NAPW ACTION!05/11/2006
"The Tempest" Steve Henri and Dextro circle each other in the ring. They lock up, and Henri scores with a quick arm drag. Dextro springs to his feet, and is caught in another arm drag. Henri reacts quickly, rushing his fallen opponent, and goes for his "Prolific Shaman". But Dextro ducks! Henri hits the ropes, and turns around into a vicious Dexplex! Henri is tossed over the ropes, and hits the floor with a sickening thud. The crowd is hushed by the impact Henri makes. Dextro crawls out of the ring and without any hesitation lays the boots to his opponent. He scoops Henri up and delivers a fisherman's suplex on the floor! Henri goes limp! Dextro rolls him back into the ring, then climbs to the top rope. 450 splash! But really, anything after the suplexes to the floor is overkill. Dick Kiebiech mercifully makes the count. One ... Two... Three and it's over! The crowd boos, But Dextro doesn't even hear them, instead he just gives a sick grin and heads out of the ring. ... But then he decides to come back. He drags Henri to his feet and METH BUST! Kiebiech yells at Dextro over this totally unnecessary assault, but Dextro seems to think that he needed to make a lasting impression in his very first NAPW singles match!
Before the match starts, Diamond and Pibb shake hands in the middle of the ring. The ref calls for the bell. They lock up! Pibb has got the height and weight advantage over Diamond, and gets control of the lockup! Diamond is hoisted up in the air! Stalling suplex from Pibb! Diamond writhes in pain! Pibb picks up the luchador, and whips him to the ropes. Diamond ducks a clothesline, and baseball slides into the leg of Ryan Pibb. Pibb goes down and Diamond jumps on top of him, with a round of mounting punches! After the first punch, the ref cautions Diamond that closed fists will start losing him rope breaks. Diamond realizes his mistake, and gets off Ryan Pibb. Pibb lunges forward with a devastating clothesline! Diamond whirls around in the air! Pibb picks up the prone little man, and picks him up, hoping to end this match with a powerbomb! Diamond's playing possum! Huracanrana! Pibb's dazed, and Diamond follows it up with, can it be? A SHINING WIZARD! Pibb sells it like he's Flair, and falls to the ground. Diamond motions to the turnbuckle, and the crowd goes wild! Up to the top rope, and Pibb's still laying on the ground... DIAMONDSAULT! Diamond has corkscrewed from the top rope, and covers Pibb for the one! Two! Three! Diamond's won this match, but he helps Pibb up and shakes the hand of his opponent before he leaves, celebrating with the crowd.
Delivery Man #1 comes out first with Tex following suit. #57 comes out right before Stein makes his entrance into the building. The crowd cheers for the unlikely duo and wait for Deathrow and Krusty Kid Paul. "Man in the box" hits and the SUPERSTAR comes out blazing with Krusty Kid Paul coming behind him. They raise their arms in the air, disregarding the reaction as they are ALL. BUSINESS. Tommy rolls in the ring and Delivery Man #1 jumps the gun, kicking him the back. KKP rolls into the ring and Stein goes on offense and drops a expressionless knee onto the back of KKP. Stein and #1 go to work but Tommy and KKP roll out of the ring as the ref gains control. #1 wants at the bastard duo but he goes on the ring apron so Stein can start the match. Tommy rolls into the ring first but Stein wants a piece of the Krusty one. Tommy jumps Stein from behind and hammers away on his head and into the corner. The punches don't phase Stein much but they slow him down. Tommy kicks away at the mid section of the monster and then tags in Krusty Kid Paul. Paul enters the ring and swings a right. Steins head jolts but goes back to its resting position as he throws a hand out and starts to choke KKP. He turns it around and throws KKP into the turnbuckle in a show of strength. He hammers away on Kid Paul but Tommy stuns Stein with a punch from the outside. KKP ducks down and rams a shoulder into Stein and ramming him into the mat. Krusty Kid Paul hits a head butt and then stands back to his feet. Stein sits up, KKP drop