NAPW ACTION!04/20/2006
Uzi starts the match off for his team, Nenji & Technique in the corner. The opposition seems to be arguing about it, as Mr. Slick doesn't want to even get in the ring. He shoves Raptor towards Uzi in the middle of the ring. The Old Testament Terror immediately begins to hammer Raptor down with big forearms. Raptor fires back, backing Uzi into the ropes. The brakes are put on, and Uzi short-arm clotheslines Raptor with authority. He hauls him up, hooks a chicken-wing...and suplexes Raptor down hard! Cover, one, two, Bickle makes the save for his team. Uzi hauls Raptor up and irish whips the man hard...right into the heel corner? Uzi shouts "is that the best you've got?" as Raptor slaps the chest of Mr. Slick. Mr. Slick comes in, scowling, and... tags out to Patrick Bickle. Bickle shakes his head in disgust at Slick's attitude and steps into the ring. He gives up over one hundred pounds to Uzi, who slaps on a hammerlock. Bickle gets taken down, then kips up and twists it around on his own. Uzi grabs the hair and slams Bickle back down, drops an elbow, Bickle rolls out of the way and quickly hits the ropes, flying off to catch Uzi with a spinning heel kick. The Kosher Assassin staggers, and Pickle hits the ropes! (fear the) SPEAR! Uzi goes down. Cover only gets two, as Uzi powers out. Technique & Nenji are calling for a tag out as Bickle locks on a head scissors to keep the big man down. Bickle hooks a face-lock on Uzi and attempts to tag out to Mr. Slick, possibly out of spite. Slick looks offended at the slap to his shoulder, but the ref says it was a tag. Slick comes in, and hammers Uzi's exposed rib cage. He shoots Uzi to the ropes and hits a baaaack drop. With the Terror down, Slick then slaps Bickle on the chest to tag back in. Bickle slaps Slick on the chest. Mr. Maps, Bickle's physician/manager, implores Patrick to keep his cool. Slick clearly doesn't want any part of Bickle or this six-man tag, and he slaps Bickle on the chest once more and walks away. He steps through the ropes to the outside and takes a walk. Uzi is, easily, up by now, but he takes this time to confer with Buggsy in a neutral corner, ignoring Technique & Nenji who want in the ring. Uzi & his manager scope out the situation as Patrick Bickle drops off the ring apron himself and whips Mr. Slick around. The two are having a heated discussion, Bickle clearly would rather WIN his first contest in NAPW but Mr. Slick doesn't want part of it. Mr. Slick turns around and Bickle roughly whips him around again --- Boot to the gut! And then Mr. Slick hits his patented Hard DDT, driving Bickle's head into the concrete! Mr. Slick sticks his finger in Bickle's face and talks trash, before turning around and talking trash to the booing fans. But wait a second! Uzi just reached over the top rope and grabbed a hold of Mr. Slick, who IS the legal man! And with a great show of strength, Uzi pulls Mr. Slick into the ring. Mr. Slick fires off a right hand to Uzi, who shrugs it off and hoists Mr. Slick up into the Argentine Rack Back Breaker! KABAM! One! Two! Th--- Mr. Slick gets a shoulder up. Uzi returns to his vertical base and hits the ropes...Technique slaps him on the shoulder to finally get in. Uzi gives Technique a menacing glare as Technique takes over on Mr. Slick. Technique pulls Slick up, and Uzi grabs him from behind! He's got the Number Of The Beast Sleeper locked on Technique! Nenji flies in the ring to break that up. Uzi gets stomped by the cruiserweight, releasing his hold on Technique. Nenji flies off the ropes at Uzi... only to be greeted with a SICK spinebuster on the canvas! Uzi grabs Nenji and sends him flying over the top rope. Technique is up, attacking Uzi. For his troubles, he eats a SPINEBUSTER right on top of Mr. Slick! And now Uzi grabs Technique by the hair, pointing over the top rope --- TECHNIQUE goes flying to the outside! And here comes Raptor for the hell of it, and he gets sent out over the top rope! Uzi motions for the 'belt' around his waist, clearly referring to the upcoming Action! Battle Royale for a