FRIDAY NIGHT ACTION!09/08/2006
CARTER OWENS vs JUICE Juice is standing awaiting the arrival of his opponent Carter Owens. He's been pacing around for a few minutes now and is a bit agitated at the fact A Little More by Skillet has yet to play. All of a sudden the Chicken Song by AFI fills the arena. A man emerges from the crowd. Dressed in yellow trunks and sporting a yellow mohawk, similar to the one of Terry Taylor. He slides into the ring, Juice bewildered by this mysterious man slowly backs toward the corner of the ring. Could this be Carter Owens? The bell rings and Juice is repeatedly asking where's Carter? The mysterious man replies "right here". The match has officially started? Juice rushes toward the man claiming to be Carter, Juice goes for a clothesline but COUNTER! Carter Owens reverses the clothesline into a Fujiwara Armbar! Juice is screeching from pain, his face grimacing as more pressure is put into the Armbar. Juice might tap! Wait! he got his foot on the rope, the ref makes Owens release the hold but that doesn't stop the assault on Juice! Owens grabs Juice's arm and twists it, he proceeds by lifting Juice to his knees and dragging him to the ropes. Juice is trying to fight back! Juice throws a few punches at Carter Owens only to have his arm twisted again. Juice yelps in pain and Carter Owens has.. climbed to the second rope? He's walking along the second rope what is doing? Carter jumps from the second rope and lands a clubbing blow to Juice's arm and shoulder. Juice is down and whats this? Carter Owens is doing the chicken dance! Wait! Juice is up, he's running toward Carter Owens, Owens ducks the Jumping Knee and Juice rebounds off the ropes and Dropkick by Owens! Owens lifts up Juice and Shoulder Breaker by Owens! Juice is squirming around in pain and Carter Owens is now.. walking around like a chicken?! Juice is up and getting angry, he runs toward Carter only to get a kick to the gut. Carter Owens turns Juice around and CHICKENWING! Its locked in tight! Juice has nothing left!! Juice taps out!! The winner of this match, by submission Carter Owens!
TV TITLE TRIPLE THREAT: All three competitors are in the ring, while rinsgide itself is filled with various hangers-on--Saki for Jeff James, Tim for Mr. Slick, and the massive TVZilla for Wayne Wright! Then the special TV Title bell rings--it's three notes, just like the NBC jingle--and ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE! Wright and James are on the same page--Double Clothesline to Mr. Slick! Double Elbow Drop to the Champion--they must REALLY want him to take the fall! And then James and Wright each back into opposite ropes to rebound into Double Running Senton--well, that wasn't so hot, they basically flew into each other. Jeff James is the first to emerge from the three-man pile-up and takes whatever advantage he can... and right now, it's the stunned Wayne Wright. Dropkick sends Wayne skidding across the ring, and just as Wayne sits himself back up, a running snap neckbreaker takes him back down--not quite a Mr. Perfect, wrong direction. James takes a cover with FEET... One! Two! Junior Referee Henry Andrews stops the count when he sees the illegal leverage. James doesn't even have time to argue with the ref as an insensed Mr. Slick runs up to James and plugs him with a Bicycle Kick. James teeters off of the ropes, stunned, and a one-handed Bulldog takes James down. Mr. Slick covers--but Wayne Wright's there right away to break it up! Wright kicks Slick off, goes to kick him again, although Slick plucks Wright's foot out of the air and twists it into an ankle lock! Wayne flops to the ground, yelping... and unfortunately for Jeff James, HE'S the ground Wright lands on. James struggles to get the oafish Wright off of him as Slick gets to his feet, twisting Wayne's ankle... James looks up in horror as he sees Wayne's hand ready to come tapping down, so he grabs Wright's hand in mid-air to stop him from submitting! But Wayne's trying to tap out with his other hand--still stuck under Wayne, James has to hold THAT arm up, too! Wayne Wright BAWLS in pain as he WANTS to submit, but CAN'T... but hang on! Andrews checks James' shoulders! THEY'RE DOWN! The ref drops to count him, and Jeff James' face switches to pure HORROR as he realizes he's screwed in ONE! TWO!