TUESDAY. NIGHT. FIGHTS.09/19/2006THE LONG AWAITED TRAILER Josh Reynolds is backstage with Leland Conrad. JOSH REYNOLDS: So Leland, this is the moment we've all been waiting for. What can we expect? LELAND CONRAD: Well Josh, I just got the tape delivered to me this afternoon. Let me tell you, this will catapult the Assassins into the mainstream! I mean, sure, The Rock's movie may have debuted at number one this weekend, but the Celtic Assassins' film will leave "Gridiron Gang" in the dust! JOSH REYNOLDS: Well, here it is ladies and gentlemen! Screen goes to black. The logo for "Sony Pictures Classics" Comes on screen. Cut to a shot of cliffs over a raging sea. A man and woman stand at the edge, looking at the horizon. VOICE OVER: In a life filled with heartache and distrust, sometimes you have to find a refuge. WOMAN: I could stand here with you forever. MAN: Don't talk, just let the silence envelop us! Cut to a lush garden, where the man and woman are enjoying a picnic. VOICE OVER: Two people in love have managed to find that refuge, but little do they know what awaits them... MAN: I love you. WOMAN: I'm dying! Man's face fills with tears. Bobby O'Brady, in a butler's outfit, walks over. BOBBY O'BRADY: More tea sir? MAN: Tea? My wife just told me she's dying! Get out! You're fired! BOBBY O'BRADY: Yes sir. O'Brady leaves. Cut to man and woman in a limousine. Al Thoes is the driver. VOICE OVER: They thought they could shut out the material world, but they couldn't shut out the hands of time! MAN: Don't worry my love, we'll get you to the hospital, and everything will be fine! WOMAN: No it won't. But I'll have this time with you to cherish forever... Al THOES: Runnin' low on gas sir. Just need to make a stop here. VOICE OVER: This fall, Sony Pictures Classics presents a love story for all time. "The Quiet Retreat". From famed director Kurt Von Heckenliable. In theaters everywhere October 18th. Cut back to JOSH REYNOLDS and LELAND CONRAD. JOSH REYNOLDS: So, you really think wrestling fans will flock to a movie like this? LELAND CONRAD: I think it's foolish to underestimate the intelligence of the wrestling fan. Sure, there are no explosions. No nudity. But there is a story. One that any person can relate to. Not just a wrestling fan. I think you'll be quite surprised at the reaction this movie gets. CONRAD walks off. AL THOES and BOBBY O'BRADY enter the frame. AL THOES: We did try and tell him. We only did this movie to avoid a lawsuit. JOSH REYNOLDS: Did he even watch... AL and BOBBY shake their heads. "No" BOBBY O'BRADY: He's enthusiastic, we'll give him that. JOSH REYNOLDS: But when it comes to wrestling... AL THOES: That's our job. And we're always ready to take care of that. Come on Bobby, we got a match to win. AL and BOBBY walk off, leaving a fairly confused JOSH REYNOLDS behind. JOSH REYNOLDS: And be sure to catch "The Quiet Retreat" if it hits a theater this fall! ... I mean, come on, will any theater pick that up? ... We're still on?