TV Title shot. Referee Morgan Smythe has lost complete control of this match, but who can blame her? Uzi is no longer the legal man, but he doesn't care. He turns around, but this time he meets Patrick Bickle flying off of the top rope! The suicidal high-flyer just sacrificed his body to take out Uzi, and now he looks at the dazed Mr. Slick on the canvas. Springboard to the top rope, and Bickle flies! Freefall connects! Good God, Bickle could've broken his own shoulder on that. He staggers up, and Morgan Smythe has no choice but to throw this one out. The bell begins to ring like crazy, but that doesn't stop Patrick Bickle from going to town on Mr. Slick. But here's Uzi from behind! Uzi & Bickle are going at it now! And Mr. Slick has rolled to the ring apron, what's he doing? He just took brass knuckles out of his tights and slipped them on his right hand. DING DING DING DING DING DING! Patrick Bickle is going wild on Uzi, but Mr. Slick cold-cocks him from behind! Bickle staggers forward into Uzi, who backdrops Bickle out of the ring! Mr. Slick throws a brass knuckle assisted right hand, but Uzi blocks it... in the ensuing melee, both men fall out of the ring. Bickle gets back into it! This is a three-way brawl, and here comes security to break it up. Security attempting to keep these three men from tearing into one another any further... These six men will be in the Action! Battle Royale for a TV Title shot at COMPLETE CONTROL, and three of them are making a case for winning right here tonight!
The bell rings and Wayne Wright looks ready to soil himself at the sight of the six-foot-six, three-hundred and twenty pound leviathan known as Jason. Jason would most likely be smiling behind his goalie mask, were he a less macabre caricature, at the sight of his prey. Wayne Wright demonstrates some form of courage and pride by laying into Jason with some knife-edge chops. Jason is like the mighty oak, unmoving. He wraps his massive branch-like arms around Wayne and - just like that - plants him with the Sleeping Bag Slam. Jason makes a lazy cover only to lift Wayne by the head at two. The man-beast instead whips his man into the ropes and nearly tears his head off with a clothesline. At this point, Jason is only in it for the punishment and putting his raw power and ability on display. Jason sets his man up in the Torture Rack and prepares to convert it into a slam, but Wayne Wright somehow has enough spark left in him to stick his thumb into the big man's eye, through the eyehole of the mask. Jason drops him on his feet and Wayne Wright quickly nails his man with a Jaw Jammer. Jason reels ever so slightly and Wayne jumps for joy in ecstasy--he got in some offense! Wayne gives Jason a head butt, but realizes it to be a mistake with the hockey mask and all. Wayne shakes off the cobwebs and hits the ropes for momentum. Jason clears his own head as well and has the presence of mind to lift his boot right into Wayne's face. The smaller man collapses while holding his face and Jason gives a menacing bellow before stomping a mud hole and walking it dry over Wayne. Jason shows some submission skill by applying the mandible claw to his opponent, and before Wayne can even think of giving it up, he is lifted into the air for a chokeslam variation off the mandible claw. Wayne looks dead at this point, but Jason is not quite finished. He makes the cutthroat sign and hauls the carcass of Wayne Wright to a vertical base, intent on sending a message. Jason gets behind the beaten man and applies the mandible claw once again, this time coupled with a barely legal rear-naked choke and a body scissors. Wayne cannot even move at this point and referee Henry Andrews, who is scared enough himself, signals for the bell and declares Jason the winner via submission. Jason refuses to break the hold for a few moments until the bell is rung multiple times and Andrews threatens to run away in terror. Jason finally shows mercy and Wayne Wright is left a quivering mass. Jason raises both arms in victory before stalking away in that creepy manner of his.
