TUESDAY. NIGHT. FIGHTS.10/17/2006The Polish Hall is jampacked. The fans are in a frenzy post Hostile Hangover. Two weeks away from ANNIVERSARY ASSAULT! This place is ready for the opening contest. FRANK WARBURTON: This match will be for one fall! And according to the fan vote... It will be contested with LUMBERJACK rules! "Pull Out" by Kill Radio begins booming through the speakers as Krusty Kid Paul makes his way to the entrance. He stands still for a few seconds, observing the crowd, he looks forward and makes his way to the ring, the crowd with tons of jeers seemingly fueling Krusty Kid Paul he slides into the ring and Frank begins to speak. FRANK WARBURTON: Introducing first.. weighing in at Two hundred Forty pounds.. from Kitchener, Ontario...KRUSTY KID PAUL! "Path" by Apocalyptica begins playing and Ravager makes his way out, the crowds jeers seeming to not subside. He quickly makes his way to the ring but slowly makes his way in, watching Krusty Kid Paul. FRANK WARBURTON: Introducing the opponent weighing in at Two hundred Ten pounds from Brooklyn, New York.. RAAAAVAGERR! Finally.. your Lumberjacks: Wayne Wright! The BEE! David Banks! North T. Gunderson! The Celtic Assassins! and Dextro!! The lumberjacks come out in mob fashion and begin making their way to the ring. They all take a place at ringside. Bell sounds at the signal of Morgan Smythe. Ravager and Krusty Kid Paul begin circling each other, words and menacing glares are exchanged and the two lock up! Ravager is quick to get the upper hand and lays a knee into the gut of Krusty Kid Paul before taking him to the mat with a snap-mare. Krusty Kid Paul in a seated position and takes a HARD kick to the spine! Krusty Kid Paul with a grimacing look upon his face as Ravager locks in a reverse chin-lock. Krusty Kid Paul begins to franticly search for a way out and manages to place his foot on the bottom rope. Morgan Smythe breaks the hold and Ravager lifts Krusty Kid Paul to his feet. ELBOW to the mid section by Krusty Kid Paul and Ravager is Irish Whipped into the corner, Krusty Kid Paul follows up with a BIG Splash! Ravager stumbles forward and is greeted with a vicious right hand! It sends him reeling backward toward the rope and DROPKICK! SENDS RAVAGER OUT! Ravager lands outside in an unnatural position and the Lumberjacks begin to lift him up. Ravager seemingly angry pushes them away and slides into the ring. STOMPED by Krusty Kid Paul who lays in a few more before lifting Ravager to his feet. Another Irish Whip! COUNTERED! Short-Arm Clothesline! Ravager hits the desperation move and quickly scrambles for a pin! ONE!! TWO!! Easy kick-out by Krusty Kid Paul! Ravager gives a STIFF stomp to the head of Krusty Kid Paul before lifting him to the face and delivering a DEADLY Knife Edge Chop! A few more get Krusty Kid Paul into the corner. THE SILENCER! Krusty Kid Paul begins squirming around grasping his head and face. Ravager begins to laugh and rolls Krusty Kid Paul out of the ring. The lumberjacks are quick to do their job but Krusty Kid Paul begins to push them aside and climbs to the apron. DROPKICK! Krusty Kid Paul flies into the guard rail and a few of the lumberjacks try to help him up while the others begin...STOMPING HIM! Dextro begins to push the lumberjacks away and helps Krusty Kid Paul to his feet. He prevents the lumberjacks from doing anything and lets Krusty Kid Paul slide into the ring. STOMP! Krusty Kid Paul ROLLS out of the way! Another stomp!! Krusty Kid Paul rolls! Ravager tries again..but FAILS as Krusty Kid Paul manages to roll out of the way once again! But this time he catches Ravager and takes him down with a Double Leg Take down. He mounts Ravager and begins laying into him with a flurry of fists! Ravager manages to throw him off but the damage was dealt! A gash is opened up on Ravagers forehead! Krusty Kid Paul raises Ravager to his feet and UPPERCUT! causes Ravager to stagger about! Krusty Kid Paul works him into the corner and KNEE to the stomach! Krusty Kid Paul sets him in the tree of woe..CRACK ROCK STEADY! The Cross Arm-breaker dealing deadly damage to Ravager but the lumberjacks quickly zone in! David Banks! YAKUZA KICK! Knocking Krusty Kid Paul to the floor and he lays in a few stomps! Ravager falls free from the tree of woe and slides out of the ring to attack a downed Krusty Kid Paul. SUPER-KICK By NORTH T.GUNDERSON! Takes Ravager down! Krusty Kid Paul is back to his feet and begins fighting David Banks..with the aid of Dextro of course. They send him reeling into the steel steps and Krusty Kid Paul makes a hasty retreat into the ring. Ravager still suffering from the super-kick is being beat on by the Celtic Assassins and North T. Gunderson. They lay into him stomp after stomp before sliding him into the ring. Krusty Kid Paul tries to take advantage. Pin! ONE!! TWO!! THRE.. KICK-OUT!! Ravager breaks out using all of his strength and uses to ropes to help himself up. Krusty Kid Paul beings to attack the hurt Ravager. CHOP BLOCK! Causes him to be back to his knees. HARD KICK to the back of Ravagers head silences him. Krusty Kid Paul drags him to the center of the ring and locks in a side headlock! In attempts to FORCE the life out of Ravager! Ravager begins SQUIRMING around. Trying to crawl to the ropes. He lifts himself to his hands in knees but the attempt is futile! Ravager falls right on his face and goes limp. Morgan Smythe drops beside him and grabs hold of Ravagers arm.. IT DROPS! Morgan Smythe lifts it up once again! IT DROPS! Morgan Smythe goes to for the last check! RAVAGER DIDN'T EVEN LET HER TRY! He jolts up to his hands and CRAWLS to the ropes. He holds on tight and Morgan calls the rope break. Ravager uses the ropes to help himself up and Krusty Kid Paul is pondering what to do next. He RUSHES Ravager..BACK BODY DROP! Krusty Kid Paul lands outside! The Lumberjacks rush! They lift Krusty Kid Paul to his feet but not before assaulting him. The slide him in and Ravager pins! ONE!! TWO!! Dextro leaps onto the apron and Morgan's concentration is taken off the pin. Ravager leaps up and HARD RIGHT HAND takes Dextro off the apron. Krusty Kid Paul is up! BIG BOOT! Ravager is sent tumbling over the ropes! The lumberjacks zone in on Ravager but he's up quick and slides into the ring before having to face the onslaught of the lumberjacks. Krusty Kid Paul! KNEE SMASH! He leaps atop Ravager! PIN!! ONE!! TWO!! HES HOLDING THE ROPES!!! BUT SO IS RAVAGER!! ROPE-BREAK! Morgan stops the pin and Krusty Kid Paul lifts Ravager to his feet..BOTTLE OPENER!! Krusty Kid Paul is going for the pin..REVERSED!! SCHOOL BOY!