kicks him down once again. KKP runs off the ropes as Stein gets to his feet. KKP jumps at him with the double axe handle --- but Stein catches him in his outstreched hands and throws KKP clear across the ring! Delivery Man #1 is hot on the outside, and begs Stein to let him in. Stein extends his hand to a loud pop from the crowd and #1 comes in on fire. #1 hits a knee lift the upper body of KKP. KKP is stunned, #1 bounces off the ropes and bulldogs him into the ground. KKP rolls over to the corner, tags in Deathrow who comes in only to meet a clothesline. KKP comes back in, but #1 slaps on a bear hug... Tommy is the legal man but #1 is busy with the bear hug. Deathrow runs at #1 and hits him from behind. Tommy grabs him by the hair and Tex shrieks on the outside. Tommy slams him backwards, and his head hits the mat hard. Stein comes in, crowd roars again. KKP intercepts with a punch. Deathrow turns around --- double clothesline sends Stein over the top rope! RIGHT. INTO. TEX. Tex was right there on the floor, and got flattened by the falling Stein... Tex is laid out! Delivery Man #1 sees his lady down and is about to exit the ring when Tommy hits the Delivery Man off the apron! #1 hits the steel guard rail! Stein sits up and rolls back into the ring. KKP kicks him in the stomach and the punks hammer Stein down... what the hell is this? KKP hooks Stein's legs in an inverted Cloverleaf, and then lifts Stein up! Tommy Deathrow wraps his arm around Stein in the DDT position. Deathrow raises his hand --- SUPERSTAR DDT! Stein is FUBARED, and even he has to feel that --- or does he? Tommy jumps on top, KKP puts his hands on Tommys back for extra weight, Referee Henry Andrews counts ONE! TWO! THREE! The SUPERSTAR and KKP take the victory on NAPW Action!
Wayne Wright is waiting for the Television Champion to finally enter the ring. Don Travelli has been showboating for the crowd and getting booed. He gets into the ring and Wayne charges as the bell sounds. Don catches him with a big boot. Wayne gets back up and charges once again and Don hits a powerful Clothesline from Italy. Don shouts his own name only to hear "asshole" chants in return. Wayne gets up, worse for wear, and attempts a weak flying bulldog - countered into a belly to back suplex! Don shakes his head as Wayne once again struggles to his feet. This time Don wastes no time hitting a dropkick. Don then gets right into Wayne's face, taunting him with Italian curse words. Travelli gets up, sneering at the booing crowd. He hits the ropes, slowing as he comes back to flick his chin at the crowd with a yell of "Vaffanculo" before dropping the Mafia Kneedrop across Wayne's face. Wayne is almost out of it as Don picks him up. Travelli executes a picture perfect brainbuster. He then covers Wayne for the academic one...two... but the Don stops the count and picks up Wayne! The crowd is all over the TV Champion for his cockiness. Travelli hooks Wayne in the front face lock and twirls his finger in the air Jake Roberts style... DDT! Cover, one, two, th--- Wayne Wright is again picked up off the mat! Don pulls the kid up and whips him into the ropes. Wayne falls down half-way. The kid is out. Travelli laughs and starts posing for the crowd. The Don then crouches over Wayne, who is on his stomach. He picks Wayne's head off the mat and nails some vicious cross-face blows. He slams Wayne back to the mat. Blood is trickling off of a possible broken nose of Wayne Wright. Don is in the center of the ring basking in boos. The crowd is hot. Wait! Wayne is moving slightly, directly behind Don. He is on all fours trying to get up, what a great heart in this poor kid. The Don backs up some to do another pose ... ROLL-UP BY WAYNE WRIGHT! DON SMACKS HIS HEAD ON THE CANVAS! WAIT A MINUTE! ONE! TWO! THREE! New Champion! New Champion! WAYNE WRIGHT HAS SHOCKED THE WORLD! The crowd EXPLODES! Wayne rolls out of the ring and can't believe it when John Sharplin hands him the TV title belt! Don Travelli is up and starts to chase... the new TV Champion runs down the aisle in terror, clutching his belt to his chest as the crowd chants Wayne! Wayne! Wayne!