Rick Tees looks on, arrogantly/disgusted as El Mentiroso hangs the Mexican flag in his corner. The two men meet in the center of the ring. Mentiroso holds out his hand showing respect for his opponent. It looks like Tees will accept? No, he turns Mentiroso's hand over and SPITS right in his palm! Mentiroso looks at his hand and back to Tees, rubbing his hands together. He looks up at Tees, almost quizzically... and Rick Tees in a huge show of disrespect SLAPS the taste out of Mentiroso's mouth! Mentiroso keeps still for a moment, and rubs his cheek. He looks at his hand, and then looks back to Tees. Tees is not smiling, but is surely satisfied with himself. El Mentiroso rushes up to Tees, the bell rings, and the two lock up. Tees immediately with the upper hand puts Mentiroso in a head lock. Mentiroso struggles for a moment, then pushes Tees into the ropes. When Tees comes back on the rebound, Mentiroso drops to his stomach forcing Tees to jump over. Tees rebounds off the other ropes into a dropkick from Mentiroso! "Renegade" Rick Tees collapses to the mat holding his face! Mentiroso, wasting no time, hoists Tees up and starts throwing knife hand chops to his chest. CHOP! "WOOO!" CHOP! "WOOO!" CHOP-- NO! Tees caught the chop! And he is PISSED! Tees bends back Mentiroso's hand sending him to his knees in pain, then rolls over into an armbar! Mentiroso is in a bad way, here, but Tees is pulling back on that arm with ALL HIS MIGHT! Mentiroso, thinking quickly, swings his legs around and administers a head scissors. Tees is forced to release the hold and Mentiroso kips up to his feet. As Tees angrily yet calmly gets to his feet, Mentiroso regains stamina in his own corner. Mentiroso and Tees lock up again, this time Mentiroso catches Tees in a headlock. Tees lifts Mentiroso for the rear suplex counter, but Mentiroso lands on his feet. Tees suspected it, and spins backward into a SPINNING HEEL KICK! Mentiroso falls to the mat. Tees gets a quick cover. One... KICK-OUT at one and a half! Tees hoists Mentiroso up again... ROUNDHOUSE KICK to the FACE! Mentiroso goes down again, and Tees goes for ANOTHER cover. One... tw-- KICK-OUT! Tees sits up on his knees for a moment, trying to remain calm, and Jon Tees calls him over to his own corner. Jon gives Rick some last minute advice. Meanwhile, Senora Seurte attemps to rally the crowd behind El Mentiroso. Mentiroso comes to himself, kips up to his feet to Suerte and the crowd's delight, and he RUNS into the Tees corner! Jon scrambles as Rick Tees takes a seated dropkick to the face! El Mentiroso backs away, allowing Rick to take his feet. Dazed clothesline misses. El Mentiroso catches Rick Tees in a sleeper hold! The crowd wants to see Rick Tees pass out... but Tees, rather than fade away, throws elbows to Mentiroso's abdomen, and Mentiroso is forced to relent. Mentiroso runs to the ropes and returns with an enziguri! Tees goes down --- but pops back up immediately? The enziguri seemed to wake him up. SUPERKICK -- gets ducked! SCHOOL-BOY ROLL-UP! ONE! TWO! Th---so close, so close, and both men attempt to recover their bearings. Mentiroso and Tees both find their feet and the two lock up for a THIRD time! Tees raises a knee to Mentiroso's chest... but Mentiroso is not relenting. He throws a knee of his own! The two back off of eachother, and the two get in their martial arts positions! Mentiroso tries a straight kick but Tees blocks, Tees tries straight punch but Mentiroso evades, Mentiroso with a spinning back kick but Tees blocks, Tees with a roundhouse punch but Mentiroso evades! The crowd is going BAT (BLEEP)! Mentiroso tries a roundhouse kick, Tees ducks. Tees sees an opening-- HUGE UPPERCUT TO MENTIROSO's CHIN! Mentiroso wobbles like a bobble-head toy for a moment, then TIMBERRRR! Mentiroso tumbles! Tees goes to assault Mentiroso but gets an idea. He runs over to the turnbuckle, climbs to the top, raises his arms to Jon Tees in the opposite corner, FIVE STAR-- NO!! Mentiroso gets a leg up! Mentiroso's boot connects with Tees face!! Tees tumbles to the mat and the ref starts the ten count. At five they both stir. At seven Mentiroso is on his knees, and at nine Mentiroso is on his feet! Just in time to prevent the double knock-out! Mentiroso respectfully waits for Tees to get up, but he doesn't see Jon go toward Senora Suerte! Neither does she! Jon Tees is trying to put the moves on Senor Suerte?! Senora Suerte calls out to