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! FRANK WARBURTON: The Winner of this match..RAAAAVAGERR! Ravager seems very surprised by the level intensity from Paul. A great showing from both guys, who both have big matches at Anniversary Assault.
FRANK WARBURTON: The following tag team contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Asuka, he weighs in at Two hundred and Forty Four pounds. He is fighting out of the "Steel City" of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, the former NAPW Kiniski Cup holder, DEEEEZZZ CARTER!! Broken Social Scene's "Ibi Dreams of Pavement" brings to the ring the number one contender to the NAPW heavyweight title. Mr. Maps leading the way as Patrick Bickle comes out to flurry of cheers. The once hated Bickle, has changed a lot and is now a huge fan favorite. He steps in the ring and bumps knuckles with Dez. FRANK WARBURTON: His tag team partner, accompanied by Mr. Maps, weighs in at One hundred Seventy-Five pounds. He is fighting out of the "Big Apple" of New York City, a former Kiniski Cup holder, PAAAATRICK BIIICKKLE!! "Hold On! I'm Coming!" and outcomes Mr. "Perfection", though his record isn't after last week. Evan lost to Bickle at the huge Hostile Hangover. Will revenge be on his mind? Of course it will! FRANK WARBURTON: And their opponents... Introducing first, the former Provincial Champion, and the longest reigning NAPW tag team champion of all time... He weighs in at Two hundred Twenty-Two pounds... Fighting out of Cairo, Illinois, PERFECTION! EVVVVAN CARRRRTWRIIGGHT!! "Stone Cold Crazy" and the boos mixed with a small amount of cheers travel through the arena. Simply Beautiful kisses his Kiniski Cup. He smiles walking to the ring. He shows the Cup to Evan who looks less then impressed. They do seem on the same page though as Frank does the last announcement. FRANK WARBURTON: His partner fighting out of New York City, he weighs in tonight at Two hundred Thirty-Five pounds. He is the current NAPW Pure Honor Kiniski Cup Champion, he is SIIIMMPLY BEAUUUUUUTIFUULLL! Dick Kiebiech calls for the bell. Evan starts out against Dez Carter, so no immediate rematch from last week. Evan ties up Dez and pushes him into the ropes. Evan with the uncharacteristic clean break, NO!... Chop to the chest. I knew Evan couldn't resist. He hits another as "WHHOOOOO!" echoes throughout the crowd. He goes for another and Dez blocks it with a palm strike to Evan's chest. This stuns Cartwright who back peddles, and a spinning wheel kick nails Evan in the mouth. Dez doesn't let up and follows with a kick to the head of the rising Evan. Tajiri is somewhere smiling as that kick was brought to you by the letters... S T I F F! And no, not he jack asses you'll see later. Evan slides to his corner, and tags in Simply Beautiful. S to the B comes in smooth, slowing down the pace. He is cool and calm. Dez is hyped up and rushes into Beautiful. He receives a deep arm-drag when he gets there, and an arm-bar is put on Dez. Dez is trying to get out, and Simply Beautiful goes for the REAR NAKED CHOKE. This move won him the belt. Dez is in the ropes, which in this match has limitless help. Dez is near his corner and tags in Bickle. Bickle turned down a shot at the Cup, offered by Simply Beautiful. Bickle shoots for a leg and gets elbowed in the head. Simply Beautiful throws him into his corner, and tags in Evan. They work together with TOTAL ELIMINATION! Old School ECW fans chant remember this devastating move. Evan went high with the calf kick, Simply Beautiful down low with the Sweep, Evan goes for the pin. ONE! TWO! Foot on the rope and Bickle is hurt. Evan with some mean cross face strikes to Bickle's head. Evan hates to lose and wants to make Patrick pay. Evan goes for boot to the head but, Bickle blocks and Dragon Whip take down. He hangs on to the leg and applies the STF. In comes Simply Beautiful with a vicious kick to Bickle's head. Dez comes in a moment late. He hits Simply Beautiful with a dragon suplex. Dick Kiebiech orders Dez out and is warning Beautiful of possible DQ, for further interruptions. Bickle tags in Dez. Dez comes in and quickly puts the Camel Clutch on Evan. That's one of Bickle's new moves. He must have studied his partner well. Bickle is on the top rope, he flies through the air with a VICIOUS DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF EVAN. He was prone in the Camel Clutch. Dick now warns Bickle. He is getting Bickle out of the ring and Simply Beautiful sneaks in and reverse DDT on Dez. He slides out. Evan is down. Dez is down. They need tags. Dick is counting both out, the count is up to four. They are crawling toward their corners. Only a few inches for each man and STEREO TAGS! Bickle comes in and Simply Beautiful does too. Bickle comes at Beautiful who reverses it into the SPIN DOCTOR. Cover and the count... ONE! TWO! Shoulder up. Bickle uses Simply Beautiful's attempt to convince the ref that it was three, to put on the Fujiwara arm-bar. He has him in trouble, but Evan reaches through the middle rope and pulls Simply Beautiful to the