Yellow Chicken is walking all over the ring, squawking and strutting around like a madman. Dextro decides, for whatever reason, that now is a good time toÉ pet him? BAM! Head-butt to Dextro. DDT to the former Pure Honor champion, who bounces up and lands a MONSTER CLOTHESLINE! Elbow drop to follow, and now both competitors are up on their feet. Fisherman Suplex! One, Two, easy kick-out. Dextro now goes for a right hand, but itŐs ducked and The Yellow Chicken connects with a perfect Shoulder Breaker. Dextro is in pain, but heŐs not going down without a fight! HeŐs on his feet and drives a knee into The Yellow ChickenŐs gutÉ DEXPLEX! Dextro gets up and flaunts to the crowdÉThe Yellow Chicken IS UP BEHIND HIM! ŇCLUCK CLUCK!Ó THIS GUY IS WACKED! BOOM BOOM BOOM, rights and lefts connect and The Chicken, formerly known as Carter Owens, Irish whips Dex into the corner! COCK OF THE WALK! Now the shoulder is really hurting, especially after a running knee to the shoulder and painful arm-drag! The Yellow Chicken is looking for the kill! He locks in his Cross-face Chicken wing, which is kind of funny when you consider that a guy who thinks heŐs actually a chicken uses a move with that name as his finish, but back to action. Dextro canŐt reach the ropes! The Yellow Chicken is pecking the HELL out of Dex, yelling for him to tap! NO WAY IN HELL DEX TAPSÉbut he didnŐt have to! Dextro is out cold, from the head-butts and the ref calls for the bell! The Yellow Chicken WINS BY TKO! The Yellow Chicken celebrates UNTIL Jeff James comes down and sneaks in the ring. TV TITLE: MEET CHICKEN'S SKULL!! Jeff James smirks and walks out. The Yellow Chicken gets to his feet, and the crowd gives him an awesome ovation. Those two will fight on Action! for the TV title.
Sexy Adorable Drunks! Celtic Assassins! Superstar Rules! The teams stare off and Dick Kiebiech calls for the bell. Tommy rushes Al and Paul nails Bobby. Lefts and rights are being exchanged, it's a pier six brawl from the get go. Tommy and Al stay in the ring. Bobby gets the advantage and clotheslines Kid Paul over the top rope. He follows to the outside. KKP grabs a nearby fans soda and throws into the eyes of Bobby O'Brady. O'Brady is temporarily blinded. Back inside the ring Deathrow body-slams Al Thoes. He turns Al over and drops a leg-drop to the back of Al's neck. The cover: One... Two.. not even a close. The strong Thoes is out at two. KKP tries to DDT Bobby on the floor, but it's reversed into a Northern Light Suplex. He picks up the hurting Paul and applies a HEADLOCK!! The crowd is going crazy. He is squeezing the life out of poor KKP. Tommy sees what is going on and hurls himself to the outside with a suicide dive. All three men are down. Al Thoes is up looks around and heads to the opposite side of the ring. He grabs a steel chair and returns to the ring. KKP is the first man up and he goes into the ring. Al attempts a major chair shot but KKP ducks it and lands a Big Boot into the chair knocking it into the face of Al. The Superstar is on the outside of the ring and is trying to pick up Bobby. Bobby gets up, knocks Tommy back with a good right hand and Tommy is in the first row of ringside. Bobby and Tommy brawl through the crowd. Al is in the ring getting setup for the CRACK ROCK STEADY. He is tied in the ropes and KKP applies the arm-breaker and Al is in pain. These two men will battle again in three days on Action!, part of the Teamsters four-way. Paul releases the hold and begins to lay the boots into Al Thoes. Tommy and Bobby have made it to the concession stand. Tommy grabs a mustard bottle and squirts it into the eyes of Bobby. Once again Bobby is blinded. In the ring Al Thoes finally drops to the mat. KKP with the cover. One... Two... Foot on the ropes! KKP can't believe it. He picks up Al and sets him up for The Bottle Opener. He gets blocked and Al grabs the wrists of KKP. He separates the hands and drives his ass into the midsection of Paul. Al turns around and hits a devastating Power Clothesline. Back outside the ring Tommy is getting nailed with a trash bag full of popcorn, and the kernels are flying. Bobby is covered with mustard. Tommy has popcorn on him. It's pandemonium. Don't forget to watch "Quiet Retreat" when it hits your neighbor's trash can after going straight to DVD. Back to action