Mentiroso as Jon grabs her, and Mentiroso goes to the ropes to yell at Jon in Spanish! Jon raises an eyebrow to Mentiroso, having NO IDEA what he has just said, but Senor Suerte is glad to translate. "He says 'If you don't let go of her immediately, you will be severely punished'!" Jon Tees obliges, smirking, but Mentiroso doesn't see Rick Tees behind him! Mentiroso turns around... RIGHT INTO THE SUPERKICK. Rick Tees is growling his anger and intensity, and yells at the crowd to "SHUT-UP I'm kicking this Mexican's ASS!" Jon Tees goes back to putting the moves on Suerte, but she doesn't want any more of it! She SLAPS the taste out of Jon Tees' mouth! Rick Tees, meanwhile, slowly and painfully makes his way to the top rope. He's feeling froggy! FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH-- CONNECTS!! Tees hooks the leg! This could be it... ONE... TWO... THR-- NO! MENTIROSO GOT THE SHOULDER UP! The crowd pounds their feet, and Rick Tees simply CAN NOT believe it! He angrily gets to his feet, yells at the ref, INSISTING that it was three, but senior referee Dick Keibech says "NO, it was TWO, and that decision STAYS!" Rick Tees angrily rushes over to Mentiroso and pulls him up with a handful of hair --- INSIDE CRADLE FROM EL MENTIROSO! Kiebiech counts! ONE... TWO... THREE! EL MENTIROSO picks up the win against Jon and "Renegade" Rick Tees! El Mentiroso escorts a VERY happy Senora Suerte up the aisle carrying the Mexican flag over his head to the sound of Mexico's national anthem.
Jakey and Travelli face off in the center of the ring as John Sharplin calls for the bell to begin the match. The Don goes for a collar-and-elbow tie-up, but Bayman Jakey ducks out of the way quickly and shakes his head. It looks like Jakey isn't interested in starting off with a wrestling exchange as he holds one hand aloft calling for the test of strength! Travelli looks at the hand suspiciously, but then nods and steps in to take it. The two men immediately drop into crouches, holding their other hands out, probing for the best possible moment. The finally lock their hands, and almost instantly both men lash out for a kick to the midsection, and both connect! The test of strength is broken before it can even get started, and champion and challenger stumble away doubled-over. Looks like those kicks might have gone a bit lower than the midsection from their reactions, but Sharplin doesn't issue a warning thinking they both got what they deserved. Still wincing and staggering, the two men back towards each other unknowingly. They bump backs and both spin around... double eye-poke! Don Travelli and Bayman Jakey are both blinded by their second simultaneous attempt at a dirty trick! Jakey recovers first and stomps across the ring to kick Travelli in the breadbasket. Bayman Jakey locks in a tight abdominal stretch, pounding away with stiff forearms on the ribs of Travelli. Sharplin checks on the Don, and Bayman Jakey takes the opportunity to grab the top rope behind him, pulling back even harder on the hold. Travelli cries out but won't give it up, and Sharplin looks back at Bayman, who releases the rope just before he can get caught. Sharplin again checks on Travelli, and Jakey again goes to the ropes for leverage. He releases just before John Sharplin can see him a second time, but when the third time Sharplin only pretends to check on Travelli and catches Jakey in the act. Sharplin kicks Jakey's hand off the rope, and that gives the Don to opportunity to squirm out of the hold and execute a quick go-behind and a school-boy for the pin! Sharplin drops to make the count not seeing that Travelli has both the ropes and the tights. ONE! TWO! Sharplin's seasoned eyes catch whath the Don is trying to pull and he stops the count. Travelli leaps to his feet and gets in Sharplin's face, yelling, "'Ey! Wassa matta you!" Jakey reacts with a rollup of his own, but this time Sharplin doesn't even drop to the mat before seeing the handful of tights, and in moments he has both men in his face arguing. Even Bobby O'Brady and Al Thoes get in on the action, jumping up on the ring apron to shout at Sharplin. "You're slow as cold molasses runnin' uphill, b'y!", "Do your bloody job!", "Ach!", "Make-ah the count, capeesh!", Sharplin looks exasperated at the barrage of Newfie, Irish, Scottish and almost Italian and tells them to get on with the match. This seems to agitate the champion even more and he