ropes. Bickle releases and gets up. He goes over to Evan and smacks him. Evan tags himself in and he steps into a try for the arm. He blocks it and SAMBO SUPLEX ON BICKLE! Bickle rolls to his corner. He tags in Dez. Evan with a Roaring Elbow. Dez is down. ONE! TWO! No luck. Evan looks pissed and throws Dez into his corner. Simply Beautiful holds Dez in place, and Evan sets him up in the corner for DIAMOND DUST. Quick tag to Simply Beautiful who goes up top. NEW YORK NIGHTMARE!! MISSES! Dez rolled out of the way. He covers Simply Beautiful. ONE! TWO! No way. Beautiful kicks out. Dez makes it to his corner. Tag is made. Bickle comes in an applies the Bow and Arrow... wait NO he doesn't. Evan in with the stop. He drops something near Simply Beautiful. Dick Kiebiech makes Evan leave. SB has the object and the camera focuses in to see a steel chain. He wraps his fist and BLASTS BICKLE! The cover and the count... Is stopped by Dez. Simply Beautiful gets up and reverses Dez' Tiger Driver attempt and nails the IMPLANT DDT. He rolls Dez out. Simply Beautiful goes to his corner and sets up for the NEW YORK NIGHTMARE. He nails Bickle. Evan tagged the foot of Simply Beautiful though and is the legal man. He goes for the WHEELBARROW SUPLEX AND THE BOSTON CRAB...IT'S THE CARTWHEEL. Bickle is fighting off the pain, as Simply Beautiful looks on stunned. He had the pin, but Evan stole the glory. Bickle isn't moving. Dick Kiebiech is giving the veteran, the benefit of the doubt, and waits longer. He asks Bickle to respond and gets this response... SILENCE! Dick calls for the bell. FRANK WARBURTON: Winner of the match by knock out... EVAN CARTWRIGHT AND SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL!! Evan makes his way to the back and so does Simply Beautiful. Just as Simply Beautiful is about to enter the curtain... 16 POUNDS OF GOLD OFF THE SKULL OF BEAUTIFUL!!! Lloyd Rees is attacking Simply Beautiful. He clamps on the Conception Bay Chin-lock. SB is out. Security pull Rees off. Rees grabs a Mic. LLOYD REES: PURE HONOR CHAMP... DA ONLY REAL CHAMP EH? NEXT WEEK, ME VS YOU... PURE HONOR RULES!! Til then Simply Trash... Rees throws down the Mic and lays in some boots before security holds him back again.
"Dagga" by AkForty plays, and the fans boo loudly as Prince Darko heads to the ring, accompanied by Thomas Young. The two jeer at the crowd, and Darko hops into the ring while Young takes his spot in the manager's corner. FRANK WARBURTON: Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Thomas Young from Zamunda, weighing in at Two Hundred and Ten pounds, PRIINCEEE DAAARKOOO! "IF YOU WANNA STEP UP! STEP UP! YOU'RE GONNA GET KNOCKED DOWN!" The fans rise to their feet and give a nice-sized pop at hearing Brian Bruno's brand new entrance music, Drowning Pool's "Step Up". He heads down to the ring, fire in his eyes as he stares directly at his opponent, the man he has sworn to destroy along with the rest of The Royal Foundation. He jumps into the ring, over the ropes from the apron, and pounces right on top of Darko! This one is on before Warburton can even introduce Bruno! Referee Henry Andrews calls for the bell, and Bruno is all over the prince of Zamunda. He picks him up waaaayy over his head and drops him face first to the mat. GORILLA PRESS SLAM! Darko rolls out of the ring and heads over to Young, but Bruno grabs him by the head and yanks him back into the ring! Irish Whip into the corner, here comes Bruno...dodged by Darko! Bruno slams into the turnbuckle, and turns right around into a perfect high flipping dropkick, right in the kisser! Darko gets up quickly and starts delivering some stiff jabs and elbows to the former pro football player, and wraps his arms around his stomach in an attempt at a belly to belly...but he's not strong enough to lift the big man! Bruno with an ear clap! Darko is dizzied by the shot, but manages to connect with a textbook drop toe hold to keep Bruno at bay! Darko off the ropes for an elbow, nobodies home! Bruno picks up Darko, sends him to the ropes, back body drop coming... Running DDT! Nicely executed, but Bruno pops up! Boot to the gut on a stunned Darko! SIT OUT POWER-BOMB! The ROOF almost came off from the impact! Cover! ONE! TWO! Young slides in! Andrews stops his count, what the hell is he doing? Young is yelling at Bruno, who promptly gets up clotheslines him right out of his boots! Young goes down hard, but leaves a small glistening object in the ring for Darko. Knucks! Why does everyone always use knucks in NAPW? Bruno is yelling at the top of his lungs "TIME TO DIE ROYALS!" and the fans are eating it up! He turns around and gets speared by Darko! Whoa, that was a nice impact! Cover by Darko! ONE! TWO! KICK-OUT! Bruno is a bit slow back to his feet, but manages to land a big hay-maker right on the head of Darko, sending him to the mat. Where Darko then picks up the Knucks! Bruno is calling for his BRUNO BOMBER! He has no idea Darko has knucks! He picks him up for the Bomber, but gets nailed right between the eyes with the brass knuckles, going down in a heap! Dammit, not like this! ONE! TWO! SHOULDER!!! The fans go nuts as Darko whips off the knucks and tosses them outside, pissed as all hell. He starts laying into Bruno with boots, but Bruno crawls back up! No quit in Bruno! He's UP! He points at Darko! "YOOUUUUUU!" goes the crowd! "NOOOOOOOO!" goes Darko! BAM GOES BRUNO! Big right sends him to the mat! Darko up again, he flies at Bruno for a cross-body! He's caught! Bruno tosses him like a rag doll, right into Andrews! Woops! But look out from behind, it's Thomas Young with a chair! Bruno ducks and Young connects full power with Darko! Goodnight, sweet prince! Young gets the classic "uh-oh" look on his face, and turns around right into a boot to the gut! But he fires the chair deep into Bruno's belly, sending the big