put out Justin Case! And now he can turn his attention to surviving the next few minutes... hey, wait just a damned minute JUSTIN CASE WITH A CHAIR! HE'S OUT OF THIS MATCH --- RIGHT TO THE BACK OF LLOYD REES! COME ON!

JACK JONES: Justin Case did NOT see his Sole Survivor ending like this!

Case tosses Rees out of the ring, throwing the chair to the floor. Rees is in pain... JUSTIN CASE LOCKS ON THE GAMEBREAKER! SUBMISSION HOLD APPLIED ON THE FLOOR! Rees yells in pain, and he taps out, but it does no good! Case trying to tear Rees' shoulder off of his body!

BILL HEWSON: Come ON! Rees has not been eliminated, but --- the Gamebreaker! Case won't let go! He's trying to destroy Lloyd Rees!

All of the referees in the match are trying to get a CRAZED Justin Case off of Lloyd Rees! Anthony Uruburu, John Sharplin, Meghan Smythe... and with their attention elsewhere, nobody notices when PATRICK KIDD ELIMINATES JEFFREY ROBERTS! Roberts hits the floor...

And rolls right back into the ring, to the displeasure of the fans on that side of the ring!

BILL HEWSON: This is bedlam! Jeffrey Roberts was clearly eliminated but none of the referees even saw it ... FINALLY Justin Case releases the hold! Yeah, you're a real big man! And Lloyd Rees... he hasn't been eliminated, but he may not be able to continue!

Danny Chaos comes back to ringside, getting between Case and the downed Rees. Case and Chaos having words as they head back to the locker room... Smythe checks on Rees as Uruburu and Sharplin get back to the match. Rees is in a bad way thanks to the Gamebreaker.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT

"I LIKE Y-Y-Y-YOUR PANTS A-A-A-AROUND Y-Y-Y-YOUR ANKLES!"

BILL HEWSON: ...seriously? Who the hell is coming out to THIS terrible song?

JACK JONES: It's skipping, too. What kind of cheap outfit is... OH. It's the backyarders! Boo! Hiss!

BILL HEWSON: GRAVY JONES is coming in #29, Stevie Canevie alongside! Only ONE of the Saviors of Semi-Professional Backyard Wrestling to a spot in Sole Survivor... and if Gravy is #29, that means HE traded with The Freak! Gravy Jones rushes into the ring...

JACK JONES: Whoa!

BILL HEWSON: ... and Gravy Jones is OUT OF THE RING! Sean & Seamus O'Connor immediately double hip tossed him out! So much for the backyard!

JACK JONES: Is that the shortest time in Sole Survivor? I mean, forget longest time, that's GOTTA be the shortest!

BILL HEWSON: It was about four seconds, five tops! And that leaves us with only one spot left! Quite a roster still in the ring, all these men trying to eliminate each other! Sean, the current Iron Man, he came in at #13 and Seamus O'Connor... Jacob Venar, hanging in there now from #15, almost thirty minutes for him!

JACK JONES: And we know he can last an hour, he almost did a couple years back!

BILL HEWSON: Tommy Deathrow still in this thing! The Beast and Jeffrey Roberts! And perhaps the sentimental favorite, the surprising return of Patrick Kidd! And technically Lloyd Rees has not been eliminated but I don't know if he's going to get back in here...

JACK JONES: So... who's number thirty going to be?

BILL HEWSON: We're about to FIND OUT.

TEN, NINE, EIGHT, SEVEN, SIX, FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE...

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!

JACK JONES: ... well? WHO'S COMING OUT?

BILL HEWSON: I don't know...

Motley Crue picks up.

"Here I am again
Hey now, hey now
I'M THE MOTHERFUCKER OF THE YEAR.
Here I am again
Hey now, hey now
I'M THE MOTHERFUCKER OF THE YEAR."

BILL HEWSON: Who...?

JACK JONES:

The crowd looks to the curtain...

Six-Nine.

Two Hundred and Ninety Pounds.

JACK JONES: MY PERSONAL BET... JAKE PHOENIX IS IN SOLE SURVIVOR!

BILL HEWSON: To steal one from you, Jack Attack --- HOLY HELL.

The crowd is going CRAZY as Jake Phoenix walks to the ring, snarl on his face. He gets in and steps over the top rope! First to meet him is PATRICK KIDD --- BOOM! SOUPBONE! SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE TAKES HIM DOWN! Tommy Deathrow --- POWERSLAMMED! Jeffrey Roberts rolls OUT OF THE RING, he wants nothing to do with Jake Phoenix! Sean O'Connor tries to attack --- CAUGHT! GOOZLE --- SEAMUS ATTACKS! OTHER HAND GOOZLE!

DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!

The crowd is going crazy as JACOB VENAR flies at Jake Phoenix...

And... gets... CAUGHT.