shoves Travelli aside to get more into John Sharplin's face. Travelli takes this opportunity to whack Jakey across the back of the head with a clothesline, and then knock O'Brady down to the outside for good measure. Travelli flicks his chin at Jakey and drills him into the mat with a harsh DDT before going for the cover, a legitimate one this time. ONE! TWO! Shoulder up before three! Travelli gets up and goes to the ropes, slowing as he comes back to again flick his chin, this time out at the crowd with a yell of "Vaffanculo" before dropping his knee across Jakey's face. Don Travelli goes for another clean cover --- ONE! TWO! A forceful kickout from the NTV Champion at the last second! Travelli grabs Bayman and begins to drag him to his feet. Jakey fires off a quick right to the stomach of the Don, then comes to his feet to add more injury to injury with a knee lift to the gut. Jakey hits the ropes and explodes back with the Flying Foxtrap Forearm, nearly taking Travelli out of his boots. Bayman Jakey stumbles into the corner after the impact, apparently recovering against the turnbuckle, facing out of the ring. The Celtic Assassins jump onto the apron and start yammering at Sharplin, and the instant he turns his back Jakey tears the padding out of the corner to expose the steel ring. Llyod Rees shouts "Turn round, he's b'ind ya" a warning as Don Travelli gets to his feet and charges at Jakey's back, and Bayman Jakey moves at the last second. Don Travelli crashes into the exposed steel and topples over backwards. It looks like the entire nFa is just too much for Don Travelli to overcome when EVAN CARTWRIGHT comes sprinting out from the back, kendo stick in hand. It seems that the first-ever NAPW double champion doesn't want to be indebted to the Don, and he cracks Lloyd Rees across the back of the neck without even slowing down. The Celtic Assassins move in on Cartwright, but are met with a flurry of blows from the kendo stick, cracking against shins, wrists, ankles and heads in a rapid staccato. The number one contenders for Cartwright's tag team titles stumble backwards under the barrage, and that gives Cartwright just enough time to whirl and deliver another solid blow to the rising Lloyd Rees. Jakey is yelling for Sharplin to get Cartwright out of there, but the Provincial and Tag Team Champion has that idea all on his own as the nFa regroups and begins to move towards him. Spinning his kendo stick expertly to keep the three enraged men at bay for the moment, Cartwright begins to back away from the ring. He snaps the weapon out in a feint at Bobby O'Brady and then turns and sprints towards the back, the rest of the nFa hot on his heels. Bayman Jakey is left alone in the ring with Don Travelli, but it doesn't look like it is going to matter as the Don is still laying limp on the ring from his impact with the exposed turnbuckle. Jakey grabs the ropes and springs up to the top, raising his arms before leaping to deliver the Upper Gullies Bum Drop! Don Travelli slides backwards and bends his legs at the last second, and Jakey crashes down crotchtastically across the raised knees of the Don! Bayman Jakey's eyes cross and he slumps to the side as Don Travelli gets to his feet with a triumphant grin. He limps over towards the fallen NTV champion, obviously feeling the impact in his legs, and lifts Jakey to his feet. Don Travelli places a hand on either side of Bayman Jakey's face and gives him the Kiss of Death, and the crowd knows what that means. Sleepa Wida Fishes! Don Travelli has it locked in tight in the center of the ring, and Jakey is fading fast. The NTV champion valiantly struggles to drag himself and the Don over towards the ropes, straining his hand out... almost there... mere inches away from the top rope... Jakey might make it... no! His hand drops for the first time as Don Travelli wrenches back on the hold. Sharplin raises Bayman Jakey's hand and lets it fall for the official count. ONE! John Sharplin holds up one finger and then raises the arm again... it falls! TWO! The senior official lifts Bayman Jakey's hand for what might be the last time of his renamed NTV title reign. Sharplin releases and... the hand falls! The hand falls! John Sharplin calls for the bell as the Godfather Waltz plays in honor of the new NAPW Television Champion, the man having his hand raised in the center of the ring, the now three-time Television Champion, Don Travelli!