man to his knees, helpless. A might swing from Young! CRACK! Bruno gets planted, he's down and out! Andrews is stirring, and Young pulls Darko on top of Bruno! No way! Young slides out with the evidence as Andrews counts! ONE! TWO! THREE! Dammit! FRANK WARBURTON: Here is your winner, PRIIINNCE DAAARKOOO! The Royals celebrate in the ring, but not before long the celebration turns into a scramble to get out of the way of an enraged Brian Bruno! Too late! BRUNO BOMBER ON DARKO! SPINE BUSTER ON YOUNG! Young scrambles out, barely able to stand, and pulls Darko out before Bruno can dismantle him! Too late! Bruno drags him away and slaps on El Destructo! Darko is shouting in pain! Bruno grabs the mike and shouts at Young! BRUNO: Next week, me and you on TNF! NO ROYALS AT RING SIDE! This war ain't over God dammit! TAKE THE MATCH OR I'll SNAP HIS F**KIN' BACK! YOUNG: OK OK LET HIM GO! You're on, we're gonna take you out! When I'm done with you there's gonna be nothing left of you, I'm gonna end your career. With that, Bruno lets Darko go, picks him up, and throws him over the top rope right into the waiting arms of Thomas Young! The two tumble over and stumble up the ramp back to the locker room as the crowd cheers for Brian Bruno! NEXT WEEK ON TUESDAY NIGHT FIGHTS, ROYAL FOUNDATION BANNED FROM RINGSIDE! "BIG BAD" BRIAN BRUNO vs THOMAS YOUNG, TO SETTLE THE SCORE!
Now, one year later, NAPW celebrates it's first full year of action with the first inductions to t he NAPW RING OF PRESTIGE. Five men, each one responsible for shaping NAPW into the phenomenon it has become will be recognized and celebrated... STATIC. The Hardcore Luchadore. The One-Man Crimes Spree. One of the most hated men in NAPW history, a man involved in major match after major match. From his three-way feud with Ravager & Lobo over the Provincial Title to the tag team wars against The Dudes & New & Improved D-X... with Rex Caliber as his partner in The Crimes... Static was always in the hunt for Gold. Operation: Kill Mother(BLEEP)ers Dead led Static become the Heavyweight champion, completing only the second triple-crown in NAPW history. The violent lunatic was as quick with a Moment of Clarity as he was with a screwdriver, until finally Patrick Bickle ended his NAPW career in an unbelievable ladder match. Without this man, NAPW would never have seen the infamous "Wheel of Death." His name? SICK BILLY KRYENIK. The Doomrider. The Bi-Polar Express. Billy Kryenik alongside Tommy Deathrow brutalized the NAPW tag division before internal factors drove them apart, leading to the first and last TAIPEI DEATHMATCH in an NAPW ring. Kryenik, the man who became Evan Cartwright's tag partner and one-half of the tag team champions in the second phase of his NAPW career. Even after a severe neck injury at the hands of Bruce Richards put Kryenik out of action, his legacy remains. The Wheel Of Death returns when a feud can not be settled by ordinary means... invented by an extra-ordinary performer. THE DUDES. One of the most popular tag teams in NAPW history, Michael K. Johnston and Cameron Scott - along with then-manager Tiffany Macintyre - have the distinction of being the first team to dethrone D-X as tag team champions. Their epic feud with The Crimes and D-X last winter culminated in one of the greatest matches in NAPW history, the Triangle Ladder Match at Joker's Wild. The Dudes' goals: party, irritate their opponents, and above all, slack, brought them incredible popularity, only shortened by injuries that put them out of wrestling. NAPW pays tribute to these tag team trailblazers. There is one man who's charisma, talent, intensity and story have led NAPW to great heights. He is a two-time NAPW Heavyweight Champion. The first Canada Cup winner. He is the one, the only REX CALIBER: THE NEXUS ONE. He has left the sport of wrestling to be a father to the son he never knew he had, but NAPW fans know Rex Caliber as the battle-hardened, blue-collar lady-killer. His match list reads like a highlight reel: Sexy Rexy's feuds with Devastation, D-X, Ravager and his former friend Static brought wrestling fans some of wrestling's best matches in 2006. Rex Caliber worked his way from the bottom of NAPW to the top, overcame every obstacle placed before him and wrestled every man placed in the ring with him, all while becoming perhaps the most popular wrestler NAPW will ever see. The inaugural induction class for NAPW's Ring Of Prestige: Five men who changed NAPW and wrestling as we know it. Don't miss the the induction at ANNIVERSARY ASSAULT, live October 31 from the Butterdome in Edmonton Alberta!
The crowd at the Polish Hall is on their feet for the tag champions! "Never Trust The Beast." "The Man With The Blood On His Hands." The surprising fan favorites hit the ring with intensity. Roberts hits the corner and holds his tag belt up high. The Beast seems in a bad temper, however... unsurprising when one considers that Stiff Competition have been stalking his friend Tiffany Macintyre over the past week! The music changes from "Low" by the Foo Fighters to "Annihilation"... and out walk the three members of Stiff Competition to a chorus of boos. FRANK WARBURTON: Introducing first accompanied to the ring by Bill Fleming, they are the reigning and FOUR-TIME NAPW Tag Team Champions... Stylin' Kyle Roberts, Bruce "The Beast" Richards, The New & Improved... DEEEEE-EXXXXXX! "King of Kill" starts and the boo birds come at the much hated Stiff Competition. With Ol' Salty by their side, all three men walk business like to the ring. FRANK WARBURTON: And their opponents... introducing first, the manager of champions... Ol' Salty! Now the team: "The Moose" Mark Millar --- "Durty" Dutch Flanagan --- Rod Hardway! They are STIIIIIIFFFFF COMPETITIONNNNNNN! Stiff Competition get in the ring. The Beast doesn't want to wait for the bell, Roberts