~ Jeff James HURLS his arms up and wraps Wright's head in a tight headlock! Wright snakes his arm out and TAPS!!! Andrews sees the submission--but sees two holds! He looks back and forth at Slick and James--he's CONFUSED! He can't count a victory! Mr. Slick catches on to what's happening--after all, Wayne Wright's tapping faster than Gregory Hines, but the match isn't ending--so he KICKS Wright out of everyone's grasp and falls on James, letting fly with punches! Andrews starts issuing a warning, but now JAMES comes back with punches! One stiff one stuns Slick, busting his lip and allowing James to slip out from under him--James POUNCES back at Slick--WHAMMO! Jeff James just got his HEAD knocked off--what happened? MR. SLICK USED HIS BRASS KNUCKS, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED! And the ref didn't SEE it because Wright, blind from pain, is clutching onto him! Mr. Slick slips the knucks back into his boot, and then gives a signal to Tim at ringside--what's Tim doing? He's fetching a steel chair from ringside! Grinning devilishly, Tim winds up to throw it in--SAKI! Saki just rounded the corner and BLASTED Tim with his bat! SAKI'S BEATING THE HELL OUT OF TIM! AND TVZILLA'S FACE JUST ATE FOUR RED SQUARES, THEN SPIT OUT THREE GREEN CIRCLES! AND NOW WHAT!?!? IS THAT MR. SLICK'S DOUBLE SLIDING OUT FROM UNDER THE RING? The Double takes advantage of the confusion and runs into the ring--and Mr. Slick gets out! Then he dives underneath the ring--what a low-down dirty cheat! Slick's double hovers over Jeff James, grinning like a creep, then softens him up with a couple of boot shots to the face--WAIT A MINUTE! It's WAYNE WRIGHT! He spins the Double around... CHOP! CHOP! Wayne Wright, lighting the Double's chest up... HEADBUTT! The Double falls--here it comes--THE WRIGHT WAY! Wayne Wright's submission is locked on... and the Double has nowhere to go! The Double eyes the ropes, they're so far away! Jeff James props himself up, looks at Wright and the Double, then keeps looking around--he sees Saki, who tells him which side of the ring to get to! Saki dives under the OTHER side, screaming and swinging his bat... the Double's hand is quavering... Mr. Slick BAILS out from under the ring and climbs back in to get away from Saki--BUT STRAIGHT INTO THE JAMES EFFECT! James BLASTED Mr. Slick... BUT IT'S TOO LATE! THE DOUBLE TAPS... ANDREWS ISN'T COUNTING IT! He remembers the busted lip! JAMES COVERS THE REAL DEAL... ONE! TWO! THREE! Wayne Wright looks ready to cry... but the NEW TV CHAMPION IS JEFF JAMES! NIGHTMARE vs DAVID BANKS Banks and Nightmare lock up as soon as the bell rings, but the bigger man gets the advantage. Nightmare whips his opponent into the turnbuckle and then follows up with a BIG splash, knocking the wind out of Banks who stumbles into the middle of the ring. Nightmare follows it up with a chop block, and Banks falls to the mat, clutching his left knee. David Banks gets one, two, three stomps to the face from the size twelve boot before the referee can pull Nightmare away from him. Banks gets to his hands and knees, and Nightmare helps him to his feet and into another Irish whip - HARD shoulderbreaker! And now Nightmare applies the crossface chicken-wing! David Banks STRAINS hard with every muscle in his body, and SOMEHOW he pulls himself to the ropes with a 280-lb monster on his back! The referee calls for the rope break, and Nightmare grudgingly relents. As Banks uses the ropes to try and pull himself to his feet, Nightmare takes advantage of the situation by using the ropes to choke the smaller man! The referee starts a five count, but Nightmare only needs four, and lets go. The referee starts to lecture Nightmare, saying he's only got one more warning, but Nightmare pays him no heed, and goes after Banks again, who's resting up against the ropes. Nightmare pulls him to the center