Jake holds Venar, grins an ugly grin, and FALLAWAY SLAM! VENAR SENT OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR BELOW!

BILL HEWSON: The destruction tells you the story... JAKE PHOENIX has returned to NAPW! AND HERE COMES THE BEAST!

The Beast has shaken off the cobwebs, and now he and Jake Phoenix stare each other down from across the ring. They're the only ones up! The crowd is on their feet --- THEY HAVEN'T SAT DOWN! THE BEAST! JAKE PHOENIX! Are they going to tie up...

WAIT A MINUTE! THE BEAST JUST GRABBED SEAN O'CONNOR! HE TOSSES SEAN OVER AND OUT! Jake Phoenix grunts, surprised by the move from Richards... but he takes Seamus and tosses HIM OUT! The O'Connor Boys have been eliminated by... Jake Phoenix and The Beast!

BILL HEWSON: The crowd isn't happy with that one, the O'Connor Boys with a tremendous performance but just like that it's over ---

JACK JONES: That's Sole Survivor, Hewson! In a split-second it can be OVER! FINISHED! If The Beast can't stand against Jake Phoenix, WHAT CHANCE DO WE HAVE?

BILL HEWSON: Aren't you being a little melodramatic... THEY LOCK UP!

Jake Phoenix, the fresh man, rocks Bruce with a huge soupbone! Bruce staggers, but then comes back with a roughneck right hand! PHOENIX! BEAST! PHOENIX! BEAST! They both rock backwards! But one man has been forgotten about in the ring! It's PATRICK KIDD! The smallest man in the fight, but he's up on his feet! Jake Phoenix sees it and BOOT. Nails Kidd to a chorus of boos! He sets Kidd up, OH MY GOD, TOMBSTONE --- KIDD SLIDES OUT! Kidd gets behind Phoenix, Jake turns around SPINEBUSTER! SPINE ON THE PINE! The Beast nails Kidd! Hoists the man up... CHART ATTACK!

NO! KIDD SPINS OFF! HOOKS THE ARMS --- CRIMSON TIDE!

THE CROWD IS GOING ABSOLUTELY INSANE! "KIDD KIDD KIDD KIDD KIDD!" Kidd soaks in the adulation, drawing STRENGTH from the love of the fans and

JEFFREY ROBERTS THAT GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH LARIAT FROM BEHIND. JEFFREY ROBERTS DUMPS PATRICK KIDD OUT. HE ENDS THE DREAM.

BILL HEWSON: And Jefrrey Roberts just RIPS the crowd's heart right out! Patrick Kidd showing the guts we all know him for, and Jeffrey Roberts --- with a cheap attack from behind --- what a scum-sucking excuse for a human being is Jeffrey Roberts! And wait a minute... LLOYD REES has crawled back into the ring! Kidd is out, Roberts is up, Rees is back in, Beast and Phoenix are pulling themselves up...

JACK JONES: You forgot about one man, Bill.

BILL HEWSON: I did.

JACK JONES: You forgot about... THE SUPERSTAR.

Tommy Deathrow is up.

And from the look on his face..

TOMMY DEATHROW IS ANGRY.

Jeffrey Roberts turns around, smiling eerily, until he sees Deathrow. Roberts looks nervous suddenly as Deathrow doesn't take his SUPERSTAR GAZE off of him... ATTACK! DEATHROW BLOCKS! RIGHT HAND, RIGHT HAND! Roberts knocked down, he gets back up... Tommy boots him in the gut!

BILL HEWSON: Tommy Deathrow may be a lot of things, but he is a man of RESPECT. He RESPECTS Patrick Kidd for the hell they went through together, he doesn't RESPECT Jeffrey Roberts for what he did! And Jack, are we going to see it?

JACK JONES: YEAH! DO IT! TAKE THAT SON OF A BITCH OUT!

BILL HEWSON: DEATHROW DRIVER! DEATHROW DRIVER!

Roberts is OUT, Tommy picks up the carcass and pitches him over the top! Jeffrey Roberts has been eliminated! The crowd roars for Tommy, but wait! JAKE PHOENIX is up and not wasting any time! He nails Tommy, then pitches him over the top! Tommy holds on... Jake using his power to just force Tommy out and over...

LLOYD REES! Rees is somehow up and back in this thing, he grabs Jake by the legs and tips both guys over... Tommy hits the floor! Deathrow is eliminated! Phoenix is on the apron though, and he clobbers Rees with a right hand...

THE BEAST SPEARS JAKE TO THE FLOOR! JAKE PHOENIX IS ELIMINATED!

AND THEN.

THERE.

WERE.

TWO.

BILL HEWSON: Oh my God, we are down to two... we are down to LLOYD REES!

JACK JONES: And THE BEAST!

BILL HEWSON: Lloyd Rees the 2008 winner, trying to become the first man to win Sole Survivor twice! The Beast trying to win for the first time... he's never even been this far before!