holds him back. Stiff Competition deciding who will start the match for their team. It looks like it's going to be the NAPW Original Mark Millar starting things off. Moose yells at Kyle to let The Beast go, "this ain't no place for pretty-boys!" Apparently Moose has some level of respect for The Beast, a fellow "roughneck." Beast and Moose size up in the middle of the ring. Their chins jut out, beard meeting beard. Moose talks trash, Beast controls his temper however... "Tiffany's pretty damned hot, you know Bruce...I'd give her a taste of ol' Moose!" says Millar. KAPOW! says The Beast's knuckles, balled up in a fist and driven into Moose's face! Referee John Sharplin warning Beast about the closed fists but Richards is on fire! He's unloading on The Moose. Moose staggers to a neutral corner, POW. Another big shot! Moose wants a tag, but uh-uh... doesn't like his teammates want anything to do with the ferocious Beast! Millar yells expletives at Dutch & Rod, then turns around... right into one helluva lariat from Bruce Richards! Moose somehow pops right back up, punch-drunk, and Beast hits the ropes for further speed and clotheslines his man straight to hell! Moose is laid out, tag made to Stylin' Kyle! The Beast with a backbreaker, Kyle off the second drop... elbow drop to the point of Moose's chin! Millar flops to the canvas and Roberts, quick to make the cover, gets a two count out of it. Stylin' Kyle immediately goes to work. He measures Moose and delivers a loud, Brian Pillman-like knife-edge chop. Crowd "whoooos" and Moose prances, holding his chest, his expression one of pain. Roberts measures him and chops again, sending Moose into the ropes. Irish whip sends Moose to the other side of the ring, where Ol' Salty grabs his man's legs and pulls him out of the ring. Roberts motions "Come off of it!", but fails to notice Dutch Flanagan coming off the top rope with a missile dropkick! It connects to the back of the head and Roberts drops. Sharplin admonishes Flanagan, who "meekly" returns to his corner and grabs the tag rope again. In the meantime, The Moose has rolled back into the ring. Scoop and a slam, followed up by an elbow drop. Two elbow drops. Three elbow drops, four! Moose covers, Roberts kicks out easily at two. Moose grabs a handful of Roberts' bee-oo-tiful hair and drags him over to the Stiff Competition corner. Tag Hardway. The powerhouse steps over the top rope into the ring and levels Roberts with a big double-ax handle. Roberts in the ropes, Hardway lays in the choke. He breaks at the referee's count of four, "watch your mouth, referee!" Sharplin isn't having any of it, but Hardway doesn't care. Hardway goes back to Roberts, Kyle starts throwing fists! You can't brawl with Rod Hardway, who quickly turns things around with a big meathook to the side of Kyle's head. Kyle sent into the turnbuckle the hardway (heh), and then Hardway uses his big size 15 to choke Kyle in the corner. Again he breaks at the referee's four count. Hardway arguing with Sharplin, asking him what the hell he did wrong... and while the referee's back is turned, Ol' Salty leaps up to the apron and wraps a length of rope around Kyle's throat! He's choking the man out some more. Bill Fleming races over to that corner to stop things, Salty quickly jets back to the Stiff Competition corner. Hardway finally stops distracting Sharplin. The referee turns around to see Fleming up on the apron tending to Kyle and now Sharplin's yelling at Fleming! Fleming, incensed, yells back at Sharplin, "If you were doing your JOB!" Uh oh, Fleming crossed a line right there. Sharplin with the classic "you're outta here" gesture, to the fury of Bill Fleming and Bruce Richards, also protesting the fairly suspect officiating. Sharplin's got his hands full in this match however... Bruce Richards telling Sharplin to "look over his shoulder!" Why? Because with Sharplin's attention on ejecting Fleming and controlling an enraged Beast, Stiff Competition have Kyle trapped in their corner, tag rope around his neck, laying in the boots! Richards can't take it any more, he tears past Sharplin and Fleming! Moose gets knocked off the canvas to the guardrail! Dutch gets dumped outside! Hardway is next --- Sharplin gets between Beast and his man, forcing Beast to his corner. He's threatening a DQ if Beast doesn't get back to his corner, to the utter disgust and rage of Richards. Fleming pulls him back, telling Bruce to keep his head... and then he puts his hands up, saying "Fine, I'll leave... you better have eyes in the back of your head, Sharplin!" The match is now ostensibly four on two with Ol' Salty's continuing outside interference, but it's D-X's manager who's been ejected. Sharplin has lost control of this one, if he ever had it in the first place. Meanwhile, in the ring, it's Dutch Flanagan as the "legal" man - there didn't seem to be a tag but in all the chaos, who knows? Flanagan with Roberts, swinging DDT puts the man down for a count of two. Flanagan tags in Hardway. Hardway locks on a full-nelson! Kyle could submit here, but he's fighting, there's little quit in Stylin' Kyle OH. Hardway simply turned it into a slam, cutting off Roberts' momentum. Tag back into Flanagan... Hardway tells the ref to "shut it!", then grabs Kyle's trunks, hoisting him up in a suplex! He's holding them up there, Flanagan is on the top rope! FLYING CROSS BODY CONNECTS! That's it for Stylin' Kyle, ONE, TWO, TH--- Kyle kicks out! The Beast reaches out, he wants a tag, Flanagan argues the count with the referee OL' SALTY! Salty ran to the D-X corner, reached up and LOW BLOWED The Beast on the apron! Salty dashes off, cackling madly "Y'see dat me byes? Lloyd Rees a damn idiot dumpin' me, my sons!" Kyle stretches for a tag, but Beast is crouched down on the apron in pain. Flanagan grabs Kyle and sends him to the