in the ring. Al Thoes is grabbing a table from outside the ring. Tommy clotheslines Bobby in the concessions and it's time for TNT! TOTAL NONSTOP TOMMY! Al sets up the table inside the ring. He then picks up KKP, and power-slams him. He covers One... Two... KKP gets a shoulder up. Tommy is finished with Bobby and is coming back to ringside. Al Thoes has a power chin-lock on Paul. Tommy gets in the ring and damn near separates Al's head from his body, with a strong kick. Bobby is up and weary, he is making his way toward the ring. In the ring: Tommy applies the Sweaty Ball Claw on Thoes... Or does he? Al yells out "I'm wearing a cup" and then blasts Tommy in the head with a punch. He follows it with boot to the stomach. He picks Tommy up for a Power-bomb, but Tommy rakes Al's eyes in mid air and Al falls back-wards. Tommy stays on Al. One... Two... Bobby in for the save. KKP grabs the chair and blasts Bobby in the back. He takes him to the corner and lays in some boots. Tommy puts Al on the table. He goes and gets a chair from ringside. He climbs the top rope. He flies New Jack style nailing Al in the head with the chair, crashing him through the table. The crowd goes crazy. Tommy isn't moving. The replay shows the chair bouncing back off the mat and hitting Deathrow in the head. He is out cold. Paul goes over to check on Tommy. He can't wake him up. Bobby O'Brady from behind with a school boy on KKP. One... Two... THREE!! The Celtic Assassins have won. Bobby celebrates. Paul grabs the chair and is going to plant Bobby with it. He is being a sore loser. WAIT FROM THE CROWD. It's Rod Hardway of Stiff Competition. He grabs the chair from KKP. Paul looks pissed. Then Rod puts his three hundred pound body into one big swing of the chair. He knocks the hell out of: BOBBY O'BRADY! Dutch Flanagan from the back. He sits on the top rope and Rod feeds him the near dead Bobby. DURTY WAY BOMB! They spit on Bobby and pick Al. DURTY WAY BOMB ON AL THOES. They spit on him as well and the crowd is booing the hell out of Stiff Competition.
Mark Millar and Patrick Kidd stand a few feet apart as the ref, John Sharplin holds the 10 foot long leather strap in his hand and attach's one end to The MooseŐs wrist. As soon as it is attached Mark pulls the strap away from Sharplin and tries to whip Kidd with it, but Kidd slides out of the ring, and Sharplin yells at Millar telling him if he doesnŐt cooperate and let him attach KiddŐs wrist to the strap the match won't happen. Millar hands the strap back to Sharplin. Kidd slides into the ring and lets him attach the strap to his wrist. As soon as Kidd is attached Millar yanks the strap forward and Kidd almost levels Sharplin, but is able to swing out of the way, but Millar pulls him in by yanking on the strap again and then levels him with a clothesline. Kidd hits the mat and The Moose immediately starts whipping him with the strap. Kidd rolls out of the way before Millar can whip him again and rolls behind The Moose using the strap to trip him. Kidd attempts to whip Millar, but Millar moves out of the way and rolls up his feet and tries to run away forgetting heŐs attached to the strap and Kidd yanks him back. Kidd hits him with a standing dropkick. Kidd quickly grabs MillarŐs leg and tries to hog tie him, but The Moose kicks him in the shin and takes him down with a drop toe hold and then hops on his back and starts choking Kidd with the strap. Kidd tries to get his fingers underneath the strap but to no avail. Kidd then reaches out for the ropes and realizes that the thought is useless since the standard rules are not in effect. Kidd then does the next best thing and reaches back and gives The Moose an old fashioned thumb to the eye. Millar lets go of the strap and grabs his eye and Kidd immediately rolls over unwrapping the strap from his neck and sends both feet into MillarŐs groin sending him flying back to the mat holding his crotch. Kidd then takes the strap and starts whipping Millar in the legs and knees with the theory if his legs swell up he canŐt walk and if he canŐt walk heŐs easy pickings. Kidd pulls the strap hand over hand bringing the Moose to him and then pulling him up by his hair and setting him up for a pile-driver, but Millar over powers him and sends him over his shoulders with a back body drop, but