JACK JONES: That may be Rees' advantage, Hewson! He's made the final four three times, the top eight EVERY time he's been in Sole Survivor! Not to mention winning the thing! Rees has dominated this match, The Beast has nowhere near the level of success!

BILL HEWSON: Rees is hurt from Justin Case! The Beast has been in longer! Both men are trying to recover themselves... WHO WILL BE THE SOLE SURVIVOR?

The crowd is crazy as Rees and Beast set themselves up, each man eyeing the other, circling the ring... The fans are totally split! "LET'S GO REES!" "LET'S GO BEAST!" "LET'S GO REES!" "LET'S GO BEAST! Rees is in a lot of pain, but they lock-up! Bruce powers Rees to a corner, CHOP! Lights him up! Bruce whips Rees across the ring, CORNER SPLASH! Rees moves! Bruce staggers out, Rees tries to dump him over the top! Blocked! Bruce knocks Rees away, and scoops him up! Bruce tips Rees over the top, but Rees hangs on! He lands on the apron, Bruce kicking at Lloyd Rees but can't get him over. Rees rolls in and pulls himself up, swings, ducked, COBRA CLUTCH...

BOMB! REES IS DOWN!

The Beast picks him up... and dumps him over the top rope!

But Lloyd Rees lands ass-first on the ring apron, he managed to grab the rope with his ONE arm and change his direction! He's still in! Rees rolls in, but Bruce is right there! Right hand, right hand, Rees is in a world of hurt. But he fights back! Rees throwing right hands, left arm hanging at the side! Bruce on the ropes, Rees charges in ---

SCOOPED UP

CHAAAAAAAARRRRRT ATTAAAAAAAAACK

NO

COUNTERED

RINGER ROVER! REES NAILS THE CODEBREAKER OUT OF THE F5!

BILL HEWSON: Rees --- Ringer Rover! But now both men are down! Rees still feeling the effects of the GAMEBREAKER Justin Case had on him for so long! Bruce is stunned! Who's going to win?

JACK JONES: I DON'T KNOW! STOP ASKING ME!

BILL HEWSON: Rees! Beast! Both men down! Somebody has to find the wherewithal to keep going!

The Beast is up first, despite taking the Ringer Rover. Rees is clearly in a lot of pain. The Beast grabs the injured arm and cranks it, drawing a few boos.

JACK JONES: What? It IS a target!

Bruce picks up Rees, and perches him ... on the top turnbuckle? What's he thinking here? Bruce with a shot to the jaw! Rees is perched precariously on the top, and Bruce gets some distance. What is he going for? CHARGE! BEAST LEAPS UP WITH A LEAPING TACKLE --- Rees moves and gets to the apron, Bruce lands chest-first into the turnbuckle! He stumbles out, Rees is in!

DDT FROM THE GREEN!

Rees almost instinctively covers, but he knows this is SOLE SURVIVOR and there's only one way to win --- THROW 'EM OVER! He guides The Beast to his feet, but Beast fires a shot. Rees on the ropes! The Beast with a clothesline, Rees almost goes over... but not quite! He slings back in and nails a LONG POND LARIAT on Beast, staggering the man! Another lariat puts Beast on the ropes, Rees charges ---

BACK DROP!

REES... LANDS ON THE APRON!

Bruce grabs for him, Rees HOT SHOT! Lands on his back on the apron, snapping Bruce's throat across the top rope! Rees rolls in and grabs Bruce from behind, back of the pants, BEALES UP AND OVER... BRUCE TRIES TO HANG ON... CAN'T! THE BEAST'S FINGERS CLUTCH AT THIN AIR AND THEN HE FALLS TO THE FLOOR! THE BEAST IS ELIMINATED!

FRANK WARBURTON: Here is your winner... and 2010 SOLE SURVIVOR... LLLLLLLOOOOYYYYYYDDD REEEEEEEEEEES!

BILL HEWSON: MY GOD! MY GOD! HE DID IT! LLOYD REES --- AGAINST TREMENDOUS ODDS --- HAS WON SOLE SURVIVOR FOR THE SECOND TIME!

JACK JONES: Even I have to give credit where it's due, that was one HELL of a show! Lloyd Rees, can anything stop this guy?

BILL HEWSON: What a show it was for tonight... thank you for joining us! This is Bill Hewson for Jack Attack Jones saying GOOD NIGHT! LLOYD REES WINS!

The Beast, on the outside, sits up, looking disappointed... a strong performance, one to be proud of, but he wanted more. He wanted... the victory.

In the ring Lloyd Rees ascends a turnbuckle, cradling one arm close to his chest, but raising the other as high as he can in victory as the crowd chants his name! "REES! REES! REES!" Lloyd Rees... has made history here tonight!

Lights down.