corner... TARANTULA! Referee counts, but Flanagan's wrenching on Roberts in the ropes... The Beast storms into the ring and blasts Flanagan, breaking the move. Roberts wincing, he wants in this thing BADLY, but Sharplin is once again forcing him out of the ring. And when he does, Ol' Salty is there to choke Kyle on the bottom rope! It's a mugging, that's all, a mugging! The tag is made to "The Moose" Mark Millar, who's ready to finish this. He hoists up Kyle, suplex onto the ropes, BACK onto the canvas! Tully Blanchard style Slingshot Suplex, cover gets one, two, no! Kyle kicks out of that one. The Beast was halfway into the ring on that one, it could have been close... The Moose out at the crowd and gives the thumbs down. He hoists Kyle up --- he's going for the ROUGHNECK! A move also known as... The Beast's "Chart Attack"! Moose has Kyle up on his shoulders, flashes a big grin towards The Beast through his monster beard, and then sends Kyle spinning...No! Kyle spins off! Moose is off-balance! Kyle grabs him with desperate energy and NAILS the Moose Jaw Driver! The impact is tremendous, and The Moose is laying in the middle of the ring. Roberts is down as well! The crowd is trying to rally him, Beast stretching for the tag... Roberts NEEDS the tag! He's been beaten from pillar-to-post, can he reach down for one last burst of energy to get to his corner? Moose rolls to his corner and makes a tag to Rod Hardway! Hardway comes in the ring and grabs Roberts by the leg, this isn't good... Roberts hopping on one leg, ENZIGURI! He clips Hardway in the back of the head, dropping the big man, and then MAKES! THE! TAG! BRUCE RICHARDS IS IN THE RING! The Beast runs over Rod Hardway! Flanagan gets in the ring, he gets rocked! Here comes The Moose, lariat for him! Flanagan sent to the ropes, hiiiiigh back body drop! One more Moose! The Beast gets nailed by Hardway from behind, sending him into the ropes. Hardway gets some speed and goes for a Mafia Kick --- The Beast moves! Hardway lands on the top rope, crotch-first! His face goes white, and The Beast shakes the rope up and down for good measure before dishing out a stiff clothesline that sends Hardway down to the canvas! The Beast ROARS, he's been waiting for this! Moose and Dutch are up, Beast grabs each man by the head and knocks their noggins together! He hoists Moose up... and it's a CHART ATTACK! BAM. Crowd goes BERSERK. But Moose isn't the legal man. Beast turns his attention to Flanagan, hoisting him over his head in a huuuuge gorilla press! He sends Flanagan flying up the aisle, landing hard and tumbling on the concrete! But wait a minute! Ol' Salty has slipped Rod Hardway his stainless steel flask! Hardway's coming behind The Beast STYLESKICK! Roberts clips Hardway in the butt of the jaw with a stylin' superkick! Hardway doesn't fall over, but he's staggered. Roberts with that charismatic grin, he knows what's up! D-X makes the tag... now Roberts, hands out to sides, he boots Hardway in the gut... and hits the POLAR-IZER! And while he was doing that, The Beast ascended the top rope! DIVING MOONSAULT! D-X has gone DOWN N DIRTY on Rod Hardway! THE COVER BY ROBERTS! THE ONE! TWO! TH---- NO! NO! Ol' Salty just pulled John Sharplin out of the ring! Sharplin is yelling at him to stay the hell out of the match. Ol' Salty is trying to say it was an accident, but who can understand his damn accent? Either way, accident my left foot. But wait! The Beast just reached over the top rope and grabbed Salty by the man's sou'wester! Salty grabs tightly onto his hat as Bruce pulls the manager up against the ropes. Beast snaps the ropes and Salty flies into the ring. He's on his knees, pleading with D-X to take it easy on him, to "ha' mercy, me old cocks!" Kyle: "We're nobody's old cocks!" Sharplin rolls in, and he seems content to let D-X do what they will to Salty but WAIT. The Moose is on the ring apron and he's yelling at Sharplin to disqualify D-X! Sharplin can't keep his eyes on everybody in the match, and right before The Beast knocks Salty's block off, Dutch Flanagan flies into the ring with a steel chair right between The Beast's eyes! Roberts looks to retaliate, but he runs right into a HARDWAY SLAM! Flanagan --- hits a ROLL IN THE MUD! Roberts is flattened! Hardway covers, Moose tells Sharplin to count the pinfall, are ya blind, Hardway's got those long legs of his on the ropes for added leverage, Sharplin can't see it from his vantage point and he counts the ONE, TWO... THREE! FRANK WARBURTON: Here are your winners, Stiff Competition! Stiff Competition have won the match, the extra-handicap match. They don't seem done with D-X however; all three members are stomping at both men. Ol' Salty is directing traffic, still with one hand on his hat. He's grabbing something out of his coat pocket, wait a minute, those are HANDCUFFS! The Moose and both D-X members are in the HOUSE OF HORRORS match, it looks like a preview! Moose and Flanagan are trying to get the cuffs on The Beast, Hardway and Salty on Kyle, and this is not looking good for the tag team champions... but here come the CELTIC ASSASSINS! And not only them, but NORTH T. GUNDERSON! The calvary has arrived! Bobby O'Brady and Al Thoes hit the ring, North right behind them! Stiff Competition scatter and head out of the ring... The Assassins and North watch them go, daring them to come back and fight... in the ring, The Beast and Kyle are stirring, but down. They don't look much like champions, but it took a four-on-two mugging for Stiff Competition to beat them...