Millar didnŐt realize that Kidd had pulled in the strap, so when he flipped Kidd over his back, Kidd pulled on the strap sending him to the mat as well. Moose then smiled as he got to his feet and pulled the strap and whipped Kidd across the back repeatedly until he started to bleed. Moose then pulled Kidd in close in a belly to belly suplex position and drops him neck first across the ropes and slams him into the mat with the Stun Gun, the same move he used to defeat Kidd in their last match. Millar quickly goes for a pin. One Two Kick out The Moose is shocked and Kidd is pissed. He springs up to his feet holding his neck for a moment then as Moose gets to his feet. Kidd punches him right in the chest and then hits him with a spinning back breaker. Kidd looks at the fallen Moose and drags him by the strap over to the corner then climbs the turnbuckles as the fans cheer, but the cheers turn to boos as Moose stumbles to his feet and charges the ropes sending Kidd crashing to the outside. Millar reaches through the ropes and wraps the strap around KiddŐs neck and then tries to pull him back into the ring. Kidd claws at the strap as it is choking the life out of him, then he goes limp. Moose grabs Kidd by the hair to pull him into the ring, but when Kidd is pulled up to the apron Millar realizes Kidd was trying to play possum as well so he wouldnŐt get choked out. Kidd swings Moose, but ducks the shot and yanks on the leather strap sending Kidd tumbling into the ring. Moose drops an elbow on Kidd then grabs the strap and goes to whip Kidd across the face with it. Wait! Kidd blocks it grabbing the strap and pulling The Moose close, then monkey flipping him. Kidd then gets to his feet and hits Millar with a swinging neck-breaker out of desperation. Both men lay on the mat trying to catch their breath. The Moose gets to his feet first and pulls Kidd into another belly to belly in an attempt to go for another stun gun, but Kidd smashes him in the face with a head-butt and then points to the sky signaling for TonyŐs specialized version of the Stun Gun known as the ChildeŐs Play. Kidd lifts Moose up for a vertical suplex but drops him forward bouncing his feet off the ropes and spinning him around slamming him to the mat, and hooking the leg for the pin. One Two Three Your Winner, the Outlaw Patrick Kidd. Kidd gets to his feet as Sharplin unhooks the leather strap from Mark Millar. Kidd motions for a mic, as the ref unhooks Kidd from the strap. He keeps the strap. KIDD: Funny thing is I came here to get away from all the violence and to get back to the wrestling. To see fans who enjoyed the sport for what it once was and I have spent the past few weeks showing people like Moose boy how hardcore I am... Well not next week. Kidd throws the leather strap out into the crowd for a lucky fan to have a souvenir. KIDD: Last week I wrestled Tommy Deathrow under his rules, and showed him that I could not only survive, I could beat him at his own game. Now next week we will see if Mr. Deathrow can survive outside of his element in a Pure Honor match. See you next week Tommy, be prepared.
It's Darko and Hatchet starting off--the beefy Hatchet pushes the Prince back with a boisterous shove. Darko doesn't like it, but eats more shove. He steels up his face, reminds Hatchet to treat royalty with RESPECT, then advances on him only to be shoved back again--Darko takes the momentum, rebounds off the ropes, and hurls his shoulder into Hatchet's gut. This winds the thicker man, knocking him back--Fireman's Carry allows Darko to take him off his feet. Chicken-wing arm-lock applied to Hatchet, but the big man slides to the bottom rope to force the break. Darko sneers, gives his opponent one final WRENCH and rolls off of Hatchet. Disgusted, he tags in Thomas Young--Young bolts in, pops the risen Hatchet good with a closed fist, and then SNAP SUPLEX onto the mat. Hatchet writhes from the impact, and Young wastes little time hoisting the Calgarian up for another go-round. Hatchet desperately counters with a HEAD-BUTT, stunning Young, and then a stiff Clothesline sends him to the boards. Hatchet grunts and drops a MEATY elbow onto Young's face, cover gets him a ONE! Hatchet snorts and tags in Fixer. Young finds his feet but only to eat DROPKICK... Young flies back and flops back against