The dumpster is near the entranceway. As Krusty Kid Paul makes his way to ringside, he stops to inspect the receptacle. Which turns out to be a mistake, as "Sick Billy" Kryenik forgoes his ring entrance to jump KKP from behind. The two men brawl near the entranceway, as the bell rings to start the match. Kryenik starts to lay in with some stiff right hands, but KKP is up for the challenge, landing some fists of his own. Kryenik lands a right hook, knocking KKP to one knee. "Sick Billy" nails his prone opponent with a stiff kick to the face, and KKP is flat on his back. Kryenik opens the lid on the dumpster! He's looking to end this quick. He tries to drag KKP to his feet, but is met with a knee to the groin. KKP, regaining his senses, grabs Kryenik by the hair and rams "Sick Billy's" head into the side of the dumpster. Keeping up his advantage, he picks up Kryenik, and rams him into the dumpster, once, twice, three times, before slamming him to the concrete. KKP looks like he's ready to toss Kryenik in... no, he's looking for something... KKP has taken a chair from a fan in the front row! (well, more like the fan handed him the chair) KKP waits for Kryenik to struggle to his feet and SWINGS!! ... MISSES!! Kryenik ducks the shot, KKP spins from the momentum, and Kryenik goes for a clothesline - NO! KKP caught him with the chair that time! A sickening thud on Kryenik's head! And KKP gets in another shot, Kryenik not going down! And another shot! The chair is dented! Kryenik is bleeding!... And grinning. KKP lands one more shot. This one takes the smile of Kryenik's face, and knocks him to the ground. KKP goes to the dumpster, and opens the lid. He's ready to end things. He goes to drag Kryenik to the dumpster. He picks him up, and tries to fling him in, but Kryenik has some fight left in him. He punches KKP in the head, to little effect, but a rake of the eyes causes KKP to let Kryenik go. He tries to reclaim the advantage. Kryenik picks up the dented chair, ready to dish out the same abuse he received earlier. Only KKP has regained his vision in time, and delivers a spinebuster to Kryenik on the floor! Kryenik is twisted in pain, and KKP has a sick grin on his face. He pulls out a flask, takes a quick swig, then goes back to drop an elbow across Kryenik's sternum. All business, Krusty Kid Paul. Kryenik, looks to be out of it, as KKP lays some stiff kicks to Kryenik's head and chest for good measure. Wanting to end this, KKP picks up Kryenik, and sets him up for a German suplex! He's going for the Bottle Opener on the concrete! He launches Kryenik back... And Kryenik uses the momentum to float over, and land on his feet. (He's as surprised as the rest of us) KKP turns around to see where Kryenik went, and is met with a superkick. KKP is down, but certainly not out! Kryenik knows this, and it's his turn to go off in search of a weapon. He goes through the curtain... and comes back. With light tubes. ... The Boxing and Wrestling Commission won't like this. Kryenik, does a few practice swings as he waits for KKP to get to his feet. And when KKP does ... SMACK! The light tube explodes across KKP's head! The fans pop huge for this. But Kryenik brought out more than one. He smashes another tube across KKP's back, another across his leg. And the look on Kryenik's face says that he's not done yet. Seeing that he's out of light tubes, he instead goes for the most technical move this match will see. He Irish Whips KKP into the dumpster. KKP, bleeding now, turns around to be met with a kick to the gut. Kryenik positions KKP for the Dry Lake! he has KKP up, and NO! KKP reverses into a DDT, NO! Kryenik put his hands out, KKP hits the floor, Kryenik pops back up, drops a knee across KKP's face, then drags him back to his feet, and he's going for it again! Dry Lake! This time he connects and KKP is almost limp on the floor! Kryenik picks up KKP, puts his man over his shoulder, and the shoves him into the dumpster! Kryenik slams the lid down! And this match is over! The fans go nuts as Kryenik just flashes a sick grin. But then "Man In The Box" plays. Tommy Deathrow, pursued by security, emerges from the locker room. NAPW officials and security keep the two men apart, but Deathrow seems content to talk trash at Kryenik. Kryenik grins, flips Deathrow the bird, to with the fans pop HUGE. Deathrow smiles a sick grin of his own, and yells "You're going down on monday, bitch!" Kryenik keeps smiling through his crimson mask, the last image we see as the screen goes black on NAPW Action.
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