"The Chicken Song" by AFI fills Polish Hall as The Yellow Chicken makes his way to ringside, accompanied by a massive pop from the fans. He is carrying his chicken decorated TV belt. FRANK WARBURTON: Making his way to the ring, from Toronto, Ontario, weighing in at two hundred sixty-five pounds... He is the NAPW Television Champion: THE YELLOOOOOOOWW CHIIIIIIICKENN!! There is a huge response for the man formerly known as Carter Owens. But the goodwill doesnŐt last for long. ŇFighting 59Ó hits the speakers. And the double Champ is on his way. FRANK WARBURTON: And his opponent. From Bell Island, Newfoundland! He weighs in at two hundred forty-seven pounds, and is the current NAPW Provincial champion, as well as the NAPW Heavyweight champion! Ladies and gentlemen... He is the EAST COAST SENNNSSATIION, THE LEMONDROP KID LLLLLOOOYYDDD REEEEEEESS!! Boos all around as Rees arrogantly struts to ringside, displaying all his title gold! Then another song hits. "Rebirth" by Boy Hits Car plays and there is a general confusion from the crowd and the men in the ring as Patrick Kidd steps out onto the entrance ramp with a mic in hand. KIDD: I'm not normally one to get into other people's business and I hate to interrupt the match about to start, but I had something I wanted to say and since I knew I'd be able to find you out here Rees, I figured now would be the time. You see your holding two belts right now, and I see that as being just a little bit greedy. This gets a slight laugh from the crowd as Kidd intended it to, but the Lemon Drop Kid doesnŐt see the humor in the comment. KIDD: So I been taking out the trash here in NAPW, disposing of Moose Boy, and recently removing NAPW of its resident STD, and giving that disease his vaccine via the flames. Apparently that has gotten me some recognition and now I turn my attention to you Mr. Lemondrop. I believe it's time that Provincial title comes to the number one contender, me, and I'm looking to take it from you in two weeks at the NAPW anniversary show, unless of course you'd rather lose the other oneÉ Kidd gets cut off by "Ibi Dreams Of Pavement" Patrick Bickle, still hurting comes out. BICKLE: He won't be available that night as I'm CALLING MY SHOT. ME YOU AND THAT BIG GOLD BELT! The boos come in as Joseph Winchell to the third power comes out. WINCHELL: I can't book Rees in two matches, but I CAN make it a double belt match. First Fall for the Provincial belt, second for the Heavyweight belt. That makes everyone happy... and to make it fair, next week KIDD VS BICKLE! So after you dispose of that whatever in the ring... come to the back to sign the contract. Rees is not happy with that news, and STILL must win this match, for that match to happen. He gets in the ring and goes face to face with his opponent. The Chicken does not seem intimidated at all. Referee Dick Kiebiech calls for the bell! Rees slaps his opponent! The fans boo, but The Yellow Chicken simply smiles, and responds with a stiff slap of his own. The compassionate fans of NAPW thoughtfully start a "You Got Bitch Slapped" chant, just in case Rees wasn't sure what happened. Rees angrily swings at the Chicken, who ducks, catches the champ with a forearm, then slams him to the mat. Quickly taking the advantage, Chicken goes to work on Rees arm, locking in an arm-bar. Rees easily makes it to the ropes, then decides to go outside for a breather. He doesnŐt get any peace, as the fans are quick to jeer him. Rees takes a brief second to remind them of who he is: The NAPW champion. The Yellow Chicken takes a brief second to baseball slide into... NO! Rees lured him in, and the Television champ crashes to the floor! Rees goes on the offensive, ramming the Chicken's head into the guardrail, then whipping him into the ring post! Referee Kiebiech is demanding the wrestlers get back into the ring! Rees rolls the Chicken in, goes for a cover! One... Two... Only two! Rees thinks the count should have been a bit faster, but decides to keep on the attack rather than argue. Rees going to the outside... and nails the Fresh Water Flip! Again he goes for the cover! One... Two... Foot on the ropes! Now Rees is angry! He thinks this should have been finished already, and tells Kiebiech so. Kiebiech? He's trying to calmly explain why things are happening this way. Maybe it will work. We'll never know, because Stiff Competition just emerged from the entrance way. Dutch Flanagan, Rod Hardway, and Moose Miller, all under the charge of Rees' former manager Ol' Salty. And all taking a close look at the match. Rees sees them approach, but tries to ignore them. He picks up Chicken... Chicken with an inside cradle! One... Two... Rees kicks out! And he is mad! He hits a clothesline on the Chicken, then turns to yell at the members of Stiff Competition, who are now at ringside. Rees helpfully points out their lack of skill. How they have never won the NAPW title. Hardway helpfully points out that The Yellow Chicken is now standing. Rees turns around to receive a Deep Armdrag! Chicken follows up with an elbow drop, then tries to slap on another arm bar! Rees fights out of it, gets to his feet, but is met with a running knee to his shoulder! The Champ is down! Stiff Competition is laughing it up! Chicken with the cover! One! Two! And now Rees uses the ropes to his advantage! Rees is up, and angry, and Kiebiech wants there to be order in this match, so he sends Stiff Competition back to the locker room. The fans aren't sure if they should be happy or sad about this. However, they're soon given something to cheer about. After Rees has watched his tormentors walk away, he gets a Fujiwara Armdrag from the Chicken, who seems intent on softening up his opponent for the Crossface Chicken Wing. The Chicken makes a move for his finisher, but gets an elbow to the jaw for his trouble. Rees makes another move to the outside, trying to get his bearings. The Chicken is content to wait this time. Kiebiech starts the count, but Rees is back in the ring before it reaches eight. Both men circle each other, looking for an advantage. They've both proven resilient so far, now each man can only hope the other makes