the second rope. Fixer gets that look in his eye, then runs to the far ropes for speed--here it comes--RUNNING BASEMENT DROPKICK--CLANG! Young got out of the way of that one, what with Fixer taking his sweet time... and Mister B. swatted Fixer's feet with a chair! The ref checks to see what's happened, but B.'s dropped the chair like a hot potato and looks as confused as everyone else! Oh, Mister B., you're a scamp! Fixer, on the mat, nurses his ankles, but Young's ready to go--he tags in Darko and buys them five seconds of legal double-team. Young starts hauling Fixer up by his ankles... Fixer reactively grabs the ropes... and Darko Leapfrogs over Young--DROPS THOSE KNEES! It's the ROYAL LEAPFROG, and Fixer crumples like a soggy leaf! BUT WAIT A MINUTE! Hatchet's back in the ring, and he's just Shoulder Blocked Young in the spine--sneak attack! And by the time Darko's ready for him--he's being whipped into the corner turnbuckle--SPLASH! Hatchet crushes Darko in the corner. Hatchet slaps his partner back to life, and groggily, Fixer goes to meet Darko as he stumbles out of the corner--RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Hatchet rolls out of the ring to get the ref off his back, meanwhile, Fixer's still legal and covers Darko! ONE! TWO! KICK-OUT! Fixer is FURIOUS at the thought of not getting the win here... he starts berating the ref for all it's worth! Meanwhile, Hatchet sneaks back into the ring, softening Darko up... he hauls the Prince up, and slaps on the BEARHUG... the ref turns around and starts warning Hatchet, but Fixer's running off the ropes, ORDER UP A MOE GREEN SP--THOMAS YOUNG! WITH THAT BIG BOOT! He just NAILED Fixer before he could hit the Inverted Bulldog! Darko, meanwhile, Bell Claps Hatchet to break the hold... and slides into the Full Nelson! Thomas Young has brought enough Boots for two--ROYALLY DONE! Hatchet nearly has his head knocked off--here's the cover--NOTHING! Hatchet's not legal. Darko scrambles to cover Fixer... ONE! TWO! THREE! The Royal Foundation have taken it! The NAPW monitors flare to life, and there's Kyle Roberts looking into a camera. KYLE ROBERTS: We on? Cool. Hey! Royal Foundation! Look here! For weeks now, Bruce and I seem to be the whipping boys for any tag team that's gunning for our tag team titles. Been there, done that! Kyle walks back to reveal Bruce Richards with a shopping bag. They're outside somewhere beside a cage. BRUCE RICHARDS: For some reason, once you found out that you were the number one contenders for the tag titles, you've been ranting on and on about the Royal Cage. I'm sorry to say that it's never going to happen, because we're already successfully defended our titles against you. You think a few beatdowns are going to make us change our minds? KYLE ROBERTS: So we've decided to show you a Royal Cage of our own. Have you guys ever been to the Valley Zoo? Oh, it's certainly a nice place. They've got a lot of animals here, including the majestic lion. King of the beasts, right? BRUCE RICHARDS: While you were facing off against the Calgary Connection, Kyle and I took the liberty of entering your dressing room. Darko, you certainly have a lot of expensive suits, don't you? (Bruce pulls a black suit out of the shopping bag.) If you want to see this suit again, maybe you should come down here and face us. KYLE ROBERTS: Meh, you know what? (Kyle tosses the suit into the lion cage behind him.) Whoopsie! My bad! Whatever shall you do? The camera cuts back to Prince Darko, who's threatening to kill Kyle. KYLE ROBERTS: No matter, you've still got a few more right? (Kyle pulls out another suit from the bag and drops it into the cage as well.) Well, call me Mister Butterfingers. I don't know what I'm doing! The camera cuts back to a livid, almost foaming-at-the-mouth Darko. BRUCE RICHARDS: Don't think we've forgotten about you, Thomas. Truth is, though, you're just a bodyguard for the prince there. Why would you have any worldly possessions in your locker room? Smart, Thomas. KYLE ROBERTS: Yeah, you got off easy. But then, you were born in Montreal, so we decided there's nothing you'd hate more than us wasting a perfectly good poutine. (Kyle pulls out a foam container and drops it into the cage.) Happy eats, Mister Lion! Thomas Young grabs a mic from ringside. THOMAS YOUNG: What are