of the ring, and gets ready for the double-arm DDT -- but Banks blocks it! SNAP SUPLEX! Nightmare's on the mat for the first time in this match, but he gets right back up -- ANOTHER SNAP SUPLEX! David Banks getting the momentum back, as Nightmare gets up again, a little more groggy this time. David Banks gets behind the sluggish giant and gets in one German suplex, then another, then ANOTHER! Nightmare doesn't know where he is any more, and rolls to his stomach to try and get to his feet, but David Banks grabs on for the ankle lock and it's all over! Nightmare taps out! PURE HONOUR TITLE: DEXTRO (C) vs DEZ CARTER It is time for the Kiniski Cup to be defended. These two men, the champion and the challenger, have met many times in the past, and always has Dextro come out on top. In the finals of the Pure Honor tournament, it was Dextro defeating Dez Carter to earn his title shot against Patrick Bickle. The referee for the contest is John Sharplin, reminding both men of the Pure Honor division rules. There's a handshake, and the bell. Asuka Katusagari on the outside claps for her man. The wrestlers circle each other, tie-up. Dextro with an arm wringer. Carter... rolls forward to untwist the arm, flipping Dextro to the canvas. Dextro sits up, but Carter... lets fly a STIFF kick to the small of the back. Dextro oohs in pain, Dez Carter whirls around and catches him in the butt of the jaw with his heel! Dextro gets knocked back, and now Dez Carter immediately looking for the Stretch Plumb. He could end it now, but Dextro quickly hooks his arm around the ropes. The champion surprised by Dez Carter's opening flurry, using a rope break to stop the momentum. Back up now, another tie-up. Dextro again takes the advantage, the superior technical wrestler, and he yells out to the crowd. Probably profanity. Dez Carter again attempts to roll through, but Dextro releases the hand this time. Carter returns to his feet, spins around, and gets caught by a Dexplex! Owens pops back up and rushes in with a strong style lariat --- Dextro ducks low, both men rearrange, and another DexPlex sends Carter flying to the outside! Sharplin begins to make his ten count, and Dez Carter, it looks like he landed hard on the outside. Asuka is encouraging him, but Carter may have bashed the back of his skull on the concrete when he hit. The count is up to five... Dextro is on the corner as Dez Carter tries to shake the cobwebs loose. His eyes are slightly glazed over, clearly he is hurt. At eleven, Carter manages to spill back into the ring, literally stumbling in over the second rope. This is not good, Carter could be concussed! However, he's choosing to continue the match, and here's Dextro. The former Meth Orphan, he's addicted to PURE HONOR now... he grabs Dez! Fisherman's Suplex... connects! Dextro holds on, Mr. Perfect-style for the pin, ONE, TWO, Carter kicks out. He's not moving with great speed though, obviously his head is hurting. Dextro has his man, he sees the weakness of Dez Carter and he's going to exploit it. He picks the man up... BRAINNNNNBUSTAHHHHHH. Stalling style, making the blood rush all the way to Dez Carter's head before spiking him. Carter is down, and Dextro begins to climb. He's on the top rope, the crowd standing in expectation! Dextro leans back slightly, then springs forward with amazing speed and spin. Picture perfect 450 splash, and that's going to be all for Dez Carter. One, two, threennnnno! Dez Carter uses a rope break at the last minute, getting his foot on the bottom rope. Dextro leans back on his knees, groaning. The crowd thought that was it as well. Dextro says that's it, it's over. He pulls Dez Carter to his feet, the man is absolutely out of it. Double-underhook behind, here comes the Meth Bust, he twists... wait a minute! Dextro slips his arms out of Dez's, then sticks them back up but in a different position! The position for the DRAGON SUPLEX! HE GETS IT! Dextro flies backwards, crashing onto his shoulders and head! Asuka begins jumping up and down on the outside, slapping the canvas in rhythm. The crowd? DEEPLY into