Lloyd Rees has asked Bayman Jakey to let him start against the muscular Al Thoes. Thoes calls for a headlock! It's the return of the HEADLOCK CHALLENGE (tm)! Lock-up. Thoes gets a POWER headlock on Lloyd, who flails his arms as Thoes squeezes his head like a grape in a vice. Lloyd continues to flail, trying to get to the ropes. Thoes hauls him back. To the other side, but Thoes once more hauls the flopping Lloyd back to the center of the ring. The crowd begins to rally behind the Celts as O'Brady claps on the outside to get a rythym going. "The Scottish Wrecking Machine" wrenches the headlock once more, but this time Lloyd reaches up to grab the hair. One problem: Thoes is bald as the wee bare arse of a babe, ach! Rees throws an elbow...another! Another, and he's free! Or not. Thoes grabs Rees by the hair and hauls him back into the headlock. Jakey and Ol' Salty complain to Kiebiech, but Kiebiech can only warn Thoes. Thoes pulls Lloyd to his corner and makes the tag to "The Irish Adonis" Bobby O'Brady. Finally, Thoes lets go of the headlock to the relief of the Provincial Champion. Wait a minute... Lloyd Rees is talking to O'Brady? He's trying to sweettalk him. And...and...it seems to be working, to the shock of Al Thoes. O'Brady and Lloyd Rees embrace! OH MY GOD! It's a heel turn... NO IT'S NOT. Lloyd Rees yelps out in pain... it's not just a hug. It's a BEAR HUG. Lloyd Rees is in pain, crushed by O'Brady's arms. Eye gouge is enough to get free, and Lloyd Rees looks to tag out to Bayman Jakey. Bobby O'Brady has other plans. Namely, more headlocks. O'Brady cinches on the headlock. Rees walks him to the ropes and manages to push the man off, sending him running. Lloyd runs at O'Brady --- and eats a clothesline! Lloyd goes down like a lump. O'Brady hits the ropes again, Ol' Salty grabs the ankle! O'Brady turns around angrily and tries to grab Ol' Salty, but that's the opening Lloyd Rees needed. He crashes O'Brady from behind and sends him spilling to the outside. The referee admonishes Lloyd, who argues the call. And of course, that allows Ol' Salty & Bayman Jakey to assault O'Brady on the outside! Salty holds O'Brady's arms as Jakey throws some southpaw left hands into the man's ribs and gut. They roll O'Brady back in. Lloyd Rees hooks a front face lock and then tags in Bayman Jakey. Jakey climbs to the second turnbuckle and drops the double ax-handle across O'Brady's exposed ribs. The southpaw opens up, throwing the big left hands O'Brady's way. Irish whip...southpaw lariat! That staggers O'Brady, but doesn't knock him down. Jakey lets him stand there, hitting the ropes himself. Flying Foxtrap Forearm! Cover gets two before O'Brady powers out. Jakey tags back in Lloyd Rees. DDT by Jakey, which lets Lloyd hit the Fresh Water Flip off the top rope! Kiebiech counts... two. Lloyd looks for the Lance Cove Leg Lock... O'Brady's got too much leg strength and twists Lloyd down. He's going for the tag --- Lloyd cuts it off with a vicious elbow to the back of O'Brady's skull. Rees follows it up with a forearm shot to Al Thoes. Thoes rushes into the ring but is cut off by Kiebiech, who orders him back to his corner. Meanwhile! Bayman Jakey and Lloyd Rees choke O'Brady with the tag rope in the ~nFa~ corner. Lloyd taps his head, because he's smarter' den you, b'y. Tag to Jakey. Stomp, stomp, stomp. O'Brady shot to the corner, Jakey rushes in with another big southpaw lariat. O'Brady simply sags back. Bayman Jakey tags back in Lloyd Rees. Double-team coming up! Lloyd grabs Jakey by the wrist across the ring and irish whips his partner into O'Brady... O'Brady explodes out of the corner with a