you guys talking about? I'm not French. KYLE ROBERTS: I'm sorry, Tho-mah, I can't really understand you too well. It must be that outraygeeus Francophone hack-sent. Vive la Quebec Libre! THOMAS YOUNG: I live in the United States, (BLEEP)s! KYLE ROBERTS: Je suis un pamplemousse. Non, non, Monsieur Thomas est un singe du cirque. Il fait des grands tours. THOMAS YOUNG: I don't even KNOW french, Roberts! Stop it! KYLE ROBERTS: Don't get me wrong, Tho-mah, I always knew you were one smelly bastard. I just completely forgot it was simply you living down to your heritage. THOMAS YOUNG: Dammit, Roberts! When Darko and I find you- BRUCE RICHARDS: You'll what? Put us to sleep with your monotone rantings? Try to cook us a horrible meal? Lock us in a room with a copy of "The Royal Foundation's Greatest Promos?" KYLE ROBERTS: God, Bruce, don't give the guy ideas! BRUCE RICHARDS: Thomas, it looks like you'd better calm your employer down there. He seems a little angry. PRINCE DARKO: You sons of bitches! I'll kill you! KYLE ROBERTS: I don't think so, Darko. You see these belts? It's the last time you'll be seeing them! Because you two don't deserve another chance to fail against the New and Improved D-X! Bruce, hand me another ten-thousand-dollar suit. Then the buzzkill he is, Joesph Winchell III walks out, killing the buzz. JOSEPH WINCHELL III: You know something, I've been losing ratings and money from events ever since you two asses won those belts back. A changing of the guard is coming and there's nothing you can do about it. The Royal Foundation are now named the NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS and will have a Royal Cage match versus The New and Improved DX at Hostile Hangover... and it's for the NAPW TAG TEAM TITLES! So suck on that! Oh and both teams might want to keep watching... Winchell smiles. DX are pissed. The Royal Foundation are happy despite being minus some clothes, because they will get what they have pleaded for, thanks to Winchell III.
Both Simply Beautiful and Dez Carter walk to the center of the ring, stare each other in the eye and shake hands. The match is on! Both men initiate a collar elbow tie up and Vertical Suplex! NO! Simply Beautiful lands on his feet and Falling Neck-breaker! Simply Beautiful wants to end this quickly and jumps for a cover. ONE...TWO.. Shoulder up! Both men quick to their feet for another tie-up. But this time Simply Beautiful gets advantage and Double Under-hook Powerbo- Simply Beautiful can't get him up! Back Body Drop by Dez Carter! Carter goes for the legs and STF! Simply Beautiful is searching for ropes. He can't seem to reach! He lifts himself up about an inch and gives his all. Simply Beautiful has used his first rope break! Dez Carter lets go and is up to his feet. He waits for Simply Beautiful to get up. Simply Beautiful is up and is greeted with a closed fist to the temple! Simply Beautiful returns the favor with a closed fist! The referee issues a warning on both wrestlers Dez Carter throws a fist but Simply Beautiful ducks and Swinging Neck-breaker! He goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Shoulder Up! Wait! Simply Beautiful grabs the arm Dez Carter just threw in the air and Painkiller! The Fujiwara Arm-bar is locked in tight and Dez Carter is SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER! He wants out he looks for the ropes and latches onto the rope TIGHT! Dez Carter uses his first rope break! Simply Beautiful doesn't believe he got to the ropes and lays in a few kicks to the back of Dez Carter. Dez Carter is using the ropes to get himself up. Simply Beautiful sees an opportunity to strike but is met with a kick to the midsection, a kick to the side of his leg and a kick to the chest, then a powerful palm strike to the chest knocks him flat on his back! Dez Carter jumps for the pin and hooks the leg. ONE...TWO...TH.. Kick out! Dez Carter is in shock and Simply Beautiful is getting up. Dez Carter grabs Simply Beautiful by the head and begins to lift him up. Closed fist to the face by Simply Beautiful.The referee, Morgan Smythe, doesn't see it but Asuka is up on the apron telling Smythe about the fist! Simply Beautiful begins insulting Asuka and trying to get her off the ropes and CLOSED FIST by Dez Carter! The referee believes Asuka but sees the fist by