the match, clapping louder and louder! Both men are down, both men are getting up, this is it! This is going to be the finish! The champion and challenger regain their feet, and then... Dextro unloads a straight right hand! The referee issues a warning, but Dextro clearly wants to win this and win it NOW. He fires another right hand, that'll cost him a rope break --- Dextro blocks it! Toe-kick, TIGER DRIVER --- Dextro gets his arms free and uses a double leg-take down on Carter, dumping the man on his back, flipping over for a wheelbarrow pinfall, ONE, TWO... Carter bridges up off of the canvas! Unbelievable agility! He twists around, laying in a stiff kick to the ribs of Dextro. OVERDRIVE attempt! Dextro pulled onto Dez's shoulders, but Dextro slips out! German suplex, Carter fights it, firing a back elbow into Dextro's head. Carter pauses just for a moment, then spins through the air and catches Dextro on the side of the head with his booted foot! Dextro staggers, dazed --- and Dez Carter hoists the man up onto his shoulders and hits the OVERDRIVE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! He covers the man, hooks the leg... ONE! TWO! THREE! Unbelievable match! Unbelievable match! Dez Carter finally beats Dextro... and he does it in the most important match of their rivalry! Dez Carter is the new Pure Honor Champion! With the Kiniski Cup in hand, Dez Carter hops out to ringside and gives Asuka a HUGE hug... and Asuka's actually being NICE to him! She raises her client's free hand, beaming, as they both head back up the ramp to the back... meanhile, Dextro looks like he's still in shock! The Kiniski Cup meant to MUCH to him... and if that's not bad enough, North T Gunderson (!) appears on the video screen!
THUNDER: "Lemondrop" Lloyd Rees! In case you’ve forgotten, my name is North T Gunderson, and I’m the guy you seem to be ducking! I understand why you wouldn’t want to face me on the same night as D! It really sucks lose two title matches in one night. Trust me, I know. But really, having your buddy Winchell bust me down to fight Noobies week in and week out is pretty sad. So I’ll tell you what, me b'ye, go fight D! And when you’ve recovered from the beating he’s going to give you and that little sardine in your pants, nut up like a real man and I’ll be waiting. And the screen goes black, leaving a wild-eyed Dextro in the ring. HANDICAP ELIMINATION MATCH: KENNY "THE COLOSSAL" KRENSHOV vs THE ROYAL FOUNDATION "ATTACK" and out walks a monster of a man. With his manager Eli Potts, Kenny "The Colossal" Krenshov enters the arena with a purpose and is showing no fear. He waits for his opponents. AKForty lets loose "Royal Foundation" and the boos begin to reign down. Prince Darko and Thomas Young come out. Thomas holds up two fingers then points at himself and Darko. Then he holds up one finger and points at The Colossal.They enter the ring. Morgan Smythe is the referee. She calls for the bell and Thomas Young starts it out against Krenshov. Thomas asks Kenny to go for a test of strength. Kenny laughs, but obliges. Thomas looks up at Kenny, and they lock knuckles. As soon as that happens Prince calls Morgan over, and Thomas kicks Kenny in the balls. He follows it up with an elbow to Kenny's head, who is on one knee. Kenny still on one knee receives a big boot to his head. Kenny is rocked backward and is finally down. But he gets up really fast. Thomas looks surprised at Kenny him being up all ready. A tag to Darko follows. Darko looks uneasy but comes in. He comes up to Kenny and they lock up. Kenny quickly throws him to the ground. Darko looks up at him and shoots at a leg. Kenny lays a boot to his head. Darko gets knocked back. Kenny doesn't let up and picks Darko up. He throws him to the turnbuckle and runs after him. He misses the big splash. Darko moved and when Krenshov turns around he gets dropkicked back. Darko climbs up the turnbuckle, and lays in the punches. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, Kenny takes a seventh punch. Darko looks to the crowd and smiles, WAIT- He gets thrown off. Darko gets off the mat quick and runs at Kenny. Kenny meets him with a boot, and Darko is knocked out. Thomas comes in and Kenny hits a Fallaway Slam. Thomas lands outside. Kenny picks up Darko and TOTAL ECLIPSE!!! The count from Morgan: ONE! TWO!! THREE!!! PRINCE DARKO IS ELIMINATED!!! Thomas crawls back in the ring. Kenny leg-drops the back of Young's head. He covers. ONE! TWO!! FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE. Kenny backs off and waits for Thomas Young to get up. Young finally does. Kenny charges at Thomas, who uses his speed to avoid the clothesline. Thomas kicks Kenny in the stomach, and follows with a DDT on Krenshov. Young continues the assault with punches and boots. Young then chokes Kenny. Morgan counts for the break: One, Two, Three, Four... He breaks it. Then does it again. He breaks at four. Kenny is gasping for air. Thomas has finally got the advantage over the huge Krenshov. Thomas locks on the Royal Clutch with Kenny on his knees. Kenny is still fighting. He is hanging on. Then his fight leaves. Kenny's free arm falls. Morgan comes into check on him. THE ARM FALLS ONCE! THE ARM FALLS TWICE!! THE ARM FALLS THRE- NO IT DOESN'T. The match continues. Kenny gets on one knee. He elbows the stomach of Young and is freed. Young bounces off the ropes and nails a double Ax handles smash to Kenny. Kenny goes down to one knee again. Thomas bounces again and runs past him, hitting the other ropes. He comes back with an attempt at a clothesline... But it is reversed into a Black Hole Slam, with shades of TNA's Abyss. The cover. ONE! TWO!! TWO AND A HALF, A KICK-OUT FROM YOUNG!!! Thomas some how, someway kicked out. Kenny doesn't waste time. He picks him up and goes for an Elevated Stalling Powerslam. He nails it. He looks for the pin. Wait he can't cover. Young rolls to the outside. Eli Potts tries to pick him up to send him to the wolf. Eli gets popped for his efforts. Thomas gets back in and tries to avoid Kenny. He is trying to play keep away to wear the big man down. Kenny doesn't bite. He stands in the corner, and points at his wrist signaling "I've Got All Night." Thomas calms down and then we see the newly crowned NAPW Television Champion make his way to the ring. Kenny turns his attention to him and Young attacks. He splashes the back of Krenshov and jumps on the second rope. He hits a impact Reverse DDT. He makes the cover. ONE! TWO!! THR- Thomas is thrown off. Thomas goes to the second rope again and nails a leg-drop that MISSES! Kenny gets up and hits a running boot to Thomas. Jeff James gets on the ring apron. He points at his TV belt, but Kenny ignores him. Jeff gets down, when Morgan Smythe admonishes him. Kenny picks up Thomas and HUGE SPINEBUSTER, Batista style, on Thomas. The pin... Doesn't take place, because Jeff James is on the apron and he spits at Kenny. Morgan Smythe is making him leave. She is letting him have it too, as he tries to smooth things over. Morgan is out of the ring as Jeff backs up. He argues with her. She is half way up the ramp. OH NO, Prince Darko through the crowd. He hits the ring. Kenny turns around into a Running DDT. Thomas gets up and they nail a double Fisherman's Buster on Kenny. Darko darts from the ring. Morgan is making her way back. He covers Kenny. Morgan gets in the ring. ONE! TWO!! THRE- NO WAY! Kenny kicked out. Thomas looks stunned. He gets something out of his boot. It's a chain, and he is hiding it. Kenny gets up and Thomas waits. He comes over and BAM! What a right hand, with some steel help. Morgan didn't see it. Kenny is out. Thomas covers. ONE! TWO!! FEET ON THE ROPE!!! Too bad they're Young's. THREE!!! Morgan Smythe didn't see the feet either. She wasn't on top of things, but Jeff James pissed her off, and is probably the cause. Darko and Jeff come out and help Thomas celebrate a robbery of a win. Eli is still knocked out--poor guy has a glass jaw. But Kenny is up and PISSED. And the last broadcast image is that of a homicidal giant watching his three roguish rivals party up the entrance ramp.
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