clothesline! Jakey meets Irish lariat at high velocity. The eyes of Lloyd Rees bug out of his head and he rushes O'Brady! Lloyd ducks the clothesline and hits the ropes, tries a spinning heel kick... CAUGHT by O'Brady! He shifts Lloyd and nails a fallaway slam. Can he make the tag? He's reaching, going for it... and hits it! Al Thoes is a scottish houseonfire! POWERslam! POWER clothesline! POWER suplex! The ~nFa~ are being laid out like thai school girls (tm, Toyfare magazine). And now Al Thoes hauls Lloyd Rees up for a POWERbomb. Crap In A Hat (tm, Toyfare magazine)! Jakey clips Al's knee, who drops Lloyd right on Dick Kiebiech! The referee is down! Jakey crashes into O'Brady next, sending him to the floor. Ol' Salty is all over this like a fat kid on Skittles. He shoves Warburton out of his chair and grabs it, sliding into the ring. Jakey and Lloyd both tell Ol' Salty to go for it as Al Thoes begins to get up. Ol' Salty taps the chair on the ground, tees up... AND BLASTS BAYMAN JAKEY IN THE FACE. The crowd is aghast in shock as Ol' Salty cruelly smiles, throwing the chair down. Bayman Jakey sits up, blood streaming from his face, with a look of complete betrayal etched on his craggy newfie features. Lloyd Rees yells at Ol' Salty "Wat ya do t'at for, b'y? Ya don' hit a man wit' a chair like dat!" He grabs the chair and waves it at Salty... WHAM! Fake out! Bayman Jakey takes another chair shot to the face! Lloyd Rees holds the chair up high as Ol' Salty raises his arm... Bayman Jakey is out! But don't you DARE forget about the Celtic Assassins! Thoes & O'Brady are standing right behind Lloyd Rees and Salty. They tap each man on the shoulders. Rees & Salty gulp, and turn around. KABLAM! HEADLOCKS! Rees & Salty flail in the headlocks. Meanwhile, Bayman Jakey is down and out on the ground, his forehead a bloody mess. The Celtic Assassins hold onto their headlocks until Lloyd Rees manages to slip out and under the ropes. He grabs the legs of Ol' Salty and yanks him out. The Assassins yell at them to get back in the ring, but Lloyd has grabbed his Provincial Title belt and takes off with Ol' Salty. O'Brady and Thoes look down the aisle at them, shaking their heads. They turn to leave... and then look back at Bayman Jakey, who is struggling to get up. The crowd isn't sure what to do, but then a small "Celtic Assassins, clap clap clapclapclap" chant breaks out. O'Brady and Thoes don't know what to make of it exactly. They look at Jakey, wondering exactly what to do with the poor betrayed bastard. O'Brady shrugs, and the Celts help Jakey up. Jakey cowers, expecting a CELTIC CRUSHER of the Nth degree. The Celts wave it off, sayin' it's time for the ~nFa~ to be over, and nobody else needs to get hurt because of Lloyd Rees and Ol' Salty. Great display of sportsmanship by the Celtic Assassins tonight, respecting their opponent Bayman Jakey DOUBLE LOW BLOW! Jakey just lowblowed the Celtic Assassins! Even bloody and betrayed, he CAN'T STOP CHEATING. He grins... but hold on. The Celts aren't down. THEY HAVE BALLS OF STEEL AND CAN SHOOT LIGHTNINT FROM THEIR ARSES. The Celts turn around, the crowd now cheering them on wildly. Jakey starts to beg, grinning, saying it was all a gag b'ys! Thoes shakes his head... BAM! The Celts rock Jakey! Thoes sets the man up, O'Brady goes to the top rope! Is it? IT IS! Celtic Crusher connects to the delight of this Action! crowd. Jakey is down and out. Each Celt puts a put on top of Jakey as Kiebiech counts the cover... ONE! TWO! THREE! The Celtic Assassins win the match... and the ~nFa~... is ended! Good night!
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