Dez and it costs both men a rope break. They stare off in the middle of the ring. Simply Beautiful with a kick to the gut, he hits the ropes SPRINGBOARD ELBOW! CAUGHT! BACK SUPLEX! Dez Carter goes for a cover! ONE..TWO..Shoulder up! Dez Carter is asking Smythe if she's sure and gives Simply Beautiful time to get up. Dez Carter is facing Smythe, Simply Beautiful spins him around and CONNECTS with a OPEN HAND SLAP! He grabs hold of Dez Carter and Irish Whips him into the corner. He rushes toward Dez Carter and Splash! Wait boot up by Carter! RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL! Simply Beautiful his the mat and rolls backward and onto his feet. He laughs and tells Dez "Good Move" Dez obviously confused slowly walks toward Simply Beautiful, Simply Beautiful rushes again, Dez lifts his leg up, Simply Beautiful rolls under! He's up to his feet, spins Dez Carter around and IMPACT DDT! Dez Carter is out on his back! Simply Beautiful hits the top turnbuckle! He looks at the crowd for a moment, and NEW YORK NIGHTMARE! He turns right in mid air and collides with Dez Carters.. knees? Dez Carter threw his knees up in the nick of time and Simply Beautiful bounces off clutching his midsection! Carter goes for a cover! ONE..TWO..THRE.. SHOULDER UP!! Simply Beautiful barely got his shoulder up! The crowd goes nuts and Dez Carter goes for another cover! One.. Kick-out! Simply Beautiful forcefully pushes Dez off of him and gets to his feet. Kicks him in the gut! Trying for a Double Under-hook Power-bomb! He has him up and PALM STRIKE TO SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL'S FOREHEAD. Both men come crashing down! Both men are out on their backs! Simply Beautiful lifts his arm up and puts it on Dez's chest! ONE..TWO..THRE! BUT Dez lifts his shoulder up breaks the pin and drapes his arm across Simply Beautiful starting a new pin! ONE..TWO..THREE!! WAIT FOOT ON THE ROPE! Simply Beautiful has used his FINAL rope break! Both men breathing heavily struggling to reach their feet. Dez is up first and goes for a tie-up! Irish Whip! COUNTERED! Simply Beautiful whips Dez with all his might and sends him over the ropes! Simply Beautiful turns around and begins to taunt Asuka. WAIT! DEZ CARTER HAS SKINNED THE CAT! HE'S BACK IN! The crowd ERUPTS into cheers and Simply Beautiful is confused.. DRAGON SUPLEX! PIN! ONE!! TWO!! SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL HAS THE ROPES! BUT HE'S OUT OF ROPE BREAKS! THREE!!! Your winner of this match... DEZ CARTER!! They shake hands following the match, but it wasn't a very respectful from Simply Beautiful. He then mouths "This isn't over."
All three men are having themselves a Mexican standoff as the bell is rung. King Koji strikes first with a spinning back chop that catches "The Lemondrop Kid" across the throat, rendering him out of the equation. North T. Gunderson jumps atop the back of the monster Koji and attempts a Million Dollar Dream style Cobra Clutch on the big man. King Koji flails around for a bit before gathering his wits about him and slamming the former Thunder back-wards into the turnbuckle. Koji lays into North with some hard-hitting chops that leave the crowd wincing. However, the Provincial Champion is back on his feet and nails Koji with a dropkick to the back of the knee that fells the big man. Koji roars like Godzilla and is quickly silenced by The Blackout from Gunderson. Rees slams into North with a reverse elbow and blasts his head on the turnbuckle with authority. Rees sets him up for a suplex, but North slips out of it like an acrobat and takes Rees down with an arm-drag. North hits the ropes only to be caught with a wicked spine-buster from the Provincial Champion. Rees into the cover, but King Koji nails him with a heavy elbow drop that deflates both of his downed opponents. Koji lifts a prone Rees and presses him overhead with an impressive display of power; he proceeds to drop Rees like the proverbial bad habit over the top rope and far below to the unforgiving (and thinly padded) concrete outside the ring. Koji signals for the end and stalks over to North, who is pulling himself up with the ropes. North slips under Godzilla's grasp and comes up behind him with a schoolboy roll-up out of nowhere. Koji kicks out at two and absolutely beheads his man with the