a mistake. They lock up, and Rees with a knee to the gut, taking the wind out of the Chicken. Blatant right hands, a thumb to the eye, all illegal, but all effective, as Rees sees his opening and takes it, no matter how much the fans boo or Kiebiech yells. Rees lifts up Chicken... WABANA BUSTER! The ChickenŐs head driven into the mat! This has to be it! But no. Rees knows it'll probably take more than that. He goes for the cover... Chicken barely kicks out. But he had to expend energy to stay in the match. Rees smiles, knowing he has his opponent where he wants him. Rees slaps on a chinlock, bearing down, hoping to take as much fight as he can out of his opponent. The fans start to clap, hoping to inspire The Yellow Chicken to his feet! And it seems to work! The Chicken fights to one knee! Then the other! He's almost on his feet! It's a mirac- no Rees plants a knee in Chicken's spine, then goes for the Conception Bay Chinlock! He's got the Dragon Sleeper in, if he gets the leg scissorsÉ The Chicken thrashes, trying to fight the hold! The struggle reaches the ropes! BOTH MEN TUMBLE THROUGH THE ROPES TO THE FLOOR! Rees and The Yellow Chicken hit hard! The hold broken, but at what cost? Kiebiech lays in the count, ready to declare a double count out if necessary. The fans aren't happy, but they may soon have reason to cheer, as the combatants are moving! Rees is the fresher of the two, and he is on his feet! He slides into the ring. The Chicken needs some fan encouragement. Luckily he gets it. Who knows if he could have gotten back into the ring without their applause (I shudder to think)... Both men are staggered, but ready to fight. Rees throws a right, The Chicken a left. They trade blows in the centre of the ring, the Chicken getting the advantage, Rees ducks a punch... and Kiebiech gets clipped! He is not out, but he is knocked for a bit of a loop. Just enough for Rees to land a low blow! Rees laughs, as he goes to slap on the Conception Bay Chinlock, but SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A SPRINGBOARD ELBOW! This must be payback for earlier! The champ is down, the Chicken is dazed, and Simply Beautiful smirks as he goes back to the locker room. Rees looks back at his attacker, ready to pursue, but he gets stopped... BY THE CROSSFACE CHICKENWING! Using the distraction to his advantage, The Yellow Chicken slaps on his finisher! Rees tries to fight his way out, but the move is locked in tight! Kiebiech looks for the submission, but Rees refuses to quit! The Chicken pulls back on the hold, causing the champ to yell out in pain! The fans are chanting TAP at the NAPW champ, but it doesnŐt look like heŐll oblige them. After what seems like an eternity, Kiebiech raises Rees arm. It drops. He raises it again. And again it drops. One more time. Kiebiech raises the arm of the current NAPW Heavyweight and Provincial Champion... And the arm drops. The fans go NUTS! The Yellow Chicken leaps in the air, pumping his fists in celebration. And Dick Kiebiech spoils it all by pointing out Rees' foot on the bottom rope. The match isn't over. All that happiness from the crowd? Yeah, that's all gone now. The Chicken is the consummate professional, he goes back to work. He lifts up Rees... and Rees with a thumb to the throat! He's used the delay to get back as much energy as he can. Rees needs to finish this fast! He goes for the East End Drop... Chicken floats over, and nails Rees with an Exploder Suplex! Rees is crumpled on the mat, and the Chicken is going to the top rope! The fans are on their feet! And the Chicken dives with the grace of Dynamite Kid or Chris Benoit... THE SUPER PECK CONNECTS! He hooks the leg! Nowhere near the ropes this time! One! Two! THREE! The Yellow Chicken has upset the NAPW Champion... and won the Provincial title by doing so! FRANK WABURTON: Here is your winner: AND NEW NAPW PROVINCIAL CHAMPION... THE YELLOOOOOOOWW CHIIIIIIICKENN!! The fans, who wanted to be sure this time, explode at the proclamation! The Yellow Chicken with the biggest win of his NAPW career, and Lloyd Rees just looks shocked... He has his head in his hands, and then we see Bickle, Kidd and Winchell, on the video screen, in the locker room area arguing. What about the announced match at Anniversary Assault? WINCHELL: Damnit! UH... THREE WAY FOR THE NAPW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE. Kidd, you can claim your Provincial shot another night, I'm not messing with an already advertised match. I'd seem like a fraud to the PPV providers. And then there is one more face shown... EVAN CARTWRIGHT! EVAN: There's two things wrong with that match... THERE'S NO EVAN AND THERE'S NO CARTWRIGHT! I made the number one contender pass the f*ck out... I want in. I EARNED IT! WINCHELL: FATAL FOUR WAY... EVAN, REES, KIDD, BICKLE... NAPW CHAMPIONSHIP... NOW OUT OF MY OFFICE. The scene fades as then a picture is shown, a very familiar face appears. A video starts up. The accomplishments are stunning. The first Triple Crown Champion. Defeating D! in a steel cage. Creating the Canada Cup. The most hated man to ever enter a NAPW ring. The Dudes are inducted as a team and that means there is one more announcement left. CHRIS CASINO is going to be enshrined in the NAPW Ring of Prestige. But that's not all. Casino's voice can be heard throughout the building, that is now dark. CHRIS CASINO: I've heard for months how a masked luchadore was the first and only TRIPLE CROWN SUPERSTAR. Well jack, their is the one and only original AND HE SURE IS HELL AIN'T YOU, STATIC! Put your money where your mouth is... Wait, no you don't get a choice. You signed an open contract for a special night, and brother I signed under you. OCTOBER 31st, BUTTERDOME, ONE NIGHT ONLY... ANNIVERSARY ASSAULT... CASINO VS STATIC. Bring it BITCH!
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