Burning Lariat. Koji is almost sure of victory as North is seemingly folded inside out. The King of Monsters lays a cocky boot across North's chest for the pin, but wait, from the top rope we see a now recovered Lloyd Rees flying off the top rope with a Fresh Water Flip that takes the big man down. North still looks half-dead as Rees shakes off the cobwebs and hits the ropes. Koji cuts him down with a big boot and gives another primal roar for good measure. Koji lifts his man and slaps on that pesky Bear-hug. Rees fights it before remembering the best way out is the easy way out. He rakes the eyes of the big man, who immediately lets go, and Rees hits a quick DDT... From The Green even! The Provincial Champ into the cover, but Koji manages to kick out at two. They seem to have forgotten about North as Rees stomps on Koji's right leg, tenderizing it for the Lance Cove Leg-lock. The move is cinched in, but not for long, as North is back on his feet and nails a somewhat surprised Rees with a Shining Wizard. "Goodnight, Everybody!" Rees does the classic Ric Flair flop as North scrambles into the cover. No dice, as Rees kicks out in time. North is grabbed from behind and Koji is there to make the big German Suplex. Koji into the cover, but North kicks out at two. Koji is attacked from behind by Rees with a chop block to the right knee. North joins in by throwing in some stomps and kicks until Rees sets the big man up for the Wabana Buster. Koji is a bit too heavy, but North is there for the assist, helping lift the 6'6" behemoth high overhead and dropping him for the modified Brain-buster. Koji is dazed and now Rees covers, only to have North throw him off and go for the cover himself. Rees is certainly not impressed, and lets his foot to the talking to North's ribs. Rees lifts the smaller man and readies for a big move, but North is too quick, wrapping the champion up in a small package. Two and a half as Rees just barely kicks out! North drops him with a neck-breaker and scrambles to the top rope, catching a rising Lloyd with a clothesline off the top. North into the cover, but only two, as Rees will not lose so handily. North wants to make this a Positive Defeat, and the fans know it. Sliced Bread #2? Not quite, as Rees catches him, lifts, and there's the East End Drop. What impact! Rees into the cover, but Koji has recovered and there it is... Koji Clutch! Rees is in panic mode, will he tap? North saves him the trouble by clipping Koji at that pesky knee. Koji is irate this time, roaring as he catches North with a big elbow to the gut and has enough left to stand and set North up for the... Sit-out Power-bomb! North is dead again? Koji is slow to make the cover, but he does. Before two and three quarters, Rees dives in with a double axe-handle to break it up. Koji is in a rage again, and he clotheslines Rees over the top and to the outside again. Koji is panting as he catches his breath and notices North laying prone along the second rope. Koji goes for the much-vaunted Bossman Leg Splash, but North was playing possum and rolls out of the way in timely fashion. Koji falls through the ropes, really hurting, and gets his right leg caught between the ropes, leaving him hanging over the apron. Outside, Rees is getting up and sees this ongoing. His smile grows ever so wide as he slides back into the ring, right behind and unsuspecting North T. Gunderson. Low Blow from the Provincial Champion as the ref tries to free Koji from the ropes. The ref turns just as "The Lemondrop Kid" covers his tracks with a Conception Bay Chin-lock, wrapping himself around North's ribs with the body scissors. The former Thunder valiantly tries to grab at the ropes, but it is in vain as he is nowhere near them. He taps after some time and the bell rings for the still Provincial Champion. Just then as Rees gleams with his gold, we see D! in the aisle way. He holds up HIS NAPW belt. He is showing Rees who the man is, and that D! isn't dead. Then the buzzkill returns. JOSEPH WINCHELL III: Hey guys... I got a small announcement. Next week is going to be a Lethal Lottery Preview. A Preview of the chaos that this event will cause. Your Main Event next week is: Kyle Roberts teaming with... THOMAS YOUNG